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[Tawa]

Guys, Toady will smite your quote pyramid if you don't quit it.

[Bohandas]

But it's an integral part of the bad humor of that conversation...

[KingofstarrySkies]

It's also incredibly annoying to read.

[hector13]

It's also incredibly annoying to read.

Don't read it then! We do not force your eyes open! with matchsticks! and tie your hands behind your back! and open each and every link individually! for your own viewing pleasure!

'tis the terrible jokes thread. There are meant to be many, many facepalm moments. Particularly ones involving a chuckle and then that guilty feeling that you've just laughed at something you really probably shouldn't have.

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Edit: Furthermore, I would also sig the dry humping thing, alas I like the one I have more, and there are like a million characters in it so it doesn't fit

[MaximumZero]

Q: What's a pirate's favorite series?

A: Game of Thrones. I mean, it was written by George Arr Arr Marrrrtin!

[Akura]

Q: What's a pirate's favorite series?

A: Game of Thrones. I mean, it was written by George Arr Arr Marrrrtin!

* Akura will pirate series to see if true.

[Baffler]

Q: What's a pirate's favorite series?

A: Game of Thrones. I mean, it was written by George Arr Arr Marrrrtin!

* Akura will pirate series to see if true.

Aye, can confirm that.

[Dutchling]

Latvian man hear that in heaven he get 72 potato if he die as martyr. Man blow self up in front of local politburo office. He go to heaven and ask god if he can have potato now. God say to him, "Is no potato in heaven. Only virgin and sky and cloud." "Who is virgin?", ask man. "You are virgin.", say god. Man is sad because struggle will never end. Such is life in heaven...

[McDonald]

Dwarves and midgets have very little in common.

[Orange Wizard]

-snip-

If you don't get it,

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A fly is the zipper on your trousers/pants that you open to let your wang out so you can piss.

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It's a bit of a stretch to go fly in your soup -> zipper -> wang -> sex with your food. The joke is forced and unfunny. In other words, it's perfect for this thread.

[Dutchling]

A Vietnamese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2 million vietnam dong and walked out with $100.
The following week, he walked in with another 2 million vietnam dong, and was handed $84.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Vietnamese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted,
"Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

[scrdest]

A Vietnamese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2 million vietnam dong and walked out with $100.
The following week, he walked in with another 2 million vietnam dong, and was handed $84.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Vietnamese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted,
"Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

I get the punchline, but I can't see how the guy misunderstood what the teller said beyond the 'fluc'.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Fuck you asians.

[scrdest]

Fuck you asians.

Aughhhhh. The paaaain.

* scrdest doesn't care about anything anymore.

[Sergius]

Dwarves and midgets have very little in common.

No big deal.