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[Reelya]

What's the funniest molecule?

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He₂

[Hanslanda]

I asked Saddam Hussein to stop following me around and just go home.

He said he'd rather hang around.

[hops]

What's the funniest molecule?

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He₂

Shame that you'd instantly get flash frozen if you're near it.

[WealthyRadish]

My girlfriend told me to get a real job when I tried to explain that my work is complex.

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The governor thought things were fine from his office, but he started to question his assumptions when he went into the field and couldn't find unity.

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I told her it was a mistake to build her life piecewise, and she replied that I shouldn't try to differentiate.

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An applicant asked how I could possibly justify the logistics in this bureaucracy, and I said that if they're really curious it's all right there in the normal form.

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If life is just a series of mistakes, his looks divergent.

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She kept snooping around the plant looking for evidence of adulteration in our goods, and I said she'd find nothing learning the additive identity.

[Reelya]

If life is just a series of mistakes, his looks divergent.

There's no limit to your humor.

He said I couldn't see things from his perspective, and I said that's affine thing for you to say.

[WealthyRadish]

He claimed he really found himself after going through the process, and I said not to bother me with his trivial functions

[Kagus]

Time to lower the bar!


Yo' mama's so fat, her phone number has two area codes.


Yo' mama's so fat, Luke Skywalker fucked her in the ass.

[Rowanas]

Time to lower the bar!


Yo' mama's so fat, her phone number has two area codes.


Yo' mama's so fat, Luke Skywalker fucked her in the ass.

Your mother's so fat, I rolled over twice and I was STILL on top of her!

[Culise]

An old one I was reminded of for some odd reason.

Two souls ascending to heaven passed a mountain, where they saw two eagles flying.  "Ah, eagles," one soul said to the other.  The eagles, to be polite, said nothing.

[Starver]

/to make the loud guffaws

That's not terrible. Though I now have visions of it being told at a funeral service by a vicar. (I imagine mine will be orated by something of a secular equivalent, if any, so may be a far more inappropriate joke.  *makes notes*)

[Reelya]

Time to lower the bar!


Yo' mama's so fat, her phone number has two area codes.


Yo' mama's so fat, Luke Skywalker fucked her in the ass.

Your mother's so fat, I rolled over twice and I was STILL on top of her!

This is bay12, we should be more creative with the yo momma jokes

Yo momma so fat that the Japanese space agency tried to land a rover on her ass.

[Rowanas]

Time to lower the bar!


Yo' mama's so fat, her phone number has two area codes.


Yo' mama's so fat, Luke Skywalker fucked her in the ass.

Your mother's so fat, I rolled over twice and I was STILL on top of her!

This is bay12, we should be more creative with the yo momma jokes

Yo momma so fat that the Japanese space agency tried to land a rover on her ass.

More creative in Bay12? Fine.

Your mother's so fat, she still only takes up one tile.

Your mother's so fat, her fatness values are 0:0:0:0:100.

[TD1]

Your momma's so fat, the Dwarven civ has been living off 'Yo Momma' tallow biscuits for the past decade.

[hector13]

Yo momma’s so fat it’s impossible to make her fireproof.

[Kagus]

Yo' momma's so Large .