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Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 715993 times)

IronTomato

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1470 on: November 25, 2014, 09:31:42 am »

I'd like to say I made this one, but it's just something I heard a classmate say.

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« Reply #1471 on: November 25, 2014, 10:54:39 am »

What's white on black?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1472 on: November 25, 2014, 12:23:14 pm »

People in this country are far too complacent - people should protest more. And the rampant corruption and viciousness of our police are a great thing to protest. Good joke, +++, 5/5, would slow clap again.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1473 on: November 25, 2014, 06:26:23 pm »


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Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1474 on: November 25, 2014, 06:59:02 pm »

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1475 on: November 25, 2014, 11:54:08 pm »

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

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KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1476 on: November 25, 2014, 11:58:46 pm »

What's white on black?

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...Ashens?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1477 on: November 26, 2014, 12:16:50 am »

Ashens is fine, but that man is sublime
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1478 on: November 26, 2014, 12:32:33 am »

i-it

it looks like Stuart Ashens.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1479 on: November 26, 2014, 08:09:17 am »

What's black on white?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1480 on: November 26, 2014, 09:45:58 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1481 on: November 26, 2014, 12:30:25 pm »

GF's Father: "YOU STOLE MY DAUGHTERS VIRGINITY"
Guy: "I promise it wont happen again"
Guy:
"No I didn't, I have a receipt!"
"What are you, the rent-a-cop patrolling her cunt?"
"Oh that's not all! *Wink*"
"Hey man, this wasn't her first time at the rodeo!"
"Sir, it's "daughters' virginities"."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1482 on: November 26, 2014, 03:53:57 pm »

What are the differences between a tuna, a piano, and a bucket of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1483 on: November 26, 2014, 04:12:15 pm »

But. . . glue?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1484 on: November 26, 2014, 04:13:42 pm »

*Knock knock*

Who's there?

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Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

You won’t have to think anymore: it’ll be just like having fun!
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