Turn 21: It's late because I'm lazy. Stabilize society.
Tell everyone we are the master race and that all other races need our help.
Help everyone else with charity stuff.
(5) STABILIZATION ACHIEVED. (5) ALL HAIL KOBOLDS. ALL HAIL THE KOBOLD, BOTH WISE UNT MIGHTY. (5) THE KOBOLDS IN THEIR INFINITE WISDOM, DONATE TO A CHILDRENS FUND.
CONTINUE TROLLING.
ENTER KURTULMAK'S BRAIN.
(5) LALA, LA, HAHA. LOLO-LOLO-TROLOLOLO, LOLO-LOLO-LOLO, HAHAH! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOL! (5) HE LETS YOU IN THERE FOR THE MOMENT MINISCULE GNOME.
Wait, only demons are left?
Kill demons.
Make new life.
Seed universe with new life.
Wait.
(5) YOU CANNOT KILL GHOSTS SILLY. YOU BUILD MEMORIAL SLABS INSTEAD. HEY, WHEN DEMONS DIE, WHERE DO THEY GO? (5) YOU CREATE A PLANET AND SEED IT WITH NEW LIFE. IT GROWS QUICKLY. (5) YOU SEED THE UNIVERSE WITH LIFE. (1vs5) AS IT TURNS OUT, THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE IS STILL ALIVE. THE OLD LIF LARGELY EATS THE NEW LIFE. THE OLD LIFE THANKS YOU FOR THE SNACK HOWEVER. THE NEW PLANET CONTINEUS TO GROW RAPIDLY.
STOP RELAXING.
BRING MECH MERC ARMY AND NATION BACK TO HOME UNIVERSE.
ALONG WITH ALL OF INNERSPHERE.
THEN DESTROY PHALIC ARMY AND REVIVE GALAXY.
THEN ALLY WITH ANY INTELLEGENT LIFE NOT DEAD.
(5) YOU ARE SUPER ALERT. (5) WEREN'T YOU ORIGINALY FROM HERE? YOU GO HERE. (5) THEY ARE ALSO HERE. (5vs5) DESPITE THEIR DIFFICULTIES, THEY ARE STILL STRONG, AND FIGHT YOU OFF. (5) THEIR IS A FUCK LOAD OF INTELLIGIENT LIFE OUT THERE. BE MORE SPECIFIC. (5)GALAXY NEEDS NO HELP.
>Go to another universe.
>Build up a good reputation by defeating Daleks.
>Destroy remainder of the Phalli army.
>Jump forward 1 turn, then go to the end of this turn.
(5) YOU GO TO THE UNIVERSE TAVIK THOUGTH HE WOULD BE IN, BUT ISN'T BECAUSE OF A TECHNICALITY. (5vs5) THEY REMAIN SURPRISNGLY COMPETENT. THEY BEAT YOU OFF. (5) DALEKS DEFEATED. (5)OH WHY YOU HATE ME SO.
FOLLOW ZANZY. EXPLODE.
(5) THE TROLL IS STRONG IN THIS ONE. ZANZY IS REDUCED TO BITE-SIZED PIECES.
>LAUNCH MEGAPROJECT INTO SPACE
>BUILD PLANET-SIZED HOLY CITY AROUND IT
(5) YOU ARE NOW SPHESS DORF. (5) YOU CHANNEL YOUR INNER DWARF AND BUILD A CITY.
Yup. I'm a dick.
(5) DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE.
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(6+1vs5) THE ARESIA QUICKLY ASSASINATE TCM AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY.
(5vs5) THE GHOST DIVISION FOLLOWS SPINAL, BUT THEY LOSE THE TRAIL BECAUSE HE DISGUISED AS ON OF THEIR FATHERS. AND THEN HAD SEX WITH THEIR MOM. OH SNAP.
(6) ATTEMPTING TO CAPITALIZE ON THEIR SUCESSES, THE PHALLI REFORM. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ARE PLAGUED BY INFIGHTING AND JOCKEYING FOR POSITIONS.
(1,4) LUIGI TOTALLY BOMBS THE INTERVIEW. HE IS SO EMBARESSED HE DOESN'T GO OUTSIDE FOR A WEEK. DAISY FINDS HIM A DIFFERENT JOB.
(6) THE FLEET, ALSO ATTEMPTING TO CAPITALIZE, RETUNR AND DECLARE MARTIAL LAW, BREEDING MUCH RESENTMENT.
(4) THE GANG START MIND-FUCKING THE LOCAL POLICE.
(11) THE SNIPER ATTACKS SPINAL! (6vs5) THE SNIPER "HEAD"SHOTS HIM. EWW.
(14) KURTULMAK WONDERS VAGUELY WAS XANTALOS IS DOING. THEN HE GOES ON A BLOODY RAMPAGE, TEARING CIVILIANS TO SHREDS. THEIR SCREAMS FILL HIS EARS WITH JOY.
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