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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1125 on: October 16, 2014, 08:44:11 am »
I read that as:

Quote from: hector13 on October 16, 2014, 08:32:00 am
I think Dutchling is going to make us all go to Heil.

Good terrible joke opportunity lost.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1126 on: October 16, 2014, 09:05:44 am »
Quote from: Iceblaster on October 16, 2014, 08:09:51 am
Found this on reddit. Reporting it here.

"I lost a great grandfather in a concentration camp."
"Oh, my God. I'm sorry-"
"He fell off the guard tower."

There's a real gpod version of this joke in the movie Postal during the sequence about the nazi themed amusement park.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1127 on: October 16, 2014, 12:51:27 pm »
"Good", "joke" and "Postal" are not words that should be used in the same sentence. Ever.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1128 on: October 16, 2014, 12:52:02 pm »
I killed some people who were secretly gay.
Now I have skeletons in the closet.
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Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1129 on: October 16, 2014, 12:58:17 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on October 16, 2014, 08:11:54 am
What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number?
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What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?
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Why are Jewish men circumcised?
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That last one is great.

Which dictator was the most fashion-conscious?

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« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 01:49:55 pm by scrdest »
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We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1130 on: October 16, 2014, 06:08:46 pm »
warning: really terrible

Why do polack girls use dildos?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1131 on: October 16, 2014, 06:19:32 pm »
Told by my english teacher:

This kid from the midwest worked really hard and got into Harvard, so on his first week there, he's trying to find the library. A Harvard man walks the kids, so the kid goes to ask him for directions. The Harvard man has probably got a building named after his uncle or something.
"Excuse me, can you tell me where the library is at?"
The Harvard man looks down over the top of his glasses at the kid and replies "Here at Harvard, we do not end our sentences in a preposition."
The kid, admonished, says "I'm sorry. Can you tell me where the library is at, asshole?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1132 on: October 16, 2014, 10:25:27 pm »
ORANGE WIZARD WAS DELICIOUS I have no regrets

* Descan slurps more juice
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1133 on: October 17, 2014, 05:22:43 am »
I think this is appropriate for this thread:
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1134 on: October 17, 2014, 01:51:43 pm »
Well, I laughed.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1135 on: October 17, 2014, 02:41:15 pm »
Hey guys, I made a reddit bot which tells jokes from this thread, thank you for your contributions! :D
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1136 on: October 17, 2014, 05:14:17 pm »
Quote from: McDonald on October 17, 2014, 02:41:15 pm
Hey guys, I made a reddit bot which tells jokes from this thread, thank you for your contributions! :D
You are an awful, awful person and I want to try it so bad.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1137 on: October 17, 2014, 05:24:10 pm »
Go to any subreddit and type "tell me a joke" in a comment. TerribleJokeBot should answer within 2 minutes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1138 on: October 17, 2014, 05:47:27 pm »
How doth it worketh?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1139 on: October 17, 2014, 05:50:16 pm »
Ask Dutchling. And holy shit I'm so happy right now.
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