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kaenneth

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1215 on: October 26, 2014, 02:13:42 am »
What's the best part of being a back alley abortion doctor?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1216 on: October 26, 2014, 02:27:03 am »
HELL NO
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1217 on: October 26, 2014, 02:39:39 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1218 on: October 26, 2014, 03:38:56 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1219 on: October 26, 2014, 03:41:59 am »
I'm sorry, do you like the idea of eating aborted foetuses for dinner?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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« Reply #1220 on: October 26, 2014, 03:43:00 am »
What's the difference between a dead baby and a citrus fruit?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1221 on: October 26, 2014, 07:19:46 am »
What's the difference between a dead baby and a cactus?

I wouldn't want a cactus as my pillow.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1222 on: October 26, 2014, 07:20:55 am »
...I really have to get this thread off my notification list.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1223 on: October 26, 2014, 07:57:53 am »
My new game is terrible. I believe this belongs here.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1224 on: October 26, 2014, 08:01:31 am »
Quote from: Gamerlord on October 26, 2014, 07:20:55 am
...I really have to get this thread off my notification list.
How does one do that? I never found out...
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1225 on: October 26, 2014, 08:11:32 am »
Hitting "unnotify" next to the reply button.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1226 on: October 26, 2014, 08:32:04 am »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 26, 2014, 07:57:53 am
My new game is terrible. I believe this belongs here.

Deer God!  What twisted abomination has spawned from the depths of this site?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1227 on: October 26, 2014, 01:46:43 pm »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on October 26, 2014, 07:57:53 am
My new game is terrible. I believe this belongs here.
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This is the first RTD I've ever seen to drive off the GM.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1228 on: October 26, 2014, 07:13:53 pm »
A dwarf attacked group of kobolds
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Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1229 on: October 26, 2014, 10:09:51 pm »
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