Turn 24: Yes I skipped 22 and 23, what of it?Come back as a cultural icon. Of dickery. Infect that which killed me. Bring it into the horde. Restore the Phallic Imperium to its previous glory.
(5) THE DICK CELEBRITY IS COMMON IN ALL THE CELEBRITY MAGAZINES. (5vs4) HE GROWS A DICK AND STARTS BEING HIGHLY RUDE TO STRANGERS. WAIT. WAS ALREADY MALE. WOAH. IMPLICITOUS ISN'T IT.
Nurture all life.
Creat new sentient species on the new planet.
Three eyes, three legs, and a poison-spewing weapon on the tail.
(5) YOU FEED ALL LIFE EVERYWHERE. (5) SENTIENT SPECIES, HERETOFORE KNOWN AS SPECISA, IS BORN.
ALTER KURTALMAK'S BRIAN SO HE IS MY THRALL
OR AT LEAST IS AN ALLY
DO THE SAFETY DANCE TO RAISE AN IMPENETRABLE SHIELD IF HE FIGHTS BACK
(5vs7) NOPE (5vs47) REALLY NOPE. (5vs1 (wow is that good luck on your part.)) HE IS, HOWEVER, UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING TO PUNISH YOU. WEAKNESS ESTABLISHED: CANNOT DEFEAT THE SAFETY DANCE.
REVEAL PLOT TWIST: I WAS NEVER REALLY DEAD. COME BACK.
FINISH OFF ARESIA.
SHOOT MAYOR OF JUPITUR.
THEN *INSERT SEXUAL ACTS HERE* WITH CASSANDRA AND OTHER FEMALES
(5) WAIT, HOW CAN YOU COME BACK IF YOU'RE NOT DEAD? (5vs5) DEFINE "FINISH OFF". IF IT MEANS "GET ASS WHUPPED BY" THEN DAMN WELL DID YOU DO THAT. (5vs3) HOPEFULLY IS NOT AS WELL-CONNECTED AS LAST ONE. (5) WHY?
DONATE TO MORE CHARITY.
BEGIN RESEARCH ON A WAY TO BRING THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE. FUCK THAT. JUST GO BACK IN TIME AND BRING THE ORPHANS BACK TO LIFE.
(5) THE KOBOLDS HAVE DONATED THEIR STOLEN CRAP. (5) ORPHANS RETROACTIVELY SAVED. HOWEVER, PAST-CORAI IS NOW TRYING TO STOP YOU.
>HAVE CITIZENS OF THE UNIVERSES BECOME SO MESMERIZED BY THE HOLY CITY THAT THEY INSTANTLY CONVERT TO MAGITECH AND START A PILGRIMAGE TO THE HOLY CITY.
(5) ALL NOT TRANSFIXED BY HIS KOBOLDNESS OR ALREADY AFFILIATED JOIN YOU. THAT'S QUITE A MASSIVE NUMBER. CITY IS NOW TOO FULL.
(Due to there being three of 'me' this turn, I divided up the actions.)
2-turn ago version of character
>Fix the universe 'I' was at before.
>Regenerate if dies.
>Go back two turns.
>Return to his version of the present.
1-turn ago version of character
>Fight Daleks.
>Fight other hostiles.
>Regenerate if dies.
>Return to his version of the present.
Current version
>Travel in TARDIS to a random planet that has a disaster about to occur.
>Save the planet from the disaster, but have them barely know it was 'me'.
>Assist Corai in his endeavor this turn by sending him back in time with the TARDIS.
(5vs1000) NO. I COMBINE TIMELINES AND ELIMINATE 2 OF YOU FRON EXISTANCE. I KNOW YOU'RE OMNIPOTENT. DON'T MAKE MY LIFE MISERABLE. i'M NOT WRITING 3 DIFFERENT TIMELINES. HERE WE USE MISKOPIAN TIME. IF A MULTI-TIMELINE IS CREATED, INSTABILITY ERUPTS UNTIL THE LINES ARE JOINED INTO ONE. AS SUCH, YOU KILL DALEKS, AND SAVE PEOPLE WITHOUT THEM REALIZING IT WAS YOU. THE OTHER 2 ARE EATEN BY DALEKS AND CRUSHED BY A EARTHQUAKE, RESPECTIVELY.
Spawn as a human.
(5) SPAWNED IN THE RUINED, CHARRED REMAINS OF A OFFICE. THERE IS DEVESTATION AROUND. YOIU FORTUNATELY HAVE APPLICABLE SPACE-SUIT. IT IS CLEAR THAT THERE WAS ONCE A CITY HERE, BUT IT HAS BEEN LEVELED, THE VERY DIRT STRIPPED FOR PARTS. WHAT THE OTHER PLAYERS DID TO MARS IN 22 TURNS.
