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Rolan7

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« Reply #4635 on: August 12, 2022, 09:37:29 am »
There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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« Reply #4636 on: August 12, 2022, 09:38:51 am »
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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« Reply #4637 on: August 12, 2022, 10:13:00 pm »
Why are electric eels so long?

Because if they were short they would lose their charge.
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« Reply #4638 on: August 12, 2022, 10:15:15 pm »
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know binary, and those who don’t.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4639 on: August 13, 2022, 04:44:57 am »
...and those who can extrapolate to higher bases.
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« Reply #4640 on: August 13, 2022, 05:52:17 am »
There are various jokes about set theory, but this one isn't one of them.
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« Reply #4641 on: September 08, 2022, 08:18:01 pm »
Quote from: https://twitter.com/mollyesbian/status/1567982887882063873
in order for me to recognize Prince Charles as King Charles I'll first require 2 letters from different psychiatrists who have been treating his king status for over a year if not more, stating that he is indeed a king and that it isn't a fetish or a fad or him faking it
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« Reply #4642 on: September 08, 2022, 08:42:36 pm »
Interestingly, I'm sure I heard one (constitutionally qualified) talking-head/commentator/interviewee saying something very like "...and my thoughts are with Prince Charles, who of course is now The Queen...".
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« Reply #4643 on: September 09, 2022, 04:39:00 am »
Quote from: Rolan7 on September 08, 2022, 08:18:01 pm
Quote from: https://twitter.com/mollyesbian/status/1567982887882063873
in order for me to recognize Prince Charles as King Charles I'll first require 2 letters from different psychiatrists who have been treating his king status for over a year if not more, stating that he is indeed a king and that it isn't a fetish or a fad or him faking it
I don't get the reference  :(
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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« Reply #4644 on: September 09, 2022, 08:53:07 am »
Quote from: a1s on September 09, 2022, 04:39:00 am
I don't get the reference  :(

It's just some fair and standard checks in place to determine whether or not it's medically defensible to assist Charles in transitioning to King despite his being APAB (Assigned Prince At Birth).


It's a trans thing; the time and psychiatric requirements (and suspicion of "perversion"/faking) are common barriers for people looking to transition
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« Reply #4645 on: September 09, 2022, 06:06:11 pm »
Particularly in UK.
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« Reply #4646 on: September 10, 2022, 04:38:00 am »
Quote from: Bumber on June 18, 2022, 04:48:42 pm
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I dated someone like that once

They were a keeper
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« Reply #4647 on: September 10, 2022, 09:51:50 am »
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Quote from: Bumber on June 18, 2022, 04:48:42 pm
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I dated someone like that once

They were a keeper

The joke is “I dated a footballer once.

They were a ‘keeper.”
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
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« Reply #4648 on: September 10, 2022, 10:18:56 am »
In this case they are a beekeeper  ;D
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4649 on: September 11, 2022, 01:47:51 pm »
And a queen ;)
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