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[Starver]

"Ouch, it was a Goblinite ambush"

[pisskop]

I'm on the verge of making a terrible Irish/dwarf joke, but I keep hitting a mental block.

DAMN YOU BRAIN!

Leprichauns

Edit:  Americanized Leprichauns, those stereotypical little funny men who are talking funny(when they arent killing people with odd insturments over a bloody coin).

[OREOSOME]

A dwarf goes to work and does it efficiently.

[The Darkling Wolf]

-_-

Listen, this has gone too fucking far.

There are no fucking leprechauns, ok? None!

We fucking hunted them all to extinction years ago!
Do you really think we'd let those little fuckers run around with their pots of gold and not have a crack at them?

Christ, we even used dogs with stubby legs to give the a fighting chance, but they're dead.


THERE ARE NO FUCKING LEPRECHAUNS

[pisskop]

A dwarf goes to work and does it efficiently.

  ...wait, Im quarter Irish...

[Zrk2]

A dwarf goes to work and does it efficiently.

  ...wait, Im quarter Irish...

You better not work efficiently 1/4 of the time.

[ed boy]

I'm on the verge of making a terrible Irish/dwarf joke, but I keep hitting a mental block.

DAMN YOU BRAIN!

Simple. Take any englishman/irishman/scotsman joke and replace with with human/dwarf/elf.

[SirAaronIII]

Now that was a funny one, I think.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

so whats happens at the bottom? The elf explodes? Because if I was that dwarf before it...

[pisskop]

Whee sounds like a golden shower.  I used to have a whole list of immature little jokes like that.... and songs.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

well it WAS lame, it would be better if the elf exploded

[The Darkling Wolf]

That's the wrong version anyway, the elf/irishman when sliding down the slide snags his arse on a bit of metal sticking up, and roars "SHITE!!"

[Slayerhero90]

Why did we never see little elf baby Timmy again?
A dwarf went fell.

[pisskop]

Now that sounds funny to a 7 year old me!  Its the bridge-shoelace joke of Europe!

Spoiler: CT's version (click to show/hide)

A ___, ___, and a ___[insert 3 religious figures, races, animals, wgas] are standing by a bridge.
They see a genie who agree to grant one wish, but only if they have the courage to jump and wish.
The first jumped and wished to be light as a feather.
The second jump and wished to become hard as a rock.
The third jumped, but tripped on his shoelace, saying "I wish I was--- Shit!"

Why did we never see little elf baby Timmy again?
A dwarf went fell.

[Helgoland]

Quick, a fight between Stalin and FDR: Who'd win?