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Urist McKoga

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High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« on: November 16, 2012, 02:41:10 am »

So in my last immigrant wave, i get this Rigoth Ragaban, High Master Armor User, Fighter, Kicker, Dodger and Novice Swimmer. She is Mighty but she is slow to heal.So what should I do with her? Just give a masterful set of steel armor? RoundHouse kicks can penetrate through armor? Or i can open a Martial Arts Academy?

Btw, how i can put images in the post? Just upload in any site and put link im [img ][/img ]?
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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2012, 02:43:58 am »

I'd put her in a strict mining regiment to boost her strength and endurance, and give her two shields.
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Urist McKoga

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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2012, 02:56:28 am »

The weird thing she don't have any friends ( so she is Master hermit who wants to develop his kung-fu?) and have 0 kills (ya, not even a single goblin kill, so she wants to be a true master of kung fu). Problably my favorite imigrant ever  :)
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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2012, 03:10:14 am »

I wonderwhat she's been kicking this whole time...

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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2012, 03:12:45 am »

make her a trainer
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Urist McKoga

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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2012, 03:26:17 am »

I wonderwhat she's been kicking this whole time...

 :o

She is very energetic and active She loves to defy convention She is guarded in relationships with other She finds helping other rewarding She lacks confidence She takes time when making decisions She talks very quietly whe she is angry She needs alcohol to get through the working day She doesn't really care about anything anymore.

How a dwarf like to help other rewarding, but she dont care about anything anymore?She have a story to tell! Going to check legends after i lose this fort...
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2012, 04:05:40 am »

"She doesn't really care about anything anymore."

Isn't that the line you get on Military dwarves who have seen plenty of combat? Maybe she used to be a fighter but due to mainly kicking never got the final blow. Someone out there stole all her kills!
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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 04:17:28 am »

Make a squad with a full candy suit but steel or copper boots, call them the shitkickers.
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I got fed up with my fortress, so I decided to kill everyone (abandon is for elves) with a cave-in.

OK, cave-ins were always pretty deadly, but with the new falling object damage they are downright brutal.  As far as I can make out from the logs, many people were killed by the flying bodies of other victims.  One baby's corpse ricocheted off three other people, two walls and the floor.

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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 04:24:24 am »

"She doesn't really care about anything anymore."

Isn't that the line you get on Military dwarves who have seen plenty of combat? Maybe she used to be a fighter but due to mainly kicking never got the final blow. Someone out there stole all her kills!
Oh right, if she dont get the final blow, so she dont get the kill, all make sense now ty sir.
Going to make the UDFC (Ultimate Dwar- Fighting Championship)
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Urist McKoga

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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2012, 04:55:13 am »

2 Ambush in same time, 5 pikeman in one and 4 lashers and a crossgoblin in other. One in the north section(spotted by a unlucky woodcutter) and the other one in south by my furnace operator(he getting some crossbow to melt(one hunter come with a steel crossbow and dropped in the border of map) I send my Axedwarves and hammerdwarves to deal with one and my Rigoth Ragaban(aka Female Chuck Norris) and a new squad member Tosid Vushlolor (he come later, he not actually friend/lover of rigoth, but he come with proficient armor user, striker,dodger and fighter. Ya i get a kicker and a striker =D). Epic fight. She grabbed a bolt with bare hands, strike the goblin in stomach with the bolt, then kicked the bolt. But she still dont have any kills, because one random marksdwarf get a headshoot =(.
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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2012, 05:01:27 am »

Dig out a stadium, put some goblins in there with her, and play some old-school Steven Seagal music.
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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2012, 07:40:45 am »

She jammed a bolt into a goblin's stomach with her hands, then kicked it in further?  That's awesome!  That sounds like Steven Seagal type of action.

Edit:  Bah.  Flare beat me to it.
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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2012, 07:43:29 am »

I don't know... I don't think she should kill the enemy. There is something rather amusing to me about a dwarf that only maims her opponents with her furious kicks.

Afterall, have you seen Chuck Norris jamming someones skull and tearing their brain with his foot?
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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2012, 08:57:20 am »

I don't know... I don't think she should kill the enemy. There is something rather amusing to me about a dwarf that only maims her opponents with her furious kicks.

Afterall, have you seen Chuck Norris jamming someones skull and tearing their brain with his foot?
Nope, but i think a female DWARF Chuck Norris in a bad day maybe can do this thing =P
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Re: High Master Kicker (aka Female Chuck Norris)
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2012, 09:59:56 am »

Please go into your dwarf fortress folder and look for gamelog.txt. It's a file that perserves all your combat reports. Please post some combat reports I would love to read about her fights in greater detail.
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