Turn 15: This turn powered by GizoogleSpend 'quality time' with the dragons in my harem. Casturate Spinal again, until he ceases to annoy me.
(5) YOU SICK MOTHAFUCKA. NOT UNDERSTANDIGN BIOLOGY, YOU ATTEMPT TO CASTRATE SPINAL AGAIN AND HAVE SEX WITH DRAGONS. DAFUQ.
Use Sol Slayers to stop virus outbreak!
(5) CAPTAIN OVERKILL TO THE RESCUE! (5vs5) THE VIRUS IS FLAME-PROOF. AT LEAST NO SCIENTISTS WITH THE ABILITY TO STOP IT DIED! OH WAIT...
PERFECT.
GO INTO THE EVERLASTING DAWN AS ADVENTURER DWARF WITH ALL STATS MAXED
MIGRATE TO ARMOK'S FORTRESS
(5) YOU TRAVEL TO THE LAND OF ARMOK'S MAKING. (5) YOU DECIDE TO JOIN HIS FORT AS A ADVENTURER MIGRANT, NOT IMMEDIATELY REALIZING HOW BAD A IDEA THAT IS.
Now then. The Ghost-Phalli shall march onto Cassandras real estate, pillaging and killing as they, go. We will ensure the most optimal dickery possible.
(5) THE LOOTING AND KILLING IS ACCOMPLISHED SURPRISINGLY WELL FOR A DISEMBODIED DICK ARMY. (5) YOU ARE OCD FASCIST DICK, AND PLAN OUT THE MOST EFFICIENT DICKERY IMAGIANABLE.
IF YOU PAY THEM THEY'D STOP
PAY THEM TO STOP PROTECTING THE COMPANIES.
THEN ATTACK THEM. GET A MONOPOLY ON GUNS. THEN STOP SELLING TO YOINK, DEPRIVING HIS ARMY OF NEW CUTTING EDGE WEAPONS.
ARM TCM'S GANG.
(5) YOU BUY OUT ALL BUT THE MILITARY SUPPLIERS, WHICH ARE GOVRNMENT OWNED. OOPS. (5) THEY ARE ARMED, BUT STILL ON TERRA.
TAKE THE BEST OFFER BY THE INNERSPHERE.
THEN GET AN ATLAS MECH.
AND AN AWESOME.
BECAUSE BOTH ARE AWESOME.
(5) OFFER TAKEN. ASSASINATE GWG. SOME SPACE-PIRATES ARE ENRAGED BY HIS ACTIONS. (5) ATLAS MECH RECIEVED. (5) THE AWESOME IS MORE AWESOME TEHN YOU WERE LED TO BELIEVE.
PUT BABY-GUN ON AUTO. GO MAKE OUT WITH QUANTUM PHYSICS AGAIN.
(5) DEFENSE GRIB ESTABLISED. (5) SHE WANTS A MORE SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DUMP HER LIKE PHYSICS.
>SEND OUT MORE MISSIONARIES TO COLONIES - CAN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>IMPROVE MAGITECH ECONOMY AND FIND MORE RESOURCES
>FUND FIA SOME MORE AND SEND BBB OFF TO HUNT DOWN GHOST DIVISION
>GIVE BBB PERMANENT DICE ROLL BONUS WHEN FIGHTING GHOST DIVISION
(5) SURE. MAGI-TECH VERSION OF JAMESTOWN ESTABLISHED. (5) GHOST DIVISION IS MILITARY. ATTACKING THEM WILL TRIGGER WAR WITH YOINK, AND HIS. ARE YOU SURE? (%) NEIN.
NPCSTHE ARESIA (2) STARE AT THEIR FEET FOR A FEW MINUTES BEFORE REMEMBERING THEY WERE DOIGN SOMETHING.
THE COLONISTS (4) BEGIN THE PROCESS OF COMPLETE CONSOLIDATION OF THE PLANET.
THE GHOST DIVISION (4) BUILD DEFENSIVE BUNKER.
THE UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE (1) ACCIDENTALLY START A CHAIN REACTION, LEADING SEVERAL NEARBY UNIVERSES TO COLLAPSE.
ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD (999vs5) GIVES XANTALOS A GREAT ROOM. THEN HE LOCKS HIM IN A ARENA WITH 100 GOBLINS WITH ELITE CROSSBOWGOBBOS ON PILLARS SHOOTING AT HIM. ALSO DRAGONS AND OTHER STTUFF.
THE JAPANESE (3) EVACUATE, SAVING THE REMAINING SCIENTISTS, BUT LOSING IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS FOR STOPPING THE VIRUS.