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Helgoland

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1755 on: February 20, 2015, 06:36:26 pm »
I learned it as 'wimmin' in school, and I would be inclined to believe that Arx has just become a victim of weird South African language funkiness.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1756 on: February 20, 2015, 07:28:04 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on February 20, 2015, 06:36:26 pm
I learned it as 'wimmin' in school, and I would be inclined to believe that Arx has just become a victim of weird South African language
Yeah, I have the most generic, boring, American Midwestern accent ever and it's the same here.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1757 on: February 20, 2015, 08:48:51 pm »
Yeah, the o in women is an i sound by the People Who Officially Make The Rules For English so as to better differentiate it from the word "woman" when spoken aloud.

Or at least, that's what I heard.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1758 on: February 21, 2015, 01:23:54 am »
The phone green, I pink it up and say yellow!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1759 on: February 21, 2015, 01:27:50 am »
Quote from: Dorfs R Fun on February 21, 2015, 01:23:54 am
The phone green, I pink it up and say yellow!
... what
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1760 on: February 21, 2015, 01:37:10 am »
Quote from: Ispil on February 21, 2015, 01:32:18 am
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 21, 2015, 01:27:50 am
Quote from: Dorfs R Fun on February 21, 2015, 01:23:54 am
The phone green, I pink it up and say yellow!
... what

Color puns, I think.
Terrible jokes are Terra-edible. If you say it out loud it makes more sense.

Edit: Actually, none of this makes cents, and if you don't have any cents there will be no change.

Edit2: I can't believe I post this shit. I shouldn't be allowed to drink wine and internet at the same time.
« Last Edit: February 21, 2015, 01:44:30 am by Dorfs R Fun »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1761 on: February 21, 2015, 01:48:13 am »
Quote from: Dorfs R Fun on February 21, 2015, 01:37:10 am
Edit2: I can't believe I post this shit. I shouldn't be allowed to drink wine and internet at the same time.
It's fine. This is the terrible jokes thread, they're supposed to be bad.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1762 on: February 21, 2015, 01:54:14 am »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on February 20, 2015, 05:19:10 pm
Hahahahahaha
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1763 on: February 21, 2015, 02:29:08 am »
Or NZ, if you don't want to freeze your arse off.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1764 on: February 21, 2015, 02:40:31 am »
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A.) A Pina Colonic
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1765 on: February 21, 2015, 12:00:06 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on February 20, 2015, 06:36:26 pm
I learned it as 'wimmin' in school, and I would be inclined to believe that Arx has just become a victim of weird South African language funkiness.

No, you guys have the weird accents. After all, we definitely have the least national languages in the world. Not the most.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1766 on: February 21, 2015, 06:47:08 pm »
Quote from: Official Languages of South Africa
Afrikaans
Northern Sotho
English
Southern Ndebele
Southern Sotho
Swazi
Tsonga
Tswana
Venda
Xhosa
Zulu
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1767 on: February 21, 2015, 06:57:32 pm »
You thought 'King's English' was elitist?  Try South African English :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1768 on: February 22, 2015, 10:03:41 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1769 on: February 22, 2015, 10:05:50 pm »
This is actually a BAAAD joke.

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