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The infighting is causing too much trouble.

10 (30.3%)

People won't let me do as I please!

6 (18.2%)

NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.

2 (6.1%)

The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions

7 (21.2%)

I have no opinion on this matter.

8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33

[Donuts]

Gain the powers of SAXTON HALE
Make self into army of invincible superhuskvampirezombiewerecreaturenecromancerdwarves fully armored in adamantine. Go conquer the Milky Way galaxy.

Allies?
If yes:
COMMAND CYBERMICE TO SUPPORT THIS GUY!
If no:
MAKE CYBERMICE SUPERPOWEREDEPICMURDEROUSINVINCIBLEWEREDEATHCLAWSWITHLASEREYES THEN COMMAND THEM TO STOP THIS WEIRDO!!!

[GreatWyrmGold]

GWG, can ryou remember the name of a trope for me? It's the one where someone says somethign lke "well that's the worst that could happen" or, "haha, I always have THIS to save me", or "At least the really bad thing which I have no defense against didn't happen" and then, for irony, it's taken away, or something bad happens? Could you remind me of that name?

Tempting Fate?
But Tempting Fate is so much Fun!

Besides, this sniper has already gottenyou twice now, AND you are geting a negative one for being covered in pee.

Since when does Jarate carry between respawns?

[misko27]

GWG, can ryou remember the name of a trope for me? It's the one where someone says somethign lke "well that's the worst that could happen" or, "haha, I always have THIS to save me", or "At least the really bad thing which I have no defense against didn't happen" and then, for irony, it's taken away, or something bad happens? Could you remind me of that name?

Tempting Fate?
But Tempting Fate is so much Fun!

Besides, this sniper has already gottenyou twice now, AND you are geting a negative one for being covered in pee.

Since when does Jarate carry between respawns?

Since the third time he coated you in jarate. When you set him on fire. Be glad it don't stack.

[GreatWyrmGold]

GWG, can ryou remember the name of a trope for me? It's the one where someone says somethign lke "well that's the worst that could happen" or, "haha, I always have THIS to save me", or "At least the really bad thing which I have no defense against didn't happen" and then, for irony, it's taken away, or something bad happens? Could you remind me of that name?

Tempting Fate?
But Tempting Fate is so much Fun!

Besides, this sniper has already gottenyou twice now, AND you are geting a negative one for being covered in pee.

Since when does Jarate carry between respawns?

Since the third time he coated you in jarate. When you set him on fire. Be glad it don't stack.

I'm respawning again, if I recall my action correctly.

[misko27]

GWG, can ryou remember the name of a trope for me? It's the one where someone says somethign lke "well that's the worst that could happen" or, "haha, I always have THIS to save me", or "At least the really bad thing which I have no defense against didn't happen" and then, for irony, it's taken away, or something bad happens? Could you remind me of that name?

Tempting Fate?
But Tempting Fate is so much Fun!

Besides, this sniper has already gottenyou twice now, AND you are geting a negative one for being covered in pee.

Since when does Jarate carry between respawns?

Since the third time he coated you in jarate. When you set him on fire. Be glad it don't stack.

I'm respawning again, if I recall my action correctly.

well you get a 1 to your respawn. And tyou're going to stay a pyro. And if you're trying to change again, The admin will show up and kick your ass with a always roll 6-powered foot.

[GreatWyrmGold]

GWG, can ryou remember the name of a trope for me? It's the one where someone says somethign lke "well that's the worst that could happen" or, "haha, I always have THIS to save me", or "At least the really bad thing which I have no defense against didn't happen" and then, for irony, it's taken away, or something bad happens? Could you remind me of that name?

Tempting Fate?
But Tempting Fate is so much Fun!

Besides, this sniper has already gottenyou twice now, AND you are geting a negative one for being covered in pee.

Since when does Jarate carry between respawns?

Since the third time he coated you in jarate. When you set him on fire. Be glad it don't stack.

I'm respawning again, if I recall my action correctly.

well you get a 1 to your respawn. And tyou're going to stay a pyro. And if you're trying to change again, The admin will show up and kick your ass with a always roll 6-powered foot.

Oh, is that so? Well, he's obviously screwing around with the rules of TF2 (or something changed without my knowledge), so I don't really care at that point.

[misko27]

Look dude, you're not spy. Blame Corai. Or kill the other spy. Until then you're team-stacking, and as long as you continue to break the rules the new ADMIN NPC will be angry.

Actually, let's just say it's highlander.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Look dude, you're not spy. Blame Corai. Or kill the other spy. Until then you're team-stacking, and as long as you continue to break the rules the new ADMIN NPC will be angry.

Since when is having multiple spies on a team against the rules?

Actually, let's just say it's highlander.

...Huh?

[misko27]

Look dude, you're not spy. Blame Corai. Or kill the other spy. Until then you're team-stacking, and as long as you continue to break the rules the new ADMIN NPC will be angry.

Since when is having multiple spies on a team against the rules?

Actually, let's just say it's highlander.

...Huh?

Don't know what Highlander is? Haven't you heard of the movie? Let me spell it out for you.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Look dude, you're not spy. Blame Corai. Or kill the other spy. Until then you're team-stacking, and as long as you continue to break the rules the new ADMIN NPC will be angry.

Since when is having multiple spies on a team against the rules?

Actually, let's just say it's highlander.

...Huh?

Don't know what Highlander is? Haven't you heard of the movie? Let me spell it out for you.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I've seen the movie, I just didn't catch how it connected to TF2.

