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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1020 on: September 25, 2014, 11:57:57 am »
Quote from: scrdest on September 25, 2014, 11:40:23 am
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on September 25, 2014, 11:24:38 am
Fuck you asians.

Aughhhhh. The paaaain.

* scrdest doesn't care about anything anymore.
You people are awful at understanding simple jokes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1021 on: September 26, 2014, 05:40:03 am »
A Spanish captain was walking on his ship when a soldier rushes to him and exclaims, "An enemy ship is approaching us!" The captain replies calmly, "Go get my red shirt." The soldier gets the shirt for the captain. The enemy ship comes in and heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the Spaniards win. The soldier asks, "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?" The captain replies, "If I got injured, my blood shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to lose hope." Just then, another soldier runs up and says, "Sir, we just spotted another twenty enemy ships!" The captain calmly replies, "Go bring my brown pants."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1022 on: September 26, 2014, 06:39:25 pm »
Here's one from my dear old dad:

"You get used to anything in life, except icicle up your ass."
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 02, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

You won’t have to think anymore: it’ll be just like having fun!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1023 on: September 26, 2014, 06:41:29 pm »
Spoiler: so uh... it's an abortion joke.  Thou hast been warned (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1024 on: September 26, 2014, 06:44:57 pm »
I know I'm laughing!

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Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 02, 2014, 03:30:30 pm
Then you get cities like Paris where you should basically just kill yourself already.

You won’t have to think anymore: it’ll be just like having fun!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1025 on: September 26, 2014, 11:51:05 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on September 26, 2014, 06:41:23 pm
What kinds of hiccups do evil people get?

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I don' geddit...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1026 on: September 28, 2014, 02:43:06 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1027 on: September 28, 2014, 08:15:14 pm »
Quote from: 4maskwolf on September 26, 2014, 11:51:05 pm
Quote from: greatorder on September 26, 2014, 06:41:23 pm
What kinds of hiccups do evil people get?

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I don' geddit...
"Diabolic" meaning (roughly) "evil".
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1028 on: September 28, 2014, 08:17:31 pm »
Quote from: InsanityIncarnate on September 28, 2014, 08:15:14 pm
Quote from: 4maskwolf on September 26, 2014, 11:51:05 pm
Quote from: greatorder on September 26, 2014, 06:41:23 pm
What kinds of hiccups do evil people get?

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I don' geddit...
"Diabolic" meaning (roughly) "evil".
I know what it means, but I don't get the joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1029 on: September 28, 2014, 08:18:30 pm »
Evil people get evil hiccups. It's a really shitty pun.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1030 on: September 28, 2014, 10:21:22 pm »
But what's the pun? :x
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1031 on: September 28, 2014, 10:36:51 pm »
I would have gone with "Diabol*hic*s", personally.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1032 on: September 28, 2014, 11:04:41 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on September 28, 2014, 10:36:51 pm
I would have gone with "Diabol*hic*s", personally.
Nono, that's an evil drunk.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1033 on: September 29, 2014, 03:13:12 am »
Quote from: Dutchling on September 28, 2014, 10:21:22 pm
But what's the pun? :x
I'm not even sure there is one, honestly. I can't remember who made it, but he sucks at puns. Yeah. That'll show him.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1034 on: September 29, 2014, 03:14:48 am »
I finally get the joke.

I should look at the thread's title more often >.>
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