Turn 20:H̵̨͑ͯ́͋ͮ̃̌ͮ̓͗͑ͭ̂͐͗̌̓͋͡҉̸͍͕͓̼̣̺̬̩̬̺̤͓͈͈e̛̦͙̞͍̱̯͈̪͚͔͎̤͙̪̩̻ͫ͐̆̐ͫ̌͂̽ͦ̂͛͊ͫ̑ͅͅ ̸̨̩̟̣͈̲̝͎̰̬̓ͥ̂̍̅c̴̡̨̞̲̱̤̮͎͚̠̖͉͉͓ͯ̓̆̉͂͂̐o̷̷̧̧͔̳͙̞̘͓̭̹̗͇̹ͯ̉̃ͩͧ̄̕m̅ͬ̑͐̑ͯ̔͋̿̇̍̽̌͢͏̨͚̜͖͇̮͎͓̮̙͎̮͈̥̀͞ͅe͛͑͐́͒͡͞͝͏̲̗̲͍s̴͗̆ͩͪ͊ͧ͆ͨ͆̂̎̚͘͝҉̻͇̹̣̳̥͍̗͙̞̖̗ͅ
Evacuate myself and TCM first. Then evacuate the rest of my fleet. Not suicide. Relocate to the Metroid universe, and join the Galactic Federation as sentient warships.
Will edit accordingly when NPCs act.
(5) EVACUATE. EVACUATE. YOU AND YOUR GANGSTA LOVA' FLEE THE COUTNRY, MUCH YOUR FLEET, ABANDONING THE CIVILIANS TO THEIR DOOM. I SUPPOSE IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR NOT JOINING THE MILITARY. (5) FLEE TO METROID. THEY LET Y OU IN FOR SOME REASON. PROBABLY THE GENOCIDE. (1) HAHA, YOU NO EDIT. LOL.
YOINK. RESPOND TO MY GIFTS.
BECOME ISOLATIONIST SOCIETY.
GIVE ARMOK A +5, THUS ALLOWING HIM TO WIN THE NEXT ROLL.
(5) HE HAS NOT POSTED IN A FEW TURNS. i THINK HE IS STILL HAVING WILD PASSIONATE SEX WITH THE QUEEN. (5) YOU GUYS SEEM TO LIKE THIS. (5vs1000) NEIN.
BECOME EDUARD KIHL
WITH PERMISSION FROM MR KIHL
SING TROLOLO SONG 'CAUSE I CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE
LOLOLOLOLOLO
IF GM DOESN'T COUNTERACT CORAI, GIVE EMPEROR OF MANKIND A +5
(5) YOU ARE HIM. YOU GRANT YOURSELF PERMISSION. (5) LOLOLO! LOLOLO! LALA-LAA! LALA, TROLOLOLOOOOOOOO! LOLLOLO! LALALA, LA, HAHA, NUHNUHNUHNUH NUH NUH *HEAD DANCE* (5) YOU CHANNEL THE MANTIS WITHIN YOU. (5) THE GM COUTNERACTED, BUT PLANS TO BREAK STALEMATE NONETHELESS.
WHAT IS ARCHON?
ALSO GO ON HOLIDAY TO EARTH.
RELAX.
ACHRON IS AWESOME META-TIME RTS. A RTS, BUT WITH TIME-TRAVEL. AS A LEGITAMATE TACTIC, NOT A GIMMICK. IS AWESOME. (5) SOMETIMES YO'VE JUST GOT TO LIE BACK AND RELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.
>Regenerate.
>Rebuild TARDIS.
>Trap TCM in every reflective surface, unable to leave.
>Travel 2 turns into the future, then after the actions there, go back 2 turns (from there, so that means the end of this turn).
(5) NOW ARE GNOME. (5) THAT WAS SURPRISNGLY SIMPLE. (5) HE IS NOW SCP-106, BUT LESS COOL. (5) OH FUCK YOU.
We do not live. We are echoes of those which have, twisted reflections of the dead.
