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Rose

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4200 on: January 13, 2019, 08:53:15 pm »
A customer asks where the bathroom is and the bar explodes.
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Kagus

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4201 on: January 14, 2019, 05:52:40 pm »
You can't spell "Nyarlathotep" without "thot".

That's not something I needed to think about.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4202 on: January 14, 2019, 06:21:23 pm »
Cthulhu can't be spelled without putting a 'you' inside it.

Probably because he ate you, but whatever.
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« Reply #4203 on: January 15, 2019, 12:35:56 am »
Hey, have you seen Fantastic Beasts 2 yet?
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adult food like, I presume, steak and potatoes and tax forms,

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Kagus

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« Reply #4204 on: January 19, 2019, 07:42:53 am »
"A poor craftsman blames his tools. A good craftsman blames his apprentice."
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« Reply #4205 on: January 19, 2019, 09:22:38 pm »
A master craftsman blames the customer. :V
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« Reply #4206 on: January 19, 2019, 09:25:13 pm »
Plasterer: Noun. Another name for a barman.
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Kagus

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4207 on: January 24, 2019, 09:19:21 am »
What really killed emperor Palpatine?

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« Reply #4208 on: January 24, 2019, 01:25:20 pm »
Mountains aren't just funny, they're
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4209 on: January 24, 2019, 06:01:10 pm »
Did you expect to get a rise out of that?
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« Reply #4210 on: January 24, 2019, 06:23:04 pm »
It's Plain that he's just a Steppe away from madness.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4211 on: January 24, 2019, 06:41:41 pm »
Summit like that.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4212 on: January 24, 2019, 07:25:44 pm »
Steep expectations much?
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« Reply #4213 on: January 24, 2019, 08:25:58 pm »
What do you call a crazy trail?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4214 on: January 25, 2019, 10:44:43 am »
Press f to PAY RESPECTS.
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