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Helgoland

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #720 on: July 31, 2014, 04:33:51 pm »

What's a thousand [X] at the bottom of the sea?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #721 on: July 31, 2014, 06:56:01 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #722 on: July 31, 2014, 06:58:26 pm »

Do incredibly lame puns count?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #723 on: August 01, 2014, 12:02:11 am »

I'm too good at making jokes, the only terrible ones I have are Metal Gear references.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #724 on: August 01, 2014, 01:12:39 am »

Do jokes that are obscene, offensive, and/or deal with uncomfortable topics meet the criterion of terrible?

for instance
"Q. What's the difference between an endangered animal and a hooker?
A. It's not ok to kill an endangered animal"

"Q. What's the difference between a tazer and a fist?"
A. You shouldn't put a taser in your ass."

"Q. What's the difference between the human anus and a brightly colored shirt?"
A. You shouldn't bleach a brightly colored shirt"

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #725 on: August 01, 2014, 02:49:08 am »

Ew.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #726 on: August 01, 2014, 02:54:36 am »

Ew.
This is the proof those terrible jokes were terrible :)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #727 on: August 01, 2014, 05:51:05 am »

"Q. What's the difference between a tazer and a fist?"
A. You shouldn't put a taser in your ass."
Oh how delightfully naive.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #728 on: August 01, 2014, 05:56:13 am »

Not sure if this belongs here but it's definitely terrible.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #729 on: August 01, 2014, 08:16:27 am »

Not sure if this one has been done already, but...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #730 on: August 01, 2014, 10:38:21 am »

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Ouch. Looks like somebody clicked on a mine there.

Not sure if this belongs here but it's definitely terrible.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #731 on: August 01, 2014, 01:55:05 pm »

"In Canada y'all watch the TV. In post 9-11 America the TV watches you"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #732 on: August 01, 2014, 02:18:02 pm »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #733 on: August 01, 2014, 02:18:39 pm »

"In Canada y'all watch the TV. In post 9-11 America the TV watches you"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #734 on: August 03, 2014, 01:17:20 am »

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