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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #930 on: September 10, 2014, 09:16:56 am »
Quote from: Dutchling on September 10, 2014, 09:16:28 am
Why did Suzie fell off the swing?
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Why did nobody help her up?
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Knock knock, who is there?
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You're my hero sometimes.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #931 on: September 10, 2014, 01:47:38 pm »
Quote from: Bohandas on September 10, 2014, 01:21:41 am
Q.) What's the difference between Sarah Palin and The Mad Hatter?
A.) the hatter's tea party made more sense.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #932 on: September 11, 2014, 01:28:23 am »
*ahem*

Why did Suzie drop her ball?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #933 on: September 11, 2014, 02:30:09 am »
How do you get a nun pregnant?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #934 on: September 11, 2014, 03:25:10 pm »
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It promises an all day long session of waterboarding at the beautiful sunny coast of Guantanomo Bay, followed by a mindblowing five day "Sleepless in Seattle" tour, after which the guests will be shown to their private quarters at an exciting undisclosed area, for the remainder of their indefinite stay.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #935 on: September 11, 2014, 03:33:28 pm »
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who expected this to be a binary joke.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand hexadecimal, and F the rest.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #936 on: September 11, 2014, 06:38:46 pm »
So an Irishman walks out of a pub.....
No really, it can happen.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #937 on: September 12, 2014, 08:34:42 am »
Quote from: ggamer on September 07, 2014, 11:51:57 pm
What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

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Oh god that joke...

Quote from: Helgoland on September 08, 2014, 04:38:26 am
I do not know people dirty enough to be told that joke
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #938 on: September 12, 2014, 08:48:45 am »
How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

Courtesy of the substitute teacher.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #939 on: September 12, 2014, 09:07:16 am »
Quote from: Dutchling on September 10, 2014, 09:16:28 am
Why did Suzie fell off the swing?
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Why did nobody help her up?
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Knock knock, who is there?
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wow...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #940 on: September 12, 2014, 09:20:09 am »
Quote from: Erils on September 12, 2014, 09:07:16 am
Quote from: Dutchling on September 10, 2014, 09:16:28 am
Why did Suzie fell off the swing?
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Why did nobody help her up?
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Knock knock, who is there?
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wow...
Those are probably the tamest jokes Dutchling's posted so far.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #941 on: September 12, 2014, 10:41:45 am »
Quote from: Comrade Shamrock on September 11, 2014, 06:38:46 pm
So an Irishman walks out of a pub.....
No really, it can happen.

This even reaches Russia, where I heard it first.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #942 on: September 15, 2014, 08:49:21 pm »
I know someone in every fifty states!

No really, I cut him up and put them there myself.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #943 on: September 15, 2014, 09:16:06 pm »
Have you heard about those corduroy pillows?

They're all over the news.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #944 on: September 15, 2014, 11:01:36 pm »
Q: How many dead people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: More than ten, my basement is still dark.
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Quote from: Robsoie on September 15, 2014, 08:38:12 pm
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