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[H4zardZ1]

This is what happens when i turn on daydream mode.

Spoiler: If you hate this kind of joke, go ahead and say that you do. (click to show/hide)

//About.Wall%26Of%26Text

Alright. So i like wall of texts. Why? I can scroll and see the next words that i want to read the next time. However though, i cannot make one because my grammar isn't good enough to make one. And when i do have proper grammar, i usually face this problem: What to fill the next sentence? What to fill THE sentence? What kind of words are these? Wait, did something go wrong? Wait, did something got meta? Wait, why did i go meta? Wai-

Okay, maybe going meta still isn't my abilities, but still. And since i already derailed this AboutDot text, it'll probably never return to it's original state. That's it for now.

punchline of the joke is transparent, above.

[Bumber]

Spoiler: How do you say goodbye to yourself in Spanish? (click to show/hide)

Adiós, mío.

Spoiler: How do you describe heading towards god? (click to show/hide)

A dios mío.

[Starver]

(Is that a joke? I thought "adios" was "go (with) God". Like many greetings (bonjour/good day!) and farewells (wishing that you fare well) or whatever you'd call "auf wiedersehen"/"au revoir" that are "until we see (each other)/meet again".  Or maybe that's the badness of the joke. I feel sort of Poed on this one.)

[crazyabe]

[Starver]

Thought so!

[Rolan7]

It's not a good joke if the etymologies are related.  Pretty terrible- oh.

[hops]

What should you watch out for in Austria?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dropars

Who is the current Prime Minister of Austria?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Malm Tull

What species is endangered in Austria?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Opoms

Who are the natives in Austria?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Aborines

[AzyWng]

Is this an Australia VS Austria joke?

[hops]

Maybe

[Parsely]

Bradley Commander: "How many TOWs do we have?"
Bradley Gunner: "I can't take off my shoes right now."

[IcyTea31]

Heard this on the radio:

What's the best way to hide a body?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Send it through the Finnish postal service. Nobody will ever find it again.

[Sir Elventide]

The first strike is a preemptive attack in combat
The second strike is a double tap in a zombie apocalypse
The third strike is an out in baseball

[Arx]

From a recent sleepwear themed event:

*<In a thick Spanish accent>*
Knock knock, who's there, etc
Pyjamas.
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas arounda me and say you love me.

And what's the difference between light and hard?
Well, uh, you can sleep with a light on.

[Sir Elventide]

What is the similarities between an internet troll and a venereal disease?

They are quite irritating, malodorous, and very hard to get rid of.

[Rolan7]

What's the difference between an internet troll and a light?
You can sleep with a light on.