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The infighting is causing too much trouble.

10 (30.3%)

People won't let me do as I please!

6 (18.2%)

NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.

2 (6.1%)

The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions

7 (21.2%)

I have no opinion on this matter.

8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33

[Corai]

SUMMON SPY, WHO ROLLS SIX ALWAYS. TELL HIM OTHER ME IS A ENEMY OF MANN CO. AND A ROBOT. AND A ENGINEER. AND A SNIPER TOO.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Retroactively hack the game so enemy Jarates put you out.

"Thanks, Sniper! I was on fire from proving the GM wrong!"

Cloak.
Take evasive maneuvers to throw them off my trail.
Use Your Eternal Reward on the sniper, whose Razorback is one-use and hence won't be useable again.
Steal his weapons and hat, to complete the disguise.
Oh, while I'm at it, grab a health kit.

[misko27]

"Thanks, Sniper! I was on fire from proving the GM wrong!"

Cloak.
Take evasive maneuvers to throw them off my trail.
Use Your Eternal Reward on the sniper, whose Razorback is one-use and hence won't be useable again.
Steal his weapons and hat, to complete the disguise.
Oh, while I'm at it, grab a health kit.

Yes, Allowing the GM to kill you arbitrarily is a great victory. I wonder what will happen next turn.
 
Also, enemy jarate doens't put you out. Officially, you are now sodden with pee AND on fire. I doubt cloaking will help, but you can always try.I should start updating the OP. GWG Status: On fire, soaked in pee (-1). The negative one is after the fact, BTW, so you still roll five. Hmm. Therefore, endresult is 4. Not much, but important if you're going up aginst NPC's or other players. Or perhaps the other peopel in the base.

Destroy phalli with dual-wielding ban hammers husk vampire zombie werewolf fully adamantine-clad superdorf skills.

Can't be killed, bro.

Well then, it's just because you mastered the skills of suck long before your other ones. Or maybe it was slade cheese or something. If needed they will obsidianize you.
 
...OR maybe, it was a REALLY big cheese wheel, a cave-in of cheese!

[Xantalos]

Husk, man. My ATOMS keep moving after being disconnected from each other.

[misko27]

Husk, man. My ATOMS keep moving after being disconnected from each other.

Thinking of zombies. Chopped off parts are dead.
 
Actually, a head collector of husks would be a awesome DF challange.

[Xantalos]

Husk, man. My ATOMS keep moving after being disconnected from each other.

Thinking of zombies. Chopped off parts are dead.
 
Actually, a head collector of husks would be a awesome DF challange.

Actually husk werewolf. Chopped off parts scramble around for a bit before becoming a new me.
ARMY OF SUPERDORFS INCOMING

[GreatWyrmGold]

Also, enemy jarate doens't put you out. Officially, you are now sodden with pee AND on fire. I doubt cloaking will help, but you can always try.I should start updating the OP. GWG Status: On fire, soaked in pee (-1). The negative one is after the fact, BTW, so you still roll five. Hmm. Therefore, endresult is 4. Not much, but important if you're going up aginst NPC's or other players. Or perhaps the other peopel in the base.

...Editing action!

[misko27]

Husk, man. My ATOMS keep moving after being disconnected from each other.

Thinking of zombies. Chopped off parts are dead.
 
Actually, a head collector of husks would be a awesome DF challange.

Actually husk werewolf. Chopped off parts scramble around for a bit before becoming a new me.
ARMY OF SUPERDORFS INCOMING

Xantalos, the point is you lost that fight. The awesomeryou get, the awesomer then you they get. First it was cheese, then slade boulder, now slade-boulder with mystical eldritch rnes to negate your magic. That's right. The spectral space barbarians now have powerful shamans. Would you like to make them even stronger?

[Xantalos]

Husk, man. My ATOMS keep moving after being disconnected from each other.

Thinking of zombies. Chopped off parts are dead.
 
Actually, a head collector of husks would be a awesome DF challange.

Actually husk werewolf. Chopped off parts scramble around for a bit before becoming a new me.
ARMY OF SUPERDORFS INCOMING

Xantalos, the point is you lost that fight. The awesomeryou get, the awesomer then you they get. First it was cheese, then slade boulder, now slade-boulder with mystical eldritch rnes to negate your magic. That's right. The spectral space barbarians now have powerful shamans. Would you like to make them even stronger?

I don't have magic though. And why not let them think they can defeat me? I shall slaughter them.

[misko27]

Husk, man. My ATOMS keep moving after being disconnected from each other.

Thinking of zombies. Chopped off parts are dead.
 
Actually, a head collector of husks would be a awesome DF challange.

Actually husk werewolf. Chopped off parts scramble around for a bit before becoming a new me.
ARMY OF SUPERDORFS INCOMING

Xantalos, the point is you lost that fight. The awesomeryou get, the awesomer then you they get. First it was cheese, then slade boulder, now slade-boulder with mystical eldritch rnes to negate your magic. That's right. The spectral space barbarians now have powerful shamans. Would you like to make them even stronger?

I don't have magic though. And why not let them think they can defeat me? I shall slaughter them.

Because, if they roll higher then you, they become suddenly significantly stronger then you. Then you become stronger. Etc. They're already wiping out entier militaries.
 
In this game, the only true weakness for a NPC is being ignored. Unless you're sniper/

[Donuts]

FANTASTIC RETURN WITH CYBERMOUSE EMPIRE! TAKE OVER PLUTO! COVER IT IN CHEESE! NAME IT CHEEZIA!!!!!!

