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Tawa

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #975 on: September 21, 2014, 01:22:31 pm »
Quote from: Phmcw on September 19, 2014, 01:08:42 pm
What does jk Rowling says in front of literrary critics?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #976 on: September 21, 2014, 02:55:32 pm »
I don't know how to feel about me coming up with this :P

Q: Why did America stay in Iraq so long?
A: They were waiting for the ticking warscore.

Paradox Interactive Games jokes... Woo!

EDiT: Page 69.

Insert jokes about sixty nines here :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #977 on: September 21, 2014, 03:07:15 pm »
If we're doing bad Paradox jokes...

What do you call an animal that starts to croak when it gets too numerous?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #978 on: September 21, 2014, 07:02:30 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on September 21, 2014, 03:07:15 pm
If we're doing bad Paradox jokes...

What do you call an animal that starts to croak when it gets too numerous?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #979 on: September 21, 2014, 07:41:22 pm »
Egads, where has this thread been? I need to watch this. Sorry, nothing good to contribute at the moment.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #980 on: September 22, 2014, 02:01:12 am »
Q.) What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A.) "dung"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #981 on: September 22, 2014, 11:21:04 am »
I'm totally getting in on this:
A man walked in to a bar...

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #982 on: September 22, 2014, 12:05:04 pm »
I tried to eat a clock the other day


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #983 on: September 22, 2014, 12:53:55 pm »
If an imprisoned dwarf builds a magma cannon, do you call it the "Conflagration of Independence"?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #984 on: September 22, 2014, 12:59:43 pm »
These jokes are all like paper - tearable.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #985 on: September 22, 2014, 03:19:48 pm »
What do you call a 12 year old chinese prostitute? Sum Yung Ho.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #986 on: September 22, 2014, 03:27:32 pm »
How do Asians name their children?
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How do you blind fold an Asian?
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Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #987 on: September 22, 2014, 04:31:32 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on September 22, 2014, 02:01:12 am
Q.) What's brown and sounds like a bell?
A.) "dung"
What's brown and rhymes with "Snoop"?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #988 on: September 22, 2014, 05:05:20 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on September 22, 2014, 03:27:32 pm
How do Asians name their children?
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How do you blind fold an Asian?
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Why can't two Asians have a white baby?
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Bad jokes these are. Bad shourd you feer about them.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #989 on: September 22, 2014, 08:22:17 pm »
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