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Insanegame27

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2940 on: December 23, 2015, 08:39:54 pm »
Most I can get from analog is Analog
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2941 on: December 23, 2015, 08:50:39 pm »
If that's what it's supposed to be then that joke is really lame.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2942 on: December 23, 2015, 09:32:00 pm »
well digital is obviously about digits

analog i dunno man
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2943 on: December 24, 2015, 03:12:17 am »
Spoiler: Explaining the joke (click to show/hide)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2944 on: December 24, 2015, 03:30:05 am »
That's really terrible.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2945 on: December 24, 2015, 04:56:43 am »
That is so terrible it doesn't even qualify. Straight into the finals.
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A militia cannot function properly without arms, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without tanks and warplanes, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear tanks and warplanes, shall not be infringed.
The military cannot function without ICBMs, therefore the right of the people to keep and bear ICBMs, shall not be infringed.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2946 on: December 24, 2015, 05:28:10 am »
Quote from: Insanegame27 on December 24, 2015, 04:56:43 am
That is so terrible it doesn't even qualify. Straight into the finals.
I need something so terrible it just simply gone from incredibly horrible into awesome.

On aon-ther matter:
"TREES, DAMMIT!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2947 on: December 24, 2015, 09:40:42 am »
Surely better as "BEAVERS, DAMMIT!"?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2948 on: December 24, 2015, 05:45:37 pm »
Not on my side, at least.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2949 on: December 24, 2015, 06:22:24 pm »
This is an Undertale joke, isn't it.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2950 on: December 24, 2015, 06:23:09 pm »
I don't think so.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2951 on: December 24, 2015, 09:08:10 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2952 on: December 24, 2015, 10:16:34 pm »
A joke so terrible it was removed from the thread?
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2953 on: December 24, 2015, 11:55:19 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on December 24, 2015, 09:40:42 am
Surely better as "BEAVERS, DAMMIT!"?

"RIVERS, DAMMIT!"?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2954 on: December 25, 2015, 12:35:30 am »
Why did the scarecrow win a medal?

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