(5) WERE YOU HERE EARLIER? OH WHO CARES. CHEEZY NAME PLANET MICE EMPIRE FOR YOU.

I WAS IN THE ORIGINAL! NAO GIMME MAH EPIC CYBERMOUSE EMPIRE!
COMMAND CYBERMICE TO TAKE OVER ALPHA CENTAURI!!!

[Tavik Toth]

Watch tge mayhem with rest of mech force and having popcorn. For all pilots.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Get a +1
>Repeat previous turn's action

[misko27]

Destroy phalli with dual-wielding ban hammers husk vampire zombie werewolf fully adamantine-clad superdorf skills.

Can't be killed, bro.

(5vs1000) JUST FOR THAT YOU EXPLODE. BLAME GWG, WHO DECIDED ALLOWING ME TO DO THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA.(5vs3) AFTER YOU REFORM, YOU DECIDE O TERRORIZE THEIR FORTRESSES.

SUMMON SPY, WHO ROLLS SIX ALWAYS. TELL HIM OTHER ME IS A ENEMY OF MANN CO. AND A ROBOT. AND A ENGINEER. AND A SNIPER TOO.

(5vs27) YOU TRY, BUT KURTULMAK STOPS YOU. HE AIN'T HAVING ANY CHALLANGE TO HIS GOD-DAMNED AUTHORITY. EVEN A TINY CHALLANGE.(5) YOU SUMMON SPY NONETHELESS. WAIT, GWG IS ALSO SPY. TEAM-STACKING. RESOLVING.... (1) GWG IS NOW A PYRO. AT LEAST HE ISN'T ON FIRE.

Retroactively hack the game so enemy Jarates put you out.

"Thanks, Sniper! I was on fire from proving the GM wrong!"

Cloak.
Take evasive maneuvers to throw them off my trail.
Use Your Eternal Reward on the sniper, whose Razorback is one-use and hence won't be useable again.
Steal his weapons and hat, to complete the disguise.
Oh, while I'm at it, grab a health kit.

(5-1vs1000) THIS RTD IS PROTECTED BY VAC.THANK CORAI FOR YOUR NOT-ON FIRE-NESS. (5-1vs6) A PYRO CAN'T USE A DAGGER SILLY! YOU TRY LIGHTING HIM ON FIRE, BUT HE PUT'S IT OUT WITH JARATE. (5-1vs3) YOU NICK HIS HAT, HUNTSMEN AND KUKRI THOUGH. HE'S OFF TO THE SUPPLY CLOSET TO GET MORE. (5-1) CONVENIANT HEALTH KIT. STILL COVERED IN PEE THOUGH.
 
 

FANTASTIC RETURN WITH CYBERMOUSE EMPIRE! TAKE OVER PLUTO! COVER IT IN CHEESE! NAME IT CHEEZIA!!!!!!

(5) WERE YOU HERE EARLIER? OH WHO CARES. CHEEZY NAME PLANET MICE EMPIRE FOR YOU.

I WAS IN THE ORIGINAL! NAO GIMME MAH EPIC CYBERMOUSE EMPIRE!
COMMAND CYBERMICE TO TAKE OVER ALPHA CENTAURI!!!

(5) ALPHA CENTAURI IS A RUINED GALAXY, YOU FIND. STRIP-MINED FOR RESOURCES, ALL THAT REMAINS ARE SHREDDED HUSKS OF A GREAT AND EPIC CIVILIZATION. lOOKS LIKE SOMTHING WAS ALREADY HERE. TWO SOMETHINGS.

Watch tge mayhem with rest of mech force and having popcorn. For all pilots.

(5) THE TGE MAYHEM MARATHON IS AWESOME.

>Get a +1
>Repeat previous turn's action

(5vs1000) NOPE.AVI (5vs4) YOU ANNHILATE A PLANET OR TWO.

(4+2vs6) AN EPIC STREET WAR BREAKS OUT BETWEEN THE TWO SIDES, NEITHER GAINING ANY GROUND. THE STREETS OF NEW HELIOS RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE FALLEN.

(3) PHALLI MAKE STRIDES IN CURE FOR PLAGUE.

(4,2) LUIGI GET'S BETTER AT HIS JOB, CONSISTIENTLY, ON HIS OWN. DAISY IS SO SURPRISED SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

(4) THE POWER OF THE FLEET CONTINUES TO GROW. THEY ARE NOW EQUAL IN STRENTFH TO THE PHALLIC EMPIRE, OWNING ABOUT 35% OF THE ANDROMEDIAN GALAXY.

(5) ANTI-CORAI BLOWS UP SOME OF CORAI'S STUFF, LOL-LOL-LOLING ALL THE WAY.

(7) KURTULMAK SETTLES BACK INTO EXISTANCE. HE OBSERVES TE SPREADING CHAOS AND DARKNESS IN THE ANDROMEDA GALAXY, FROM BOTH SIDES, AND HE SEE'S THAT IT IS GOOD. HE GRANTS BOTH COUNTRIES A +1, AND PLANS FOR A SECRET WEAPON, IN EXCHANGE FOR THEIR, COOPERATION, BOTH BETWEEN EACH OTHER AND WITH HIM ON A MATTER HE DESIRES THEEIR SERVICES FOR.

[Xantalos]

Gain the powers of SAXTON HALE
Make self into army of invincible superhuskvampirezombiewerecreaturenecromancerdwarves fully armored in adamantine. Go conquer the Milky Way galaxy.