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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1395 on: November 10, 2014, 08:48:39 pm »

Possibly. Though from my perspective, it's just a joke, yeah? So what's the harm in removing it, especially if it's actively harming someone else. It's not like you're being censored for political or religious beliefs, you've no stake in the joke.

Though I have a dim view of the offense by group-proxy thing people have going on.  Being offended on behalf of a different group? Naw man, fuck off. Being offended on behalf of an actual person you know? Better.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1396 on: November 10, 2014, 08:49:06 pm »

I think the Terriblest of all Terrible Jokes is the idea of moderating the Terrible Jokes Thread. Great. Now 'terrible' no longer feels like a word. >.>


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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1397 on: November 10, 2014, 10:44:09 pm »

Where did little Susie go during the air raid?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1398 on: November 10, 2014, 11:11:34 pm »

What's the difference between babies and Ferraris?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

Five dead babies in a trash can.  What's worse than that?

One dead baby in five trash cans.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1399 on: November 11, 2014, 01:40:32 am »

Is this the point where everyone has a group hug and because friends again?

Last time we tried using friendship to steer clear of that kind of discussion, we got banned from GD and exiled from Bay12.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1400 on: November 11, 2014, 03:03:04 am »

Is this the point where everyone has a group hug and because friends again?

Last time we tried using friendship to steer clear of that kind of discussion, we got banned from GD and exiled from Bay12.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1401 on: November 11, 2014, 03:05:12 am »

Is this the point where everyone has a group hug and because friends again?
Last time we tried using friendship to steer clear of that kind of discussion, we got banned from GD and exiled from Bay12.
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He's referring to the MLP incident. Only through great sacrifice was it contained, and the horrors forever banished.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1402 on: November 11, 2014, 03:05:41 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1403 on: November 11, 2014, 03:09:26 am »

Is this the point where everyone has a group hug and because friends again?
Last time we tried using friendship to steer clear of that kind of discussion, we got banned from GD and exiled from Bay12.
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He's referring to the MLP incident. Only through great sacrifice was it contained, and the horrors forever banished.
I think I remember being told something about that over in the happy tread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1404 on: November 11, 2014, 03:14:17 am »

Friendship is magic. And magic is an extremely volatile and dangerous substance.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1405 on: November 11, 2014, 05:40:11 am »

Do you know the story of Chop the Giraffe?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1406 on: November 11, 2014, 08:27:42 am »

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1407 on: November 11, 2014, 10:17:22 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1408 on: November 11, 2014, 11:35:52 am »

Politicians...

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1409 on: November 11, 2014, 02:06:22 pm »

I can't understand what kind of person would take care of a cemetery. Cleaning all those spots where dead people are buried. Just thinking about all those people long gone... :-\

I guess it must be a pretty grave responsibility.
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