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Bohandas

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #900 on: September 02, 2014, 01:49:00 am »
Quote from: Redzephyr01 on September 01, 2014, 03:12:40 pm
What would an anime about Cthulhu piloting a giant robot be called?
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Q.) What do you call an anime about giant robotic beer cans?
A.) Gurren Lager
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #901 on: September 02, 2014, 02:01:16 am »
I need to find somebody I'm drift compatible with so I can be a Lager pilot.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #902 on: September 02, 2014, 02:36:05 am »
What do you call an anime about giant robots with Parkinson's?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #903 on: September 02, 2014, 02:50:21 am »
Please think up a better anime title joke.

10 Best hentai series:

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #904 on: September 02, 2014, 02:57:35 am »
I probably giggled harder than was strictly necessary at #5 there.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #905 on: September 02, 2014, 09:42:14 am »
What, nothing for Dragonball?
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Urist, President has immigrated to your fortress!
Urist, President mandates the Dwarven Bill of Rights.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #906 on: September 02, 2014, 09:45:39 am »
I thought of that. But it was "low hanging fruit", excuse the pun. It's got "ball" in the title, it was already rude sounding.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #907 on: September 02, 2014, 09:55:51 am »
Dragonshavingsexwitheachother Z
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #908 on: September 02, 2014, 11:14:30 pm »
Q.) How to you get a dwarf to agree with you?
A.) Plump his helmet
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #909 on: September 03, 2014, 08:39:07 am »
How many prolog programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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A programmer was going through a pack of cigarettes while with his friend. The friend became concerned and asked "Why are you smoking so much? Haven't you seen the warning on the package?"

"Well," the programmer puffed, "I haven't thrown an error yet."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #910 on: September 05, 2014, 01:03:29 pm »
Two somewhat nerdy terrible jokes I found:

There are two kinds of people in the world:

a) Those who can extrapolate.

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Helium walks into the bar. The bartender says 'I'm sorry, we don't serve to noble gases'.
Helium does not react.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #911 on: September 05, 2014, 03:44:26 pm »
Create some deadly virus and name it "Not a virus". At a hospital: "I have the results! It's Not a virus!".

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Helium does not react.
I laughed out loud.
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« Reply #912 on: September 06, 2014, 09:03:14 pm »
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« Reply #913 on: September 07, 2014, 05:57:00 pm »
I'm bad at telling jokes (no pun intended).
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #914 on: September 07, 2014, 06:02:52 pm »
I hate you for that.

There is no pun.

If there is, I will lynch you.

If there is not and I am right, I will lynch you quickly.

:P :P
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