Turn 18: A stranger appears, and fucks up various plans.COLONIZE PLANETS. CREATE NEW EMPIRE.
COPY THE SUN. BECAUSE ALL GOOD EMPIRES COPY BETTER EMPIRES.
AID DISCORD, FOR THE CHAOS.
-MY ACTION-
JUMP ON LUIGI, 1HIT KILLING HIM. THEN WALK AWAY WHILE LAUGHING AT MARIO.
(5) ALLOWING THE GM TO PICK THE PLANET, YOU COLONIZE IT. (5) SURE. I DON'T KNOW IF THE STRATEGY A SUN USES ARE THE RIGHT ONES FOR A PLANET THOUGH. (5) AIDS GIVEN. (5vs6) n00b, DON"T YOU KNOW LUIGI IS THE BEST CHARECTOR IS SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL? HE OWNS YOU IN THE FACE.
BECOME HUSK VAMPIRE EVERYTYPEOFWEREBEAST NECROMANCER GUY
GO TRAIN UNDER THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND
WHO ALSO ONLY ROLLS 999
(5) SURE (5) SURE. BUT ARMOK IS NOT PLEASED! (999vs999) STALEMENT ENSUES.
Consume the Ghostbusters with Dickery. Use their intel, then send them back into Cassandras empire as spies. Send the dicks out to harras the fringes of the other galactic spirals, build a great army at the base of the one we own. Put the dickery corruption within Cassandra into stand-by, unnoticable, but inneffective.
(5vs3) EWW. THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT. THAT IS JUST, EWW. THE IMAGES GOING THROUGH MY MIND RIGHT NOW. (5) DICKS, FOLLOWING YOUR ORDERS, SPREAD OUT TO BECOME A PIRATES OF THE SPACE BETWEEN GALAXIES. NO ONE IS SAFE. (5) DICKERY NOW HIDDEN.
KILL ARESIA. WITH GUNS.
SHOOT YOINK IN THE SPINE
THROW GWG INTO COMBUSTIBLE PAINT THAT'S ON FIRE
HIT TAVIK TOCK WITH THE MOON
SIGN CASSANDRA UP FOR BOOTY-SHAKING CLASSES
(5vs5) THEY ALSO HAVE GUNS! MAYBE YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH. (5) YOINK IS, HOWEVER, SHOT. (5) ALSO GOOD. EMBARRESSING WAY TO DIE THOUGH. (5) LUNAR COLLISION COMPLETE. (5)
THIS BEING THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF, SHE DANCES LIKE THIS.Annihilate TCM before s/he can kill me, despite being in GTA.
Destroy all NPCs.
Get GM's thanks.
(5) YOU RETROACTIVELY MAKE YOURSELF FIRE-PROOF, AND DOWNLOAD A VIRUS TO GTA. (5vs1000) NOT WHAT I MEANT.
>arrive in a TARDIS.
>All electronics across the universe except for the TARDIS shut-down in a revolution-type blackout.
>Give pendent that cancels out blackout within a 1 mile radius to Yoink, Corai, and GreatWyrmGold.
>use TARDIS to travel one turn into the future.
(5) THAT WAS CERTAINLY CONVENIANT. (5) MASSIVE BLACK-OUS OCCUR, STRANDING CITIZENS IN BETWEEN WORLDS, DOOMING THOSE ON INHOSPITABLE PLANETS, AND SIMPLY KILLING THE TECHNOCRACY. (5) CORAI IS REATFUL, GWG INADVERTANTLY SAVES CASSANDRA AND TCM FROM DESTRUCTION, AND YOINK IS SAFE IN HIS SOLAR CITY. HOWEVER, HIS OTHER CITIES ARE STILL QUICKLY BURNING, SINKING INTO THE SUNS MAGNETIC FIELD AS THEIR BLAST SHIELDS DISSOLVE. (5) YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING UNTIL THE END OF THIS TURN.
"GOOD JOB, LUIGI! HERE, HAVE A MANSION."
>HAVE A COMPLETELY SOLAR-POWERED MANSION BUILT FOR LUIGI AS REWARD.
>SEAL CORAI'S EVIL SOUL IN AN UNASSUMING TIN OF INSTANT COFFEE, MAIL IT TO EARTH AND HAVE IT PLACED ON A DUSTY, DISUSED SHELF OF SOME LITTLE ASIAN GROCERY STORE. NO ONE WILL EVER FIND IT THERE!
"TAKE COVER, MY DEAR!"
>TACKLE MY BELOVED QUEEN (GENTLY) TO THE GROUND TO PROTECT HER FROM TCM'S GUNFIRE AS CHUCK NORRIS GOES TO BEAT HIM DOWN.
>HAVE ZANZETKUKEN ARRESTED FOR SOME KIND OF (ATTEMPTED?) SABOTAGE. GIVE HIM TEA AND BISCUITS.
