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[wierd]

*groan*

(Puts on "that guy" hat)

"Fret", as in guitar fret, used ironically with "fret", as in "worry."


Ok. time for an actually bad joke.

A rabbi, an atheist, and a new age hippy walk into a bar.
--They all say 'Ow!'

[TD1]

Yea, worked it out shortly after posting.

[Sheb]

My friend hired a prostitute for my birthday. But when she arrived, she just sat in the corner, “one, two, three, four,” she trailed on.

Confused, I looked over to my friend, asking him what the hell was going on.

My friend just shrugged. “It’s the thot that counts.”

[Tomasque]

My friend hired a prostitute for my birthday. But when she arrived, she just sat in the corner, “one, two, three, four,” she trailed on.

Confused, I looked over to my friend, asking him what the hell was going on.

My friend just shrugged. “It’s the thot that counts.”

That reminds me of one:

 What do you call a prostitute named after a religious congregation?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Parish the thot

[Sheb]

What's the one method of contraception accepted by the Catholic church?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Pedophilia.

[Starver]

(Regardless of the above punchline)

A good catholic who uses a proven contraception method is inconceivable!

[Yoink]

My friend hired a prostitute for my birthday. But when she arrived, she just sat in the corner, “one, two, three, four,” she trailed on.

Confused, I looked over to my friend, asking him what the hell was going on.

My friend just shrugged. “It’s the thot that counts.”

The term "thot" just became worthwhile rather than annoying, purely for allowing that joke to be made.

[scourge728]

what is thot?

[TD1]

I thot you knew what thot is.

[Rolan7]

It's a mispronunciation "trendy vernacular" version of "slut".  Maybe with some bimbo/airhead mixed in?  I've only seen it used sarcastically in person (making fun of slut-shaming), but that might just be my friend group.

[Rose]

It stands for that hoe over there.

[Kagus]

It stands for that hoe over there.

Yeah, what he said. Listen to the married father of a young child on this one.


Also, all these jokes are awful. I'm proud of you.

[Reelya]

have you heard the one about the ballet dancer who walked into a barre, and gradually suffered lower-back and knee injuries?

[Rose]

It stands for that hoe over there.

Yeah, what he said. Listen to the married father of a young child on this one.

Actually, I learned it from the Steven Universe subreddit.

[deathpunch578]

we should start calling elbows nephews
because when they are on your legs they're called niece