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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1485 on: November 26, 2014, 04:18:41 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on November 26, 2014, 04:12:15 pm
But. . . glue?
I knew you'd get stuck on that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1486 on: November 26, 2014, 04:25:12 pm »
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listen up you motherfucker
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1487 on: November 26, 2014, 04:29:17 pm »
What did that motherfucker say?

I can't hear your whining over the noises your mother is making.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1488 on: November 26, 2014, 04:30:31 pm »
What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper.


What else is black and white and red all over?

A penguin with sunburn.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1489 on: November 26, 2014, 04:37:18 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on November 26, 2014, 04:29:17 pm
What did that motherfucker say?

I can't hear your whining over the noises your mother is making.
I'M THE RUDE ONE HERE SIR
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1490 on: November 26, 2014, 04:40:09 pm »
What is yellow and dangerous?

A canary with a sub-machine gun.



What else is yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1491 on: November 26, 2014, 07:43:22 pm »
Quote from: Dutrius on November 26, 2014, 04:40:09 pm
What else is yellow and dangerous?

Urine sample from an Ebola patient?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1492 on: November 26, 2014, 07:52:12 pm »
Quote from: SquatchHammer on November 26, 2014, 07:43:22 pm
Quote from: Dutrius on November 26, 2014, 04:40:09 pm
What else is yellow and dangerous?

Urine sample from an Ebola patient?
That would be red and dangerous.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1493 on: November 26, 2014, 08:06:54 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on November 26, 2014, 07:52:12 pm
Quote from: SquatchHammer on November 26, 2014, 07:43:22 pm
Quote from: Dutrius on November 26, 2014, 04:40:09 pm
What else is yellow and dangerous?

Urine sample from an Ebola patient?
That would be red and dangerous.
The Chinese army?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1494 on: November 26, 2014, 08:18:26 pm »
The French army after the Germans invaded. Twice.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1495 on: November 26, 2014, 08:48:13 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on November 26, 2014, 08:18:26 pm
The French army after the Germans invaded. Twice.

Then the French army would have multiple penetrations....
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Quote from: SquatchHammer on November 26, 2014, 07:43:22 pm
Quote from: Dutrius on November 26, 2014, 04:40:09 pm
What else is yellow and dangerous?

Urine sample from an Ebola patient?
That would be red and dangerous.

Not if they just started to be infectious...
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Quote from: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1496 on: November 26, 2014, 09:05:01 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on November 26, 2014, 08:18:26 pm
The French army after the Germans invaded. Twice.
French army? Dangerous? Well, maybe if you stub your toes on an abandoned tank...
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1497 on: November 26, 2014, 10:39:06 pm »
Get all tangled up in the white flags all over the ground.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1498 on: November 27, 2014, 12:09:21 am »
Quote from: Mr. Strange on November 26, 2014, 04:13:42 pm
Quote from: 4maskwolf on November 25, 2014, 11:54:08 pm
*Knock knock*

Who's there?

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Hint: it's brown and has started to smell...
Hint: It's t-shaped and on fire.

Edit: Damn it, Ghazkull stole my joke I was about to tell.  And by stole I mean "posted it earlier in the year".  Good thing I searched first.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2014, 12:11:12 am by 4maskwolf »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1499 on: November 27, 2014, 12:13:50 am »
Quote from: LeoLeonardoIII on November 26, 2014, 10:39:06 pm
Get all tangled up in the white flags all over the ground.
What's brown, white, and too damn cute?

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