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Lord_lemonpie

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1515 on: November 28, 2014, 07:41:35 am »
What is big, yellow and cant swim?



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« Reply #1516 on: November 28, 2014, 08:32:42 am »
What is big, yellow, and can swim?

A schoolbus with children who've been dead for a while.
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« Reply #1517 on: November 28, 2014, 12:12:34 pm »
Those chemists are doing some crazy stuff these days - you know how they make a hormone in the lab?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1518 on: November 28, 2014, 03:13:03 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on November 28, 2014, 12:12:34 pm
Those chemists are doing some crazy stuff these days - you know how they make a hormone in the lab?

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I had to pronounce hormone the other way to understand this.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1519 on: November 28, 2014, 04:26:36 pm »
In what way were you pronouncing it?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1520 on: November 28, 2014, 05:01:33 pm »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on November 28, 2014, 04:26:36 pm
In what way were you pronouncing it?
Harr-mone

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« Reply #1521 on: November 28, 2014, 07:48:00 pm »
You pronounce hormone similar to "harmony"? like harmone?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1522 on: November 28, 2014, 07:53:53 pm »
Its pronounced like the joke almost everywhere Ive been

Whore-moan  You get hoar moanal
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1523 on: November 28, 2014, 08:05:53 pm »
How the sod do you get "har" from "hor"?

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This is a stupid American thing, isn't it?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1524 on: November 28, 2014, 08:09:56 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on November 28, 2014, 08:05:53 pm
This is a stupid American thing, isn't it?
Nope. He may just be off his rocker.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1525 on: November 28, 2014, 08:21:53 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on November 28, 2014, 08:09:56 pm
Quote from: Orange Wizard on November 28, 2014, 08:05:53 pm
This is a stupid American thing, isn't it?
Nope. He may just be off his rocker.
Yeah... I'm 'Murrican and I pronounce it properly, so idk why he's pronouncing it like that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1526 on: November 28, 2014, 08:39:29 pm »
They are hor-mones.

Its totally american.  Validate me YouTubes!!! @ 1:01

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whore moans 8)  Its a stupid English thing.
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« Reply #1527 on: November 28, 2014, 09:02:40 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on November 28, 2014, 08:39:29 pm
They are hor-mones.

Its totally american.  Validate me YouTubes!!! @ 1:01

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMr71F-A1_4

whore moans 8)  Its a stupid English thing.
They both sound the same. "Whore" and "hor" are phonetically very similar. Admittedly, the British seems to drag the vowel out a bit further, but it's hardly as ridiculous as what I was commenting on - "har", which is notably different and totally nonsensical.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1528 on: November 28, 2014, 10:00:04 pm »
Can't quite recall whether it was here in Colorado or back in Texas (perhaps both) that the pronunciation as "harr-mone" (when closely examining it, it sounds more like "HAH-ohr-mone" or "HAHR-ORH-mone") got stuck to my personal manner of speaking, but that's how it's been pronounce around me.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1529 on: November 28, 2014, 10:26:39 pm »
Why are some gay men happy they have scrotums?

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