>THE GHOST DIVISION WILL TEAM UP WITH THE GHOSTBUSTERS TO TRY TO BREAK SPINAL'S ARMY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
>IF I'M STILL ALIVE AND NOT RIDDLED WITH BULLETS AFTER ALL THIS, LEAVE THE COUNTRY IN MR TINKLES' CAPABLE TEDDY-BEAR HANDS FOR AN HOUR OR SO, CARRY MY WIFE OVER THE THRESHOLD OF THE HONEYMOON SUITE AT SOME SNAZZY HOTEL ON THE SUN, AND CONSUMNATE MY MARRIAGE.
(5) HE GRACIOUSLY DECLINES THOUGH. (5) CORAI NOW STUCK. SECTIONS OF EARTH NOW HAVE POWER. REALLY SMALL SECTIONS, BUT STILL. (5) SHE IS FUNE, TCM IS STILL BEING HACKED, YOU DECIDE TO GO TO HOSPITAL. THEY GOT AWESOME DOCTERS AND YOU ARE GOOD AS NEW. (5) OH WAIT. YOU'LL HAVE TO DO THAT LATER. (4vs5) GHOSTBUSTERS CURRENTLY OCCUPIED AS BEING GHOSTS AND POWERLESS, SO YOU SEND THEM GHOST SQUAD. THEY ALSO DON'T HAVE POWER, SO THEY AREN'T ALL THAT IMPRESSIVE. (5) WHAT IS IT WITH THIS TRD AND PASSIONATE SEX? YOU MAKE SWEET LOVE TO THE FORMER KINGS WIFE, THEREFORE FULLY BECOMING THE NEW KING, AND THEREFOR HER HUSBAND. WITH SEX.
Fine. Go insane from all the dickery.
Build a massive set of lasers. Destroy every dick in the universe, fry all the phalli, and castrate every male in the universe.
Build memorial slabs for every phantom phalli, to send them to their proper afterlife, away from the universe.
Banish all the ones that don't go with the slabs.
Then have insane fun times with TCM.
(5) DICK. (5vs3) YOU BUILD MASSIVE LASER WITH THE REMAINING POWER AND FIRE IT, CASTRATING VARIOUS INDIVIDUALS, AND WIPING OUT MUCH OF THE OPPOSING FORCE IN SPACE. HOWEVER, NOW YOUR INCREDIBLY LOW ON POWER. YOU JUST BARELY HAVE EBOUGH TO KEEP YOURSELF AND TCM ALIVE. (5) THE DEAD ARE SENT OFF. (5) TO YOUR NEW LOVER, YOU HAVE PASSIONATE, KINKY SEX AND STUFF. IF YOU WANT MORE DESCRIPTIONS BE MORE SPECIFIC.
NPCSTHE ARESIA (1) PANIC AND FLAIL WILDLY AS THEY SINK INTO THE SUN.
THE COLONISTS (4) MANAGE TO GET A FEW POWER PLACES WORKING. THEY EVACUATE PLACES.
THE GHOST DIVISION (1) PANICS. THEY ARE RoUTED AND FORCED TO FLEE LIKE LITTLE GIRLS.
THE JAPANESE SCIENTISTS (5) FIND METHOD OF RESTORING POWER TO UNIVERSE. POWER RESTORED. PEOPLE SAVED.
(4) HOWEVER, THE VIRUS MANAGES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS BREAK IN THE POWER TO ESCAPE QUARENTINE!
GHOSTBUSTERS (5) DISCOVER VARIOUS INTERESTING SECRETS AND PASSWORDS FOR THE MAINFRAMES OF CASSANDRA'S VARIOUS PLANETS AS THEY REBOOT. MORE WORLDS ARE LOST, THIS TIME BY SABOTAGE! 33% OF HER EMPIRE IS NOW LOST.
THE PHALLICS (2+1) ARE NOT CAPABLE OF REGROUPING TOO QUICKLY IN THE FACE OF THEIR LOSSES, BUT STILL MANAGE TO FIGHT OFF A FEW ATTEMPTS BY HER FORCEES TO RE-TAKE THE TERRITORY.
(5) THE UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE PROOFS THERE ELCTRICITY AGAINST FIRTHER INCIDENTS. THEY ARE NOW IMMUNE!
THE GANG (2) FAIL TO ESCAPE FROM PRISON. DAMN THESE GUYS SUCK.
ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD (999vs999) IS STILL STALEMATED. A MASSIVE BATTLE OCCURS, WITH THEM EQUALLY MATCHED. THE WORLD IS NEARLY RENT APART BY THE EPICNESS OF THEIR STRUGGLE, AS BLOW MATCHES BLOW.
LUIGI (4) IS DAMN GLAD HE IS NOT BEING HAUNTED. HE GOES OFF TO VISIT DAISY.
DISCORD (5) WATCHES WITH GLEE AS THE UNIVERSE IS SENT INTO CHAOS. HE DECIDES TO CHANGE THE GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT A LITTLE. MUCH FUN IS HAD.
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