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[SaberToothTiger]

I still don't get it

[Sheb]

So you want us to explain xkcd?

[UXLZ]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There were 10000000000 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 10000000000 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999999 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999999 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999999 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999998 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999998 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999998 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999997 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999997 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999997 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999996 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999996 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999996 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999995 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999995 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999995 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999994 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999994 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999994 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999993 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999993 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999993 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999992 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999991 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999991 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999990 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999990 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999990 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999989 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999989 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999989 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999988 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999988 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999988 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999987 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999987 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999987 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999986 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999986 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999986 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999985 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999985 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999985 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999984 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999984 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999984 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999983 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999983 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999983 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999982 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999982 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999982 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999981 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999981 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999981 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999980 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999980 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999980 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999979 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999979 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999979 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999978 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999978 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999978 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999977 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999977 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999977 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999976 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

There were 999999976 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall, 999999976 Green Bottoles, hanging on the wall, and if one green bottle, should accidentally fall, there'd be 999999975 Green Bottles, hanging on the wall.

*sigh*, it needs more longness. It's too much of a pain writing this out by hand, so I should probably write myself a computer script that simply outputs it into a text document. Something like Text, 100000000-X, where X is the cycle number. Then again, I have no idea how to code. xD

[Rose]

The C64 book I had had a section about that, but they went the full distance and taught how to do it in words.

[Arx]

It shouldn't take long to code a program to do, but mine isn't working for some reason I can;t debug right now because I have to go.

[a1s]

The C64 book I had had a section about that, but they went the full distance and taught how to do it in words.

You can't do 999999999 bottles in words. you need a Qword for that.

[My Name is Immaterial]

There is a character limit for these forums. It is just REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY high.

[smeeprocket]

What was the name of the dance club all the cool cows went to?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was called Moooves

[Orange Wizard]

Spoiler: Python (click to show/hide)

Code: [Select]

num = 10000000000
for x in range (num):
    print (num - x, "green bottles blah blah blah bottles,", num - (x + 1), "bottles left blah.")


I'm not very musical.

[Arx]

I was looking at Trevor Noah's Twitter.

"If I was a boxer my nickname would be "Eskom". Because when you least expect it, I'd knock your lights out."

"I wish airport security also ran the lottery because then I'd have a better chance of "randomly" winning."

Although the second one could be considered one of his favoured "what do you mean, too soon?" jokes/

[Slayerhero90]

stolen from tumblr

Which mouse walks on two legs?
Which one?
Mickey! What duck walks on two legs?
Donald.
All ducks, dumbass!

[Magnumcannon]

What happened to the kitten who walked on the road?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He was ran by a truck
THE END

[Bohandas]

Q. What's the difference between a mime and a serial killer?
A. Mimes aren't funny.

[Worldmaster27]

"They say you are what you eat, but if that's true, then how come I keep getting older?"

[Baffler]

"She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still."