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[TheDarkStar]

I once tried to tell ten jokes to make people laugh. No pun in-ten-did.
sorry

[Worldmaster27]

-5 points, that one was good.

Well, as good as a pun can be.

[McDonald]

There is! I'm bad at tolling (money) jukes (car).

You can lynch me now.

[Worldmaster27]

* Worldmaster27 lynches McDonald with fire. Lots of fire. Also hammering.

* McDonald survives for 30 agonizing minutes, then dies in a most horrific and painful matter

[acetech09]

* Worldmaster27 lynches McDonald with fire. Lots of fire. Also hammering.

* McDonald survives for 30 agonizing minutes, then dies in a most horrific and painful matter

HAHAHAhahahaheheh... hehehheh...

That wasn't a terrible joke, was it.

[Worldmaster27]

No.

The joke was his life.

[Squeegy]

Why does this thread exist when the most terrible joke is clearly Better Nate Than Lever?

[ggamer]

What's the difference between being hungry and horny?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Where you put the cucumbeeAAAAGH OKAY I'M SORRY

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ew.

[Helgoland]

I do not know people dirty enough to be told that joke Hang on, remembered one. The first time I talked to her we quickly turned to the topic of her male friends liking to kiss each other.

Stolen from the Europol thread:
What does the Scotsman say?
If you don't secede at first, try again.

[Tawa]

Spoiler: HORRIBLE REFERENCE-JOKE BEWAAAAAAAAAARE (click to show/hide)

* Tawarochir eats comic

What? It's called "Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal"!

Fine, I'll wait until the weekend.

* Tawarochir puts down comic box

[Bohandas]

Warning: bad taste

Spoiler: bad taste (click to show/hide)

Q.) What's the difference between mowing the lawn and chopping a bunch of people up with a machete?
A.) The  cut up grass isn't delicious.

Q.) What 's the difference between a hooker and a kidnapped child?
A.) You have to pay the hooker

Q.) How do you stop kids from running around in your garden?
A.) Break their legs

Q.) What's blue and thrashes around on the floor?
A.) A baby playing in a plastic bag

EDIT:

Q.) What's white, made by the human body, and good to feed to babies?
A.) cum.

Q.) What's the difference between Bozo The Clown and John Wayne Gacy?
A.) Gacy was funnier

Q.) What's the difference between a stone statue and a cadaver?
A.) You can't eat stone.

[/end bad taste]

EDIT: also...

Q.) What's the difference between Sarah Palin and The Mad Hatter?
A.) the hatter's tea party made more sense.

Q.) What's the difference between Elvis Presley and God?
A.) God is dead.
...or alternately...
Q.) What's the difference between 2Pac and God?
A.) God is dead.

[hector13]

What's brown and sticky?

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A stick.

What's green and smells like yellow paint?

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Green paint.

What's black and white and red all over?

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A newspaper.

What's black and white and red all over?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A sunburned penguin/zebra.

What's black and white and red all over?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A nun rolling down a hill.

What's black and white and laughing?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The priest who pushed her.

What's white and blue and would kill you if it fell on you from a tree?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A fridge wearing a waist-coat

What's big, red and hard to eat?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

A fire engine.

[ggamer]

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas?

Spoiler: this is legit awful (click to show/hide)

cancer

[Dutchling]

Why did Suzie fell off the swing?

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She had no arms.

Why did nobody help her up?

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She had no friends.

Knock knock, who is there?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Not Suzie.