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Descan

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #645 on: July 01, 2014, 10:26:13 am »
Going off that one:

Why do all the gays want to become the Chinese emperor?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #646 on: July 01, 2014, 06:17:18 pm »
Why do rappers make bad waiters?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #647 on: July 05, 2014, 09:05:58 am »
Along the lines of Greatorder's:

A woman finds a mouse in her house, laying on its side. Thinking it is sick, she brings it in the the veterenarian only to be told that the mouse is dead. She responds. "How can you tell?"

The veterenarian goes into a back room, brings out a cat, and passes the cat over the mouse. The cat looks bored and does not react.

"Well maa'm, we did a cat scan and the results came back negative."
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« Reply #648 on: July 05, 2014, 10:00:10 am »
Quote from: 4maskwolf on July 01, 2014, 12:17:46 am
A friend once asked me if I could have any one superpower, what would if be?

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That's not terrible, that's funny!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #649 on: July 05, 2014, 02:07:52 pm »
What do you get when you cross a beaver and an elephant?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #650 on: July 05, 2014, 07:04:13 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on July 05, 2014, 06:49:14 pm
What's the most useless superpower you can have in the world?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #651 on: July 07, 2014, 09:10:50 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on July 07, 2014, 07:46:39 pm
It's terrible to American nationalists.
Nah, I could qualify as a nationalist, and even I agree that America is a pretty useless superpower nowadays.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #652 on: July 08, 2014, 05:33:59 am »
What's the difference between Republicans and Mexicans?
The latter beat pinatas, while the former beat dead horses.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #653 on: July 08, 2014, 05:35:16 am »
Challenge time! Give us some DF-themed Terrible Jokes in honour of 0.40.01, why don't yah?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #654 on: July 08, 2014, 05:57:28 am »
Isn't Dwarf 40tress good enough for you?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #655 on: July 08, 2014, 06:44:59 am »
Quote from: Helgoland on July 08, 2014, 05:33:59 am
What's the difference between Republicans and Mexicans?
The latter beat pinatas, while the former beat dead horses.
Hey, those Democrats were dead when I found them!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #656 on: July 08, 2014, 05:28:19 pm »
How do you make a peach cobbler?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #657 on: July 09, 2014, 05:11:05 pm »
Jeffrey Dahmer walks into a fast food place for lunch.
When he reaches the counter, the server recognizes him, scowls and says, "We don't serve your kind in here!"
Dahmer looks somewhat disappointed, but after a moment's consideration replies, "Ah, that's alright- I'll just have the beef, then."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #658 on: July 09, 2014, 09:22:33 pm »
You wanna hear a joke? I'll tell you a joke. And you're GONNA LAUGH!

You ready? :D

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #659 on: July 09, 2014, 09:24:05 pm »
It was inevitable...
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