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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1065 on: October 09, 2014, 06:25:46 pm »
I believe I first heard it told about Jews...
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« Reply #1066 on: October 09, 2014, 09:21:31 pm »
It's usually pointed at Scots or Dutch in NZ.
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« Reply #1067 on: October 10, 2014, 12:22:43 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9crCGMh4j9g#t=107

I guess that means his eye is bloodshot then!   ;D

(More of a pun than a joke, but oh freaking well I suppose.)
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« Reply #1068 on: October 10, 2014, 08:24:41 am »
I just finished reading Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, which was written by the great Scottish writer Robert Lewis Stevenson. The man had a crazy-good imagination. I mean, an upper-class respectable gentleman who drinks a strange liquid that causes him to go around committing random acts of violence in the street? How did a Scot ever think of such a thing?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1069 on: October 10, 2014, 08:29:17 am »
What's the formal name for Dr. Jekyll's elixir?

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« Reply #1070 on: October 10, 2014, 10:09:52 pm »
Q. Who wears a disguise to blend into the crowd and oppresses the people of Italy?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1071 on: October 11, 2014, 04:20:29 pm »
How many Groots does it take to change a lightbulb?

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« Reply #1072 on: October 11, 2014, 04:42:32 pm »
I'd tell you a pun about gingers, but that would be off colour.
Food puns really take the cake, it's far too low a form of humour for us upper crust of society they say, sarcasm is the sweetest humour they say, but I just find it unpalateable without a pun as the cherry on top.
This has turned into quite the punricane although extreme weather can make you quake. If you erupt when your friends laugh off this deadly threat I will have sympathy. Allow me to tide you over by saying that you will live and tsun armi troops will save you from your shelter.

Puns are humor too, I swear! Shit!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1073 on: October 11, 2014, 09:26:39 pm »
What does a Sicilian say when they can't have kids?

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« Reply #1074 on: October 12, 2014, 09:53:11 pm »
Q. What's a ghost's favorite genre of fetish porn
A. Boo-kkake
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« Reply #1075 on: October 12, 2014, 09:53:48 pm »
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Q. What's a ghost's favorite genre of fetish porn
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« Reply #1076 on: October 12, 2014, 11:31:35 pm »
Don't ask. You'll be happier not knowing.
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« Reply #1077 on: October 13, 2014, 12:57:15 am »
I'm not sure if I want to Google what that means.
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« Reply #1078 on: October 13, 2014, 01:07:29 am »
Bukkake is a sex act.
That's all you really need to know.
Let's move on.
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« Reply #1079 on: October 13, 2014, 01:19:40 am »
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