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SirQuiamus

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2115 on: April 12, 2015, 04:49:48 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on April 12, 2015, 12:45:38 pm
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CAN NOT UNDERSTAND JOKE! WHAT HAPPEN TO MY IQ?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2116 on: April 12, 2015, 04:51:55 pm »
What did Spiderman say when he got punched in the balls?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2117 on: April 12, 2015, 11:44:39 pm »
What do you call a guy that makes jokes about women in the kitchen?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2118 on: April 13, 2015, 04:06:54 am »
Why are musical lumberjacks so good a math?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2119 on: April 13, 2015, 06:05:22 am »
Quote from: Cryxis, Prince of Doom on April 12, 2015, 11:44:39 pm
What do you call a guy that makes jokes about women in the kitchen?
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When should you buy your wife a watch?
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Why do women have small feet?
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Why can't women swim/drive?
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You're sitting on the couch watching TV. How do you get your wife to bring you a beer?
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Why did the housewife cross the road?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2120 on: April 13, 2015, 06:09:13 am »
How does Darth Vader know what Luke's getting for Christmas?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2121 on: April 13, 2015, 07:27:00 am »
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2122 on: April 15, 2015, 07:57:11 am »
What do you call incest? I'd say it's pretty relative.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2123 on: April 16, 2015, 01:40:28 pm »
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Q.) What did the torturer say to his female co-worker?
A.) "Nice rack"

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"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your best friend's face, doesn't that make you hungry?"

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Q.) What's the smelliest punctuation mark?
A.) The colon
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2124 on: April 17, 2015, 09:57:24 pm »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2125 on: April 18, 2015, 01:29:30 am »
What did the army of assholes say after they crushed their opponents in battle?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2126 on: April 18, 2015, 11:34:14 am »
This was posted on one of the college's electronic billboards:

"Two molecules were walking down the street... oh wait I think you just lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I'm positive."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2127 on: April 18, 2015, 11:36:28 am »
How do you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?

Pull down it's genes!
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2128 on: April 19, 2015, 02:25:41 am »
What do you call a toilet that is worshipped?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2129 on: April 20, 2015, 07:47:32 pm »
Why is getting a Bachelor of Science degree a bad idea?

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