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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #660 on: July 09, 2014, 09:25:26 pm »
Quote from: Worldmaster27 on July 09, 2014, 09:24:05 pm
It was inevitable...
I-I knew that... Worldmaster-baka.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #661 on: July 09, 2014, 09:29:15 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #662 on: July 09, 2014, 09:40:51 pm »
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then It was terrifying.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #663 on: July 09, 2014, 09:50:24 pm »
I don't care one way or MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #664 on: July 09, 2014, 09:50:48 pm »
It was inevitable.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #665 on: July 10, 2014, 02:32:11 am »
It's for the best.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #666 on: July 10, 2014, 10:12:48 am »
One balloon says to another

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #667 on: July 10, 2014, 11:10:20 am »
So the police revealed that the man who left his toddler in the car didn't search for how to overheat his baby, he was just searching for 'hot babes'.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #668 on: July 10, 2014, 12:36:34 pm »
What do you do if you don't want a little baby brother?
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #669 on: July 10, 2014, 12:37:56 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on July 10, 2014, 12:36:34 pm
What do you do if you don't wan't a little baby brother?
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You... suffocate your little brother with your ass?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #670 on: July 10, 2014, 12:38:46 pm »
It is sad, but not unexpected.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #671 on: July 10, 2014, 12:40:40 pm »
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #672 on: July 12, 2014, 10:21:59 pm »
This guy goes to a movie theater, walks up to the counter and says "I'm sorry, I stole some candy from here. Will you forgive me?"
The man at the counter replies "This is a concession stand, not a confession stand."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #673 on: July 12, 2014, 11:09:46 pm »
Where can you always find a dog with no legs?

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Why don't you ever find hippos hiding in trees?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #674 on: July 13, 2014, 03:48:21 am »
Make that first one a dead baby joke and you're golden.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.
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