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Sheb

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #270 on: January 02, 2013, 03:07:19 pm »
I cringed on that one.  :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #271 on: January 03, 2013, 12:47:13 am »
Oh, you people are in for it, I have lots of old magazines with at least two pages of terrible jokes per. Terrible as in legitimately terrible, not cringe-worthy. I'm going to tell them anyways.

Alice: What's the fruitiest subject at school?
Bob: Tell me.
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Bob: What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Alice: What?
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Alice: Why did the student give his teacher a PC?
Bob: Why?
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Bob: What do you do with a dead chemist?
Alice: I don't know.
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"Beasts of Burden" by Don Key
"It Keeps Happening" by Juan C. Gann
"Orienteering for Dummies" by Hugo Datway
"High-Quality Metal" by Ty Tanium
"Royal Families" by Madge S. Tee

I'll have more when I find one of the magazines where they aren't all worse than I remember them.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #272 on: January 03, 2013, 12:52:33 am »
Quote from: PyroDesu on January 03, 2013, 12:47:13 am
"It Keeps Happening" by Juan C. Gann
That one was done wrong.

"It Keeps Happening" by Ivan U. Vowthostairs.
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« Reply #273 on: January 03, 2013, 05:41:26 am »
What was your New Years Resolution?

Mine was 1920 x 1080.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #274 on: January 03, 2013, 09:07:18 am »
What's the difference between a duck?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #275 on: January 08, 2013, 06:35:37 am »
Vagina jokes are not funny.
Period.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #276 on: January 08, 2013, 07:04:15 am »
Hoow many marxists-leninists does it take to change a light bulb?
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How many epicureans does it take to change a light bulb?

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And one very insensitive one: What's Palestinian confetti?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #277 on: January 08, 2013, 07:40:47 am »
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

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« Reply #278 on: January 08, 2013, 09:58:31 am »
Two mexican revolutionaries are running down the street, shooting their rifles in the air, trying to get people riled up.

One of them keeps screaming "menstruation! Menstruation!", eventually the other one interrupts him and says "hey man, it's not menstruation, it's Revolution!"

The first one replies "Whatever! Let's spill some blood!"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #279 on: January 08, 2013, 11:13:05 am »
Quote from: Facekillz058 on January 08, 2013, 06:35:37 am
Vagina jokes are not funny.
Period.
That is a terrible one! :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #280 on: January 08, 2013, 01:03:04 pm »
Quote from: Starver on January 03, 2013, 09:07:18 am
What's the difference between a duck?
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I still don't get it.  :-[
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #281 on: January 08, 2013, 02:29:05 pm »
Quote from: zombie urist on January 08, 2013, 01:03:04 pm
Quote from: Starver on January 03, 2013, 09:07:18 am
What's the difference between a duck?
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I still don't get it.  :-[

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #282 on: January 08, 2013, 09:39:21 pm »
That sounds like a "No soap, radio!" type joke...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_soap_radio
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #283 on: January 09, 2013, 01:25:30 am »
That's not a joke.  >:(
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #284 on: January 09, 2013, 02:10:05 am »
ur a joke
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