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[Urist_McDrowner]

I didn't touch the raws, I swear.

http://s15.postimage.org/g0dpouz7e/Honey_Badger_don_t_care.jpg

Here's how you reproduce.

Honey Badger: Max stats

GSW: Minimum stats.


I think Dwarven physics is still broken, because I just continued the launch and the whale flew all the way into the wall.

[Darvi]

I am disappoint that it didn't go for the lower body.

[Pokon]

Sweet Armok, it's like a Pokemon battle.

Honey Badger used Scratch! It's super effective!

[Scootagoose]

And that my friends. Is how Dwarf Fortress works. The game where dwarves punt goblins across the map with backpacks. Where honey badgers send giant whales flying across the map and where you can beat a man to death with vomit.

[Corai]

What.

[TheZoomZoll]

For all we know that honey badger could be the hero Gotham needs to protect the city.Don't judge,just watch and bow because the Honey Badger is probably the second most common cause of corpse mutilation (first being wolves,damn wolves!)

[Loud Whispers]

Ha ha ha, foolish honey badger has no thumbs like ours. Thus, it cannot parry a warhammer to the face.

Unless... No, that's silly. Honey badgers can't operate weapons.

Right?

[Scootagoose]

Ha ha ha, foolish honey badger has no thumbs like ours. Thus, it cannot parry a warhammer to the face.

Unless... No, that's silly. Honey badgers can't operate weapons.

Right?

Well. Time to edit some raws now.

[TheZoomZoll]

Ha ha ha, foolish honey badger has no thumbs like ours. Thus, it cannot parry a warhammer to the face.

Unless... No, that's silly. Honey badgers can't operate weapons.

Right?

What about the Badger Man and Woman?
THE END IS NIGH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eric Blank]

I admit that honey badgers can be quite terrifying, but I must reflect on just how many I've brutally slaughtered on my adventures. Stupidly aggressive is a better description of them, I think, because they practically jump on your sword.

Now, badger people/giant badgers are quite a threat. One for their intellect and their graping hands which can tear away your precious weapons and armor and beat you to death with them, and the other for their shear size and numbers.

[TheZoomZoll]

What if:flying honey badger with arms and legs?

[darkrider2]

What if:flying honey badger with arms and legs?

Somehow I'm imagining this to basically be false_wings older brother who just got out of jail.