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The infighting is causing too much trouble.

10 (30.3%)

People won't let me do as I please!

6 (18.2%)

NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.

2 (6.1%)

The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions

7 (21.2%)

I have no opinion on this matter.

8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33

[misko27]

Turn 15: This turn powered by Gizoogle

Spend 'quality time' with the dragons in my harem. Casturate Spinal again, until he ceases to annoy me.

(5) YOU SICK MOTHAFUCKA. NOT UNDERSTANDIGN BIOLOGY, YOU ATTEMPT TO CASTRATE SPINAL AGAIN AND HAVE SEX WITH DRAGONS. DAFUQ.

Use Sol Slayers to stop virus outbreak!

(5) CAPTAIN OVERKILL TO THE RESCUE! (5vs5) THE VIRUS IS FLAME-PROOF. AT LEAST NO SCIENTISTS WITH THE ABILITY TO STOP IT DIED! OH WAIT...

PERFECT.
GO INTO THE EVERLASTING DAWN AS ADVENTURER DWARF WITH ALL STATS MAXED
MIGRATE TO ARMOK'S FORTRESS

(5) YOU TRAVEL TO THE LAND OF ARMOK'S MAKING. (5) YOU DECIDE TO JOIN HIS FORT AS A ADVENTURER MIGRANT, NOT IMMEDIATELY REALIZING HOW BAD A IDEA THAT IS.

Now then. The Ghost-Phalli shall march onto Cassandras real estate, pillaging and killing as they, go. We will ensure the most optimal dickery possible.

(5) THE LOOTING AND KILLING IS ACCOMPLISHED SURPRISINGLY WELL FOR A DISEMBODIED DICK ARMY. (5) YOU ARE OCD FASCIST DICK, AND PLAN OUT THE MOST EFFICIENT DICKERY IMAGIANABLE.

IF YOU PAY THEM THEY'D STOP

PAY THEM TO STOP PROTECTING THE COMPANIES.

THEN ATTACK THEM. GET A MONOPOLY ON GUNS. THEN STOP SELLING TO YOINK, DEPRIVING HIS ARMY OF NEW CUTTING EDGE WEAPONS.

ARM TCM'S GANG.

(5) YOU BUY OUT ALL BUT THE MILITARY SUPPLIERS, WHICH ARE GOVRNMENT OWNED. OOPS. (5) THEY ARE ARMED, BUT STILL ON TERRA.

TAKE THE BEST OFFER BY THE INNERSPHERE.
THEN GET AN ATLAS MECH.
AND AN AWESOME.
BECAUSE BOTH ARE AWESOME.

(5) OFFER TAKEN. ASSASINATE GWG. SOME SPACE-PIRATES ARE ENRAGED BY HIS ACTIONS. (5) ATLAS MECH RECIEVED. (5) THE AWESOME IS MORE AWESOME TEHN YOU WERE LED TO BELIEVE.

PUT BABY-GUN ON AUTO. GO MAKE OUT WITH QUANTUM PHYSICS AGAIN.

(5) DEFENSE GRIB ESTABLISED. (5) SHE WANTS A MORE SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP, TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DUMP HER LIKE PHYSICS.

>SEND OUT MORE MISSIONARIES TO COLONIES - CAN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>IMPROVE MAGITECH ECONOMY AND FIND MORE RESOURCES
>FUND FIA SOME MORE AND SEND BBB OFF TO HUNT DOWN GHOST DIVISION
>GIVE BBB PERMANENT DICE ROLL BONUS WHEN FIGHTING GHOST DIVISION

(5) SURE. MAGI-TECH VERSION OF JAMESTOWN ESTABLISHED. (5) GHOST DIVISION IS MILITARY. ATTACKING THEM WILL TRIGGER WAR WITH YOINK, AND HIS. ARE YOU SURE? (%) NEIN.

NPCS

THE ARESIA (2) STARE AT THEIR FEET FOR A FEW MINUTES BEFORE REMEMBERING THEY WERE DOIGN SOMETHING.

THE COLONISTS (4) BEGIN THE PROCESS OF COMPLETE CONSOLIDATION OF THE PLANET.

THE GHOST DIVISION (4) BUILD DEFENSIVE BUNKER.

THE UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE (1) ACCIDENTALLY START A CHAIN REACTION, LEADING SEVERAL NEARBY UNIVERSES TO COLLAPSE.

ARMOK, GOD OF BLOOD (999vs5) GIVES XANTALOS A GREAT ROOM. THEN HE LOCKS HIM IN A ARENA WITH 100 GOBLINS WITH ELITE CROSSBOWGOBBOS ON PILLARS SHOOTING AT HIM. ALSO DRAGONS AND OTHER STTUFF.

