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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #945 on: September 17, 2014, 08:15:58 pm »
How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #946 on: September 17, 2014, 08:18:38 pm »
Quote from: ggamer on September 17, 2014, 08:15:58 pm
How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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That's been done roughly three times now. I did it once, and someone did it a while before that...

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #947 on: September 17, 2014, 09:21:09 pm »
damn, that's always the go-to option
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #948 on: September 18, 2014, 04:12:03 am »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 17, 2014, 08:18:38 pm
Quote from: ggamer on September 17, 2014, 08:15:58 pm
How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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That's been done roughly three times now. I did it once, and someone did it a while before that...
You beat people because they're black?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #949 on: September 18, 2014, 06:16:21 am »
Quote from: Covenant on September 18, 2014, 05:02:53 am
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #950 on: September 18, 2014, 07:33:26 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on September 18, 2014, 04:12:03 am
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 17, 2014, 08:18:38 pm
Quote from: ggamer on September 17, 2014, 08:15:58 pm
How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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That's been done roughly three times now. I did it once, and someone did it a while before that...
You beat people because they're black?
Maybe?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #951 on: September 18, 2014, 07:39:46 am »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 18, 2014, 07:33:26 am
Quote from: Helgoland on September 18, 2014, 04:12:03 am
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 17, 2014, 08:18:38 pm
Quote from: ggamer on September 17, 2014, 08:15:58 pm
How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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That's been done roughly three times now. I did it once, and someone did it a while before that...
You beat people because they're black?
Maybe?
Only on arbor day and July 4th
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #952 on: September 18, 2014, 09:13:39 am »
Quote from: ggamer on September 18, 2014, 07:39:46 am
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 18, 2014, 07:33:26 am
Quote from: Helgoland on September 18, 2014, 04:12:03 am
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 17, 2014, 08:18:38 pm
Quote from: ggamer on September 17, 2014, 08:15:58 pm
How many policemen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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That's been done roughly three times now. I did it once, and someone did it a while before that...
You beat people because they're black?
Maybe?
Only on arbor day and July 4th

Beating a black man sounds like a thing not to be done, it's like screwing up a complicated instrument.

EDIT: This is bad jokes thread, ok?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #953 on: September 18, 2014, 07:49:48 pm »
A man walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.  The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "Well... I can clearly see your nuts!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #954 on: September 18, 2014, 09:38:40 pm »
Quote from: c6r on September 18, 2014, 07:49:48 pm
A man walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.  The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "Well... I can clearly see your nuts!"
That's actually a good joke. -1 for being actually funny without being overly insulting.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #955 on: September 18, 2014, 10:21:16 pm »
Quote from: 4maskwolf on September 18, 2014, 09:38:40 pm
That's actually a good joke. -1 for being actually funny without being overly insulting.

Quote from: c6r on September 18, 2014, 07:49:48 pm
A man walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.  The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "Well... I can clearly see your nuts!" "LOL I SEE UR BALLS U FAG"

Fix'd.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #956 on: September 18, 2014, 10:27:25 pm »
Quote from: Sergius on September 18, 2014, 10:21:16 pm
Quote from: c6r on September 18, 2014, 07:49:48 pm
A man walks into a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.  The psychiatrist looks at him and says, "Well... I can clearly see your nuts!" "LOL I SEE UR BALLS U FAG" "I don't give counselling to poor people who cannot pay their psychiatric fees"

The man had a serious mental condition, and died cold and hungry in the street three days later
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #957 on: September 19, 2014, 02:36:17 am »
Q.) What's over twelve inches long and makes women scream all night?
A.) Crib death
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #958 on: September 19, 2014, 03:28:39 am »
I'm not sure why people seem so obsessed with having such long crib deaths. Twelve inches, really? I mean, even when it starts getting bigger than seven or so it's just impractical.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #959 on: September 19, 2014, 10:44:53 am »
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