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Bohandas

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1095 on: October 13, 2014, 11:36:46 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on October 12, 2014, 09:53:11 pm
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A. Boo-kkake

Q. What's an astronaut's favorite sexual fetish?
A. Space docking.

Q. What's a mathematician's favorite sexual position?
A. Sixty-nine

Q. What's a NASCAR driver's favorite sex move?
A. Autofellatio
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1096 on: October 14, 2014, 07:47:59 am »
Quote from: tahujdt on October 13, 2014, 08:54:58 pm
So two forumites walk into a Terrible Jokes thread.

They start debating grammar.

Which reminds me.

Apparently, a guy who was proofreading Hitlers' speeches was literally a grammar nazi.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1097 on: October 14, 2014, 03:16:38 pm »
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We're terrible, terrible people.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1098 on: October 14, 2014, 05:54:41 pm »
Well, you are.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1099 on: October 14, 2014, 06:13:01 pm »
Why did Mr. Citrus push his ex-wife off the balcony?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1100 on: October 14, 2014, 06:15:29 pm »
How did the banker lose his wallet

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1101 on: October 14, 2014, 06:42:00 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on October 14, 2014, 06:13:01 pm
Why did Mr. Citrus push his ex-wife off the balcony?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1102 on: October 14, 2014, 07:30:09 pm »
Why did Mr. Citrus' career as a standup comedian fail almost before it began?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1103 on: October 14, 2014, 07:41:36 pm »
Why do people keep making crappy jokes about Mr. Citrus?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1104 on: October 14, 2014, 07:43:51 pm »
...

I give up.

* II puts a gun to his head.

Know that it was you who drove me to this.

...

*blam*
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1105 on: October 14, 2014, 07:54:57 pm »
Why did Mr. Citrus try to kill himself?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1106 on: October 14, 2014, 07:59:02 pm »
Ooooh, fresh orange juice!

* Descan gets a glass.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1107 on: October 14, 2014, 08:02:44 pm »
Caroline, I thought you were a lich.

Liches are necromancers by default.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1108 on: October 14, 2014, 08:03:11 pm »
Orange yo-
Nevermind, too easy.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1109 on: October 14, 2014, 08:13:01 pm »
Did Mr. Citrus make his life-changing decision before or after his suicide attempt?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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