Send out our six dickiest warriors into another earth to star in a reality television show: "Jersey Shore". Then, follow them and be their producer.
(5) SUUUURE YOU ARE. (5) YOU SEND OUT DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK, AND RICHARD TO JERSEY. YOU DICK.
SHOW ZANZETKUKEN HOW SCIENCE FICTION AIN'T GOT SHIT ON REAL NIGGAS BY BREAKING HIS TARDIS, NOT GETTING TRAPPED, STOP HIS TIME TRAVELING BY HITTING HIM WITH A BRICK AND THROWING HIM OFF A CLIFF, THEN SODOMIZE HIS GIRLFRIEND
BREAK ALL OF CORAI'S AND YOINK'S CHINA. THEN PUNCH CORAI.
HIT LUIGI WITH A SHOVEL. THEN SODOMIZE HIS GIRLFRIEND.
SHOOT THE ARESIA AGAIN
(5) HE ISN'T HERE RIGHT NOW, SO YOU DO IT AT THE END OF THE TURN. LOL, BET HE DIDN'T EXPECT THAT. (5) NO MORE SODOMY UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SMITED LIKE GOMMORAH. (5) PROCELEIN SMASHED, CLASS REVOLUTION STARTED. (5vs2,6) LUIGI IS NO MATCH FOR YOUR SHOVELIGN SKILLZ. HIS GIRFRIEND, HOWEVER, IS. YOU ARE BITCH-SLAPPED TO THE CURB BY DAISY. THAT HARSH BRO. (5vs4) THEY STILL HAVE GUNS, SO THIS TIME YOU BRING
BIGGER GUNS.SCAN UNIVERSE FOR REMAINING INTELLIGENCE.
DESTROY DEMONS.
ALLY INTELLIGENT LIFE MENTIONED IN THE FIRST ACTION
(5) LIFE LOCATED... (5vs2) ...AND DESTROYED. (5) THEY AGREE, DESPITE BEING UNRECEPTIVE TO YOU. PROBABLY FOR THE KILLING.
>SPEND MONEY ON MASSIVE WMD MEGAPROJECT AND KEEP IT SECRET
>GUARD IT WITH ASCENDED FLEET
(5) SUPAH-DOOPAH BIG BOMB MADE.
NPCS (4) THE ENRAGED ARESIA FINISH SENDING TECH TO OTHER AREAS, AND GET READY FOR PLAN TO KILL TCM.
(5) THE GHOST DIVISION FOLLOWS SPINAL, KNOWING THE PHALLI ARE DOOMED, AND HE'S THE BIG FISH.
(6) THE PHALLI SUDDENLY REALIZE THE GALAXY IS COLLAPSING, AND BOLT OUT OF THERE, SCATTERING TO THE WINDS. THERE'S ONLY A FEW OF THEM LEFT.
(2, 5) LUIGI IS COMPLETELY EMBARRESED BY HIS INABLILITY TOPROTECT HIS GIRLFIEND. SHE COMFORTS HIM, AND GIVES HIM A AWESOME LEAD ON SOME PLUMBING JOBS.
(5) THE FLEET, EMBARRESED, DECIDE TO SAVE A LARGE NUMBER OF CIVILIANS ON THE OUTER EDGES, SAVING MILLIONS OF LIVES.
(4) THE GANG HUNTS DOWN A NICE GIG TO CRASH AT AND SOME PLACES TO DO GANGSTA THINGS.
(1) THE SNIPER ATTACKS CASSANDRA! (5vs5) THE BULLET GRAZES HER VIRTUAL THIGH.