[da_nang]

>CONQUER SAID RANDOM PLANET AND OCCUPY IT
>DEVELOP ANTI-KURTULMAK WEAPON

[Tavik Toth]

>CONQUER SAID RANDOM PLANET AND OCCUPY IT
>DEVELOP ANTI-KURTULMAK WEAPON

ASSIST THIS ACTION.

[Spinal_Taper]

Return to throne. Solve all of Phalli empires problems. Dissapear again.

[misko27]

Gain the powers of SAXTON HALE
Make self into army of invincible superhuskvampirezombiewerecreaturenecromancerdwarves fully armored in adamantine. Go conquer the Milky Way galaxy.

(5) AHHHHH YEAH. (5) WAIT, ARE YOU SAXTON HALE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU JUST SAID? ONE WOULD THINK NECROMANCERS, VAMPIRES AND ZOMBIES ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE WITH HALE, HE BEING ALIVE. ESPECIALLY VAMPIRES, WITH WHOM HE NEVER ASSOCIATES. BECAUSE THEY ARE BLOOD-SUCKING HIPPIES.(5vs4+4) OH YEAH!THIS IS- WAIT. THERE ARE ALREADY PEOPLE IN THE MILKY WAY. THEY DON'T APPRECIATE YOUR INVASION. EAPECIALLY ANTI-CORAI. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SUBJUGATE THEM ONE BY ONE? AND THINK OF A SOLUTION FOR DEALING WITH ANTI-CORAI.

>Mobilize all of time and space against the phalli.  Don't contact those who will roll better than me, in case they do not agree.

(5) MASSIVE ARMY MOBILIZED. THEY AWAIT YOU'RE COMMAND.

Summon Female Pyro and Chrstian Brutal Sniper to combat SAXTON HAAAAAALEEEEEE.

(5) IF YOU GOT A ONE PYRO WOULD ALREADY BE FEMALE TO SPITE YOU, BUT THIS IS YAR5 UNFORTUNATELY. (5) SUMMONED.

Alpha Centauri is a star, not a galaxy, and I never supported GM wrath.

Respawn as Spy. Infiltrate enemy base with normal disguise kit. Keep and use kukuri, hat, and bow.

(5-1vs1000) YOLO. YOU AIN'T GOT THAT SWAG BITCH. YOU WALK IN LIKE A PYRO, AND GET YOUR GODDAMNED HEAD BLOWN OFF. TOTES n00bULAR.
 

Gain the powers of SAXTON HALE
Make self into army of invincible superhuskvampirezombiewerecreaturenecromancerdwarves fully armored in adamantine. Go conquer the Milky Way galaxy.

Allies?
If yes:
COMMAND CYBERMICE TO SUPPORT THIS GUY!
If no:
MAKE CYBERMICE SUPERPOWEREDEPICMURDEROUSINVINCIBLEWEREDEATHCLAWSWITHLASEREYES THEN COMMAND THEM TO STOP THIS WEIRDO!!!

HE DOESN'T ANSWER QUESTION. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. WELL,SINCE YOU AREN'T ALLIES, AT LEAST NOT YET, YOU SEND (5) SUPER-LONG ASS NAMINGTON THE SECOND TO STOP THIS WEIRDO. (6vs5) HE GET'S HIS ASS STOPPED EVEN MORE THEN BEFORE.

>CONQUER SAID RANDOM PLANET AND OCCUPY IT
>DEVELOP ANTI-KURTULMAK WEAPON

(5+1) Y'ALL COMBINE YOUR AWESOME TO BUILD THE MOST AWESOME ANTI-KURTULMAK WEAPON EVER. TOO BAD IT ANNIHILATES THE RNG SPECTRUM IF YOU DO. THAT TAKES AWAY YOUR YOLO. AND YOUR ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. AND ENDS THE GAME. AND ANNHILATES THE UNIVERSE, BUT THAT POINT IS MOOT.

Return to throne. Solve all of Phalli empires problems. Dissapear again.

(5) PLAGUE DEFEATED.

(4vs1) THE POLICE-FORCES FINALLY BREAK THE SIEGE, AND CRUSH THE GANG FORCES INSIDE, ARRESTING THOSE WHO DON'T RESIST. OH YEAH, SOMEONE GETTING PROMOTIONS.

(4) THE PHALLI AND THE FLEET SIGN A TREATY OF COOPERATION. THEY ARE NOW THE PENILE CONFEDERACY. (1) SOMEONE IN THE FLEET SIDE, STOPS, THINK FOR A MOMENT, AND REALIZES THAT A STUPID-ASS NAME. CIVIL WAR ERUPTS!

(3,6) LUIGI CONTINUES NORMALLY AT HIS JOB. DAISY REALIZES THE SHOULD MOVE ON FROM HAVING TO DEAL WITH LUGI'S PROBLEMS. SHE GET'S A JOB SKY-DIVING. NOW, WHICH STRING RELEASES THE PARACHUTE?

(5) ANTI-CORAI BUILDS ANTI-CORAI FORTRESS. HE ASSEMBLES ELITE TEAM TO PLOT HOW FURTHER TO TROLL CORAI.

(44) KURTULMAK GOES TO SLAUGHTER THE PEOPLE WHO BUILT THE ANTI-KURTULMAK DEVICE, BUT THEY'ER FUCKING THEMSELVES SO WELL, HE JUST SITS AND WATCHES. AND HE RECORDS IT, AND SENDS IT TO SCIENTIFIC GALACTIC. THEY LAUGH AT THEM.
 

[Corai]

REQUEST THAT PYRO GO AND SHARE RAINBOWS(fire) AND LOLLIPOPS(ax) WITH ANTI-CORAI.