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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3810 on: September 01, 2017, 06:09:39 am »
Quote from: We Were Soldiers
The laundromat in town's okay, but they won't let you wash your colored things in their machines.
...they have a big sign right in the window, says "Whites Only".
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3811 on: September 10, 2017, 03:39:00 am »
A dirty WH40K joke, I'll put it into the spoiler below:

Spoiler: Kinda NSFW (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 25, 2018, 09:31:08 am
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3812 on: September 10, 2017, 03:46:39 pm »
Spoiler: Terrible and horribly insensitive joke from my uncle (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3813 on: September 25, 2017, 02:33:02 pm »
Why do democrats?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3814 on: September 25, 2017, 03:44:56 pm »
ptw
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3815 on: September 25, 2017, 10:38:59 pm »
Who unified the German roads? Autobahn Bismarck.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3816 on: September 26, 2017, 09:18:50 pm »
What do you call a pregnant Roman emperor? A Caesarean
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3817 on: September 27, 2017, 03:53:34 pm »
Quote from: Sir Elventide on September 26, 2017, 09:18:50 pm
What do you call a pregnant Roman emperor? A Caesarean
Surely they are pregnant no longer?
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Quote from: Fluffe9911 on March 08, 2023, 02:45:47 pm
I tried to play chess but two of my opponents were playing competitive checkers as a third person walked in with Game of Thrones in hand confused cause they thought this was the book club.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3818 on: September 27, 2017, 04:00:12 pm »
Plus, no emperor was female anyway.

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« Reply #3819 on: September 27, 2017, 04:15:57 pm »
By definition, because that would be an empress.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3820 on: September 27, 2017, 10:22:03 pm »
I prefer Femperor.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3821 on: September 27, 2017, 11:38:00 pm »
They were an odd bunch and they episiotomy( Whoever understands this pun first gets a cookie).
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3822 on: September 30, 2017, 10:58:26 am »
I love clever church billboards.  (I'm sure there's a lot of sharing, but I've never noticed a duplication)
"Seven days without prayer makes one weak"

Also, in Fallen London, I just found a smuggler's stash in a graveyard.  The name on the stone?
"Eliza Trove"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3823 on: October 01, 2017, 02:14:00 am »
Which muslim faith is the brightest?

Sunnis.
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« Reply #3824 on: October 01, 2017, 11:41:28 pm »
No prizes for guessing which Muslim faith is less nice, then..?

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