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Author Topic: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!  (Read 1303 times)

NobodyPro

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YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« on: November 17, 2012, 10:50:27 pm »
A chaos god, a guardsman and an eldarin walk into a bar. This wasn't any ordinary bar, however. This was a bar made of immovable rods. As they walked in they felt an otherworldly presence. A huge armoured spirit appears.

Urkasar E. Creed, Eldrad Ulthuan and Tzeentch, God of Change, gasp dramatically.

It's Kaldor Draigo, and he looks... mad.

"JUST AS PLANNED!" YELLS LORD DRAIGO AS THE BATTLE BARGE 'ASS-RAMMER' FINALLY EXITS THE WARP ABOVE BAYUS PRIMUS!

YOU ARE AN ANGRY MARINE! AND YOU SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!

"NOW GO!" SHOUTS DRAIGO, "FIX THIS HERETIC MESS!"
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2012, 11:04:26 pm »
FIX HERETIC MESS, OF COURSE.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2012, 12:06:09 am »
PUNCH HERETIC MESS!

HOW DARE IT MAKE THE GOD-EMPEROR'S BAR MESSY?!?
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2012, 12:48:32 am »
USE METAL BAWKSES TO STOP THE HERETIC MESS!
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2012, 01:06:30 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 17, 2012, 11:04:26 pm
FIX HERETIC MESS, OF COURSE.
(3) YOU ARE TOO ANGRY AND TOO BUSY PLANNING TO FIX HERETIC MESS! YOUR PLANS MAKE OTHERS NERVOUS!

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 18, 2012, 12:06:09 am
PUNCH HERETIC MESS!

HOW DARE IT MAKE THE GOD-EMPEROR'S BAR MESSY?!?
(4) YOU LAUNCH YOURSELF OUT AN AIRLOCK AND PUNCH HERETIC SPACE JUNK! THIS CHANGES NOTHING BUT GETS YOU IN THE MOOD FOR SMITING!

Quote from: mcclay on November 18, 2012, 12:48:32 am
USE METAL BAWKSES TO STOP THE HERETIC MESS!
(2) THE CODEX ASTARTES CALLS THIS MANEOUVER 'STEEL RAIN'! YOU EJECT METAL BOXES TOWARDS THE PLANET! SOMEBODY NOTICES!

(4) PLANTARY DEFENCES FIRE! THEY MISS THE 'ASS-RAMMER'!
(1) BROTHER-CAPTAIN IS TOO BUSY BEING ANGRY TO NOTICE!
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2012, 01:09:23 am »
Use fury to fix heretic mess.
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2012, 01:42:51 am »
RAAAAAEEEEEEEGGGG
GO APESHIT ON THE UNIVERSE
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2012, 01:46:31 am »
GET IN METAL BAWKES AND STOP HERETICS!
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2012, 06:16:54 am »
EXTERMINATUS THE HERETIC MESS.
BECCAUSE EVEN IF IT MISS MESS IS STILL FIXED.
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2012, 06:25:57 am »
BECOME THE CALMEST SPACE MARINE IN THE AREA

INTIMIDATE THE MESS INTO SELFANNIHILATION
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2012, 08:16:05 am »
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WE WERE IN A SPACESHIP?!?!?

FALL.
TRY NOT TO DIE.
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Re: YOU ARE SPESS MEHREEN! RELODEAD! REVOLOTION! DA QUICKENING!
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2012, 08:52:41 am »
>SCREAM OBSCENITIES OVER VOX AT ANYONE WITHIN TRANSMITTING RANGE

>TRY AND LAND ON SOMEONE
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