THE JAPANESE (3) EVACUATE, SAVING THE REMAINING SCIENTISTS, BUT LOSING IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS FOR STOPPING THE VIRUS.

[TCM]

CUT GWG TO PIECES TIL' HE'S DECEASED

SNATCH CASSANDRA'S ASS OFF THE STREETS

FUCK PEACE

LET NIGGAS KNOW IT'S ON FOR LIFE

TELL NPC GANG TO SHOOT OTHER NPCS WITH THEIR BETTER GUNS

[misko27]

SHIT I FORGOT. HERE.
 
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[Spinal_Taper]

Bow to Westside, as a religious conversion to wigger will help me align with both foreign powers and the wiggers within my people.

Siege Cassandras throne room, coordinating actions with TCM. Ensure we (only my forces) don't take any action past that.

[Cassandra]

Tilt forward blade. Then blast TCM into monotomic dust. Eradicate his gangs. Eject Spinal from my damned Bridge, where the throne room is located. Have Ghostbusters trap Spinal. Being a massive warship has it's perks. Fly back to Andromeda.

Forward Blade being the front of the ship.

[Xantalos]

INSTATAME A DRAGON, THEN FLY AROUND ON MY DRAGON KILLING THE GOBBOS BY THROWING DRAGONS AND OTHER GOBBOS AT THEM. ALSO KILLING THEM WITH MY SWORD AND 50 BILLION SHIELDS. BLOCKING THE ARROWS AND BOLTS WITH SAID SHIELDS.

[misko27]

Tilt forward blade. Then blast TCM into monotomic dust. Eradicate his gangs. Eject Spinal from my damned Bridge, where the throne room is located. Have Ghostbusters trap Spinal. Being a massive warship has it's perks. Fly back to Andromeda.

Forward Blade being the front of the ship.

ARE YOU A SHIP OR A SEX BOT? I'M DISTURBED AND FRIGHTENED. I PLAN TO DO SOME RET-CONNING IF YOU DON'T EXPLAIN.

[Cassandra]

I am an Extortionator Class Warship AI. In the systems of an Extortionator class ship.

Sex is just fun with drones and probes.

[Corai]

DESTROY MILITARY SUPPLIERS. HIRE GHOST DIVISION AS MERCENARIES TO HELP(I created you! You owe me a favor!). HIRE TCM'S GANGSTERS TO HELP(I armed you! You owe me a favor!).

IF NEITHER HELP, ATTACK ANYWAY.


IN ORDER TO KEEP GOOD PR, HAVE SOME ABCS RUN AROUND HELPING THE POOR AND SAVING PEOPLE FROM BURNING BUILDINGS. AND STUFF.

SHIT I FORGOT. HERE.
 
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The fuck.

[TCM]

SHIT I FORGOT. HERE.
 
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No.

[misko27]

SHIT I FORGOT. HERE.
 
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No.

YES. DISCUSS IT'S EXTREME WEIRDNESS IN OOC PLEASE.

[GreatWyrmGold]

...GREAT NAME.
MAKE CAPTAIN OVERKILL MY OFFICIAL TITLE.
BE GLADE NO POTENTIAL HOSTS COULD HAVE SURVIVED.

[Yoink]

>GHOST DIVISION WIPE OUT CORAI AND ABCS ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH THEIR +1

>ASSEMBLE A BOARD OF EXPERTS IN A FORTIFIED OFFICE BUILDING, HAVE THEM PERUSE ALL RECORDS OF RECENT CONFLICT AND WORK OUT JUST WHO THE FUCK NEEDS ARRESTING THE MOST FOR WAR CRIMES AND SUCH

>HAVE MISTER TINKLES REVIEW THE ARESIA'S RECENT FUCK-UPS AND SUGGEST A COURSE OF ACTION. GODDAMN. I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT CONFUSING SHIT WITH A TEN FOOT POLE.

>HAVE UNIVERSE DEFENCE AGENCY (I FORGOT THEIR NAME ALREADY) LOOK INTO THREAT OF VIRUS CREATED BY SCIENTISTS. SEE IF IT THREATENS SUN. IF SO, SEND THEM TO FIX IT.

>ALSO HIRE THE MOST BADASS BODYGUARD I CAN FIND, WHEREVER IN THE UNIVERSE, TO GUARD THE QUEEN. IDEALLY GIVE HER A +1 IN COMBAT AND STUFF.

>POINT OUT ON TELEVISION JUST HOW EVIL CORAI IS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY. HIS ARGUMENT HAS MORE HOLES THAN TCM'S CHARACTER ON YAFB RTD.

[da_nang]

>FINE, ENTER ECONOMIC GOLDEN AGE

>BECOME DRAGONBORN AND CALL ALL DRAGONS TO MAGITECH

>IF CORAI FAILS TO HIRE THEM, CORRUPT GