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[pisskop]

Poor Patch Adams

[Bohandas]

...anyway

"Q. How is kibble like a dead baby?
A. You feed them both to your dog."

"Q. What's the difference between syphilis and a bouquet of flowers?
A. I've never given my girlfriend a bouquet of flowers."

"Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of heart disease and arteriosclerosis."

[Bohandas]

And now a bawdy poem...

Man from Nantucket
Does autofellatio
Very long penis

[Orange Wizard]

I thought you just needed a rib removed?

[Worldmaster27]

"Ha, you're a funny person. That was a good one."
"Aw, thanks."
"I'm a funny person too; I just made a joke!"
"What was the jo-

...

..." :l

[Gentlefish]

If Bruce Lee was a drink he'd be Bruce Tea.

[The Darkling Wolf]

If Bruce Lee was used to dock ships, he'd be Bruce Quay.

[Avis-Mergulus]

If Bruce Lee heard those jokes, he would be Bruce Fuck you guys.

[pisskop]

Chuck Norris admires Bruce Lee so much he let him win.

[Gentlefish]

If Bruce Lee was a plant he'd be Bruce Tree.

If Bruce Lee was a structure he'd be Bruce Teepee

If Bruce Lee were candy he'd be Bruce Spree.

This is what my brain is composed of help me.

[hops]

If Bruce Lee live in Middle Earth he'd be Bruce Bree.

If Bruce Lee was a Japanese vampire he'd be Bruce WRYYYYYYY

[My Name is Immaterial]

If Bruce Lee was a cheese, he'd be Bruce Brie.
If Bruce Lee was helping someone get into their house, he'd be Bruce Key.

[Redzephyr01]

If Bruce Lee was a game console, he'd be Bruce Wii.

[mastahcheese]

Deer lord, these jokes are abysmal.

[TamerVirus]

If Bruce Lee was a painter, he would be Bruce Klee

If Bruce Lee  was a body part, he would be Bruce Knee

If Bruce Lee was a banker, he would be called Bruce Fee