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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3120 on: January 21, 2016, 09:01:31 am »
The second one was actually kinda punny.
And the fourth.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3121 on: January 21, 2016, 11:20:14 am »
I enjoyed the Internal Organ pun, that's a new one to that joke, I've not heard that one before :3
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3122 on: January 21, 2016, 03:41:43 pm »
Why is the leader of the Roman Catholics hated?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3123 on: January 21, 2016, 04:03:09 pm »
Space thread crosspost:
Quote from: Amperzand on January 21, 2016, 05:41:49 am
If it turns out to be there, I do approve Chronos/Kronos.
I hope this doesn't trigger any controversy.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3124 on: January 22, 2016, 06:39:25 am »
Tawa, you monster.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3125 on: January 23, 2016, 12:01:59 am »
I just realized the shipping.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3126 on: January 23, 2016, 02:31:48 am »
How does a painter laugh?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3127 on: January 28, 2016, 01:10:09 am »
Quote from: Tawarochir on January 21, 2016, 04:03:09 pm
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Quote from: Amperzand on January 21, 2016, 05:41:49 am
If it turns out to be there, I do approve Chronos/Kronos.
I hope this doesn't trigger any controversy.

Wait what.

What shipping.

...is chronosxkronos a thing

please say no
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3128 on: January 28, 2016, 12:10:14 pm »
Dude, have you SEEN FG&RP?  They ship everything.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3129 on: January 28, 2016, 12:49:54 pm »
Actually it's mostly one person...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3130 on: January 28, 2016, 12:52:28 pm »
Quote from: Twinwolf on January 28, 2016, 12:49:54 pm
Actually it's mostly one person...
*Not really, but there is a shipping cabal.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3131 on: January 28, 2016, 01:13:04 pm »
Arthur Nayme, known to his friends as "Chinese" due to being the only Asian in his social circle, disappeared last week.

Today, a murder was committed. The suspect, Joel Stevens, was apprehended on the spot. The victim was kidnapped, tortured, and later had his heart cut out with a spoon. The police took fingerprints and found the victim to be one "Hao Long". The suspect, when questioned, said he didn't know anybody named Hao Long, but refused to state his victim's name.

The head detective, while flipping through the reports on Stevens' friends, found a photo eerily similar to Hao Long's. The name? Arthur Nayme.

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Quote from: Amperzand on January 28, 2016, 01:10:09 am
Quote from: Tawarochir on January 21, 2016, 04:03:09 pm
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Quote from: Amperzand on January 21, 2016, 05:41:49 am
If it turns out to be there, I do approve Chronos/Kronos.
I hope this doesn't trigger any controversy.

Wait what.

What shipping.

...is chronosxkronos a thing

please say no
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3132 on: January 28, 2016, 10:56:06 pm »
Chronos/Kronos is obviously the most controversial ship there is. A god among ships. It will trigger the second coming, a shipping war to end all shipping wars.


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3133 on: January 28, 2016, 11:28:31 pm »
But...That's the wrong way around.

Yup.  Terrible.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3134 on: January 28, 2016, 11:30:14 pm »
If he'd said it was a KO, everyone would've thought he was dangerous!

He has to keep his job, you know.
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