(999vs999vs1000) AS THEY RUSH AT EACH OTHER, THE GM ENTERS THE WORLD, STANDING IN BETWEEN THEM, REFLECTING BOTH THEIR ATTACKS,HE IS NONETHELESS NOT A MATCH FOR THEM BOTH. HE KNOWS SOMEONE WHO IS THOUGH. (∞) SUDDE͡NL̶Y,́ ŢHE WO͟RLD͘ G̀R͞O͏WS̶ DĄRK. A͢ FO͞R͟ĆE ͡FR̶O̡M ̡B̢E͟Y̨ON͘D͘ THÈ R̵EALMS ͝B̵EGIN̛S̷ TO ̶F̕O͠R̷C͞E̛ ̨I̡T҉'Ś W̸AY̡ I̷N̷T͏O ̡T̷HE ͢WO̸RL̢D,̀ W͝ITH VIO̧LĘN͝T ̢P̶OP,͞ ̕Ą HÈA͢V̀IN͡G͏ FO͜RM AP̛PEA̛RS͝. ͏TḨE̴ ST͜R͘ǪNGEST BE͢I̸N͘G͘ IN̸ ̡TH̢E̵ U͢ŅI̵VERSE,͝ AS͞ ̵PO̵W̧E͢RFUL A̡S̨ THE GRE̡ÀT ͢TO͡AD̴, A̢N͞D͢ A͏S ̶WI̸S̛E̴ A̷S͢ ͟T͘HȨ T͡H͞ŔEE͢TOED B̛E̕I͘NG.KURTUL͟M̴AK, ̧GOD́ ̨OF ̴ḰOBOL̕D͠S̕, ̷E͡DITOR͢ O̵F͝ THE̴ GN͝O̡ME͝S̀,̴ S̨LA̶Y̵E͟R̨ ͘ǪF ̢TḨE W̶EAK͏, H̀E WH̢O͡ ̀B̵ANI͏S̕H̵ED AR̨M̧OK ̵A͢N̴D ̕H͘I͞S S͢L͞A͝V̢ES, ḨAS ҉ENTE͡RE͠D T͠HĘ ̷ARĘN̷A. ̧(͠∞)͡ ̧EAS̶I͜L͘Y, HE ͝BRUSHE͢S҉ A̸S̵IDE T̶HE IN͝FER̸I͜OŔ B͠E̵I͠N̛GS,҉ L̴IK̴E SO̵ ͠MANY G̶NO͢M͘ES.̧ ZANZE͏TU̕K҉EN QUAK̨ES ͢I̡N͘ ̡F̸E̷A̧R̨.̡ ̸TU͠R̸NIN͘G̕ TÒ ͘LO̸OK͞ A̡T̶ T͏H̶E̵ ͝GM, ̷(∞́vs͝1̴00͠0͝)͜ T́H́E G̸M ͠C̡OW͡E̴R̡S. KURTULMAK DEMAN͞DS̷ ̵T̶H̨A̕T̸ H͘E͠ ͠ENTE͟R̡ ŢH̛IS̢ WO͜R͞LD͞,̴ A̕ND TH̵A̶T͝, IN͜S̨TEAḐ ̛O͏F ̛B̡EI͢NG O͜MN̷I͏PO͝T̀E̷NT A͟S͢ HE ̨I͝S ̧(̵A̴S̴ ̕W̛H́ER͝E'̢S͘ ҉TH͜E̢ ̸F͠ÙN I͠N ̧T̀HA͡T?͠)͡ HE ̛B̴E A͠ ǸP͜Ć.͘ ÒN͝É ẂHO̢ H̷A̶S̵ À 1d50 TH̀É ͠GM ̢H̢AS̀T͞ILỲ ͜AG̛RĘĘS͟.҉. (39)S̛èi̢n͝g̸ ̶t̨h͟e c̶ol͟l͘apsi͢n͢g ̷G̸a̷ļaxy,̴ h̢e̵ c̷r҉usḩe̶s įt͟,̸ ̀ins͠ta̷ntly c͝o̧ḿpr̵e̶ss͢i͜n͞g͢ th̴e ma͡t҉t̴er ͡i̢nto ҉a̛ ҉s̕up̸er̷-͢mas҉şiv̛é ̸b̷l͏a̕ck͡hol͘e̶.
Okay, no thick Zalgo. Only thin. Even though it doesn't adequeately describe KURTULMAKS awesome, of course non CAN describe it, so.
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