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Tawa

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1050 on: October 05, 2014, 05:24:49 pm »
What would the followers of Ilúvatar chant if Ilúvatar was Cthulhu?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1051 on: October 07, 2014, 10:48:45 pm »
What's Mexico's national sport?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1052 on: October 08, 2014, 01:54:36 am »
Black on black killings need to be stopped. White people should kill them instead.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1053 on: October 08, 2014, 07:38:42 am »
i have sex daily
i mean dyslexia
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1054 on: October 08, 2014, 10:05:55 am »
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1055 on: October 08, 2014, 07:43:15 pm »
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1056 on: October 08, 2014, 07:49:05 pm »
And the best part about this joke is:After using the Quote button :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1057 on: October 08, 2014, 07:50:15 pm »
Lemons, are you ever going to stop with the weird fonts and esoteric Unicode characters?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1058 on: October 08, 2014, 08:10:41 pm »
omfg

he's haxing my compooper

i gotta call the 9911135

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1059 on: October 08, 2014, 09:34:42 pm »
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1060 on: October 08, 2014, 09:53:01 pm »
Quote from: Redzephyr01 on October 08, 2014, 09:34:42 pm
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
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I prefer this answer
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1061 on: October 09, 2014, 02:59:17 pm »
In capitalist America, man exploits man. In Soviet Russia, it's the other way around.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1062 on: October 09, 2014, 03:01:50 pm »
How did the English channel came to be?

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How can you recognize a scotsmans house?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1063 on: October 09, 2014, 03:05:54 pm »
How was wire invented?

Two Scots spotted the same coin.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #1064 on: October 09, 2014, 03:54:56 pm »
Quote from: Helgoland on October 09, 2014, 03:05:54 pm
How was wire invented?

Two Scots spotted the same coin.
First time I see that one on another nation's expense :P
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