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[TheDarkStar]

A farmer gathers an engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist to make the largest field with the least fence.

Engineer (after taking some fence and making a circle): "There! That is the most efficient shape."
Physicist (after taking some fence and making a line): "Obviously, the largest possible field takes a fence that goes all the way around the world."
Mathematician (after constructing a tiny fence around himself): "I am on the outside."

[Mr. Strange]

A farmer gathers an engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist to make the largest field with the least fence.

Engineer (after taking some fence and making a circle): "There! That is the most efficient shape."
Physicist (after taking some fence and making a line): "Obviously, the largest possible field takes a fence that goes all the way around the world."
Mathematician (after constructing a tiny fence around himself): "I am on the outside."

* Strange takes singe fence pole and sits on it

There, everything else is the field.

[Orange Wizard]

Mathematician/scientist/engineer jokes? There's one I can't really remember... it was about proving that all odd numbers are primes... that might have been this thread, actually...

[Worldmaster27]

I do recall one being about that.

[Bohandas]

Mathematician/scientist/engineer jokes? There's one I can't really remember... it was about proving that all odd numbers are primes... that might have been this thread, actually...

There was indeed one like that on this thread.

[McDonald]

Two chemists walk into a bar. One says "H2O, please" and the second says "H2O too, please". They start drinking and the second chemist dies.

[KingofstarrySkies]

A gymnast walks into a bar. She gets a three point reduction, thereby ruining her chances of bringing home the trophy.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Two chemists walk into a bar. One says "H2O, please" and the second says "I'll have a glass of water please, I have no idea why my colleague here ordered in such a bizarre method, it's weird". They start drinking and the first chemist fumes over the fact that his assassination plan has failed.

[Comrade P.]

knock, knock
"Who is there?"
"Dave."
"Dave who?"
Dave began to cry when he realized his grandmother's Alzheimers had progressed to the stage where she no longer recognized her only grandson.

 - That one terrible German man who made the whole Europe forget everything they knew before...
 - Hitler?
 - Alzheimer.

[Bohandas]

A man is plagued by chronic flatulence wih the unusual idiosynchrosy that every time he passes wind it souds like the the name of the famous automobile manufacturer "Honda". He talks to several proctologists and gastroenterologists about this problem but none of them are able to figure it out. Finally, one day, he happens to mention it to a friend of his who is a dentist, who immediately replies that he must have an abscessed tooth.
"I don't understand" says the man
"Well," says the dentist, "Everyone knows that 'abscess makes the fart go 'honda''"

[crazysheep]

*cringe*

well played..? :3

[Rose]

I don't get it?

[Lyeos]

I don't get it?

You know...
Absence makes the heart grow fonder?
That last sentence?

[Rose]

Oooohhh....

I guess I wasn't familiar enough with the saying to get it.

[Morrigi]

I just heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airlines jokes. The first one got no response, and the second one went down in flames.