>EMERGE FROM BEDROOM.
"MY DEAR, I REALLY MUST BE GETTING BACK TO WORK. THAT WAS AMAZING, BY THE WAY."
>EAT SOME COLESLAW AND RECOVER FROM THAT STRENUOUS, SEVERAL DAY LOVEMAKING SESSION, AND THEN HAVE MR TINKLES AND MY SWIMMING POOL OF ADVISORS ADVISE ME AS TO THE STATE OF THE COUNTRY/PLANET.
>GIVE THE ARESIA A PAY-RAISE.
>CHECK IF THE AGRICULTURAL INDUSTRY IS DOING OKAY, BUILD SPECIALIZED DIGGING/TRANSPORTING SHIPS TO HARVEST CONVENIENT ASTEROIDS FOR USE AS SOIL. ALSO CONSTRUCT GIGANTIC METAL PLANTERS IN AGRICULTURAL DISTRICT TO FILL WITH THE NEW SOIL, STACK THEM ABOVE EACH OTHER SURROUNDED BY MIRRORS IN SUCH A FASHION SO THAT CROPS RECEIVE PLENTY OF SUNLIGHT WITHOUT BEING BURNT.
>HAVE FARMERS GROW VARIOUS VEGETABLES AS WELL AS MEDICINAL HERBS. HOLD A NATIONAL POLL AS TO WHAT NEW VEGETABLE PEOPLE MISS MOST FROM THEIR HOME PLANET. THEN TRY TO ACQUIRE AND GROW THE TOP FOUR.
(5) WOO. STUD. (5) PEOPLE HAVE MOSTLY LEFT SUN ALONE, WITH A FEW MINOR ASSASINATION ATTEMPTS, BUT NOTHING VERY LARGE. LOTS OF CHINA HAS BEEN RECIEVED FROM CORAI AS WEDDING GIFTS, MUCH SUBSEQUENTLY SMASHED BY VANDALS. GANG IS IN TOWN, BUT NOT THAT INTERESTING. OH, AND YOU OUTSMARTED BULLET DURING ASSASINATION ATTEMPT BY BACKK-FLIPPING. i ASSUME YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM WHEN THAT HAPPENED. (5) THEY APPRECIATE KNOWING SOMEONE APPRECIATES THEM. THEY SEND YOU EGGNOG. (5) THEY STILL HAVE ALOT OF MARS DIRT. ALMOST TOO MUCH. WILL LAST VERY VERY LONG TIME. YOU MARK SEVERAL ASTEROIDS FOR DEMOLITION TO MAKE SURE PLANETS HAVE DIVERSE SOIL. (5) MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE INTO AGRICULTURAL SCIENCES. (5) PLUMP CAPS, MOON BERRY, SHEEP TAILS, AND MOUSE WEED. (5) EXPEDITION TO VARIOUS BAZAARS SENT. YOU HAVE SEVERAL GOOD LEADS.
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NUKE PHALIC ARMY.
(5) MORE LIKE PHALLIC SPACE BARBARIANS. SOMEONE'S CONTENDING WITH GWG FOR TITLE.
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Bump.
(5) DAMN RIGHT.
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Hargle flarg, I know, I'm so sorry guys. I'm VERY Busy. I'll See if I can squeak one in, else tommorrow.
AID ACTION
SUCCESS, BUT WITH THE CONDITION I CAN WRITE THE NPCS LATER. i'M TIRED, AND IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE. IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE. G'NIGHT, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.
THE NPCS DECIDE NOT TO MOVE IN RESPECT FOR JESUS OR SOMETHING. OH WAIT, THEY CELEBRATE THE SACRIFICE OF SPACE-JESUS TO DEFEAT THE THIRD INVASION OF EARTH IN THE GREAT BUG-WAR.
EDIT:
Hargle flarg, I know, I'm so sorry guys. I'm VERY Busy. I'll See if I can squeak one in, else tommorrow.
AID ACTION
IMPEDE ACTION.
Take a couple days off, misko.
Why do you want to impede Misko's work? Do you WANT him to get fired or something?
IMPEDE THE IMPEDE.
No, he deserves a break!
IMPEDE IMPEDING OF IMPEDIMENT.
IMPEDE IMPEDING OF MY IMPEDIMENT.
No! He must work like a good slave to capitalism!
Have a heart, it's Christmas!
Impede impediment which impeded my impediment!
Christmas? HE. MUST. WORK. LIKE. A. GOOD. SLAVE.
Impede the impediment to my impediment that in turn impeded me!
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"101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE"
MISKO Y U LIE TO US?
NO PYRAMIDS. EVER. OR I RE-WRITE THE TURN TO MAKE YOU FAIL.
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