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[Eric Blank]

...we aren't holding a national election this year. The presidential election is next November.

[Orange Wizard]

The US electoral system

[H4zardZ1]

How does a thief left a detective laughing?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

They snag an gram of buns(of upside-down b's).

No joke - radio.

A gram of puns?

It's anagram of puns. One letter more, one word less.
Two-layered joke. I didn't give the hints, so that's okay through.

[My Name is Immaterial]

From Youtube comments:

Babies are 70% water.
Jesus can walk on water.
I can walk on babies.


I am.. In jail.

[Bohandas]

Asian people make great cars...but lousy drivers

[Bumber]

Asian people make great cars...but lousy drivers

Somehow I imagined a car made out of Asians. I blame Immaterial's post setting the mood.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Asian people make great cars...but lousy drivers

Somehow I imagined a car made out of Asians. I blame Immaterial's post setting the mood.

You're welcome.

[a1s]

Spoiler:  seriously, though (click to show/hide)

Some terrorists hijack a plane. They shout, "Get ready, because now we are going to rape all of you!"

A man asks, "Wait, but can't only women get raped?"

A gay man shouts, "Hey! Shut up, you know nothing about terrorism!"

That's offensive to, like, 3 different groups of people. And only one deserves it. (Tell me which one, and I'll explain why you're a horrible person )

[My Name is Immaterial]

I don't get it.

[Rubidium]

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!

[Graknorke]

I don't get it.

Is that why it's a bad joke?
I feel like it's meant to be a social commentary type of joke but fell very flat somewhere.

[Eric Blank]

I couldn't really see the joke, it was a flop from beginning to end.

Literary erectile dysfunction leads to all the worst jokes.

[H4zardZ1]

???: The rµne we Γoo king for...
???:What are you trying tο say?
*Trees that surround them goes Λngry
*Both char dies

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was playing with greek symbols. I don't even know if it even qualifies as a joke.
   __________                    Ψ   _Δ_
  |_{Check the 'to'}|                   |    0T0
  |-----------|                   |      |
____________________________________

[Orange Wizard]

: The rµne we Γoo king for...
:What are you trying tο say?
*Trees that surround them goes Λngry
*Both char dies

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I was playing with greek symbols. I don't even know if it even qualifies as a joke.
   __________                    Ψ   _Δ_
  |_{Check the 'to'}|                   |    0T0
  |-----------|                   |      |
____________________________________

Ω.

[Tack]

I got the gay joke.
I found it amusing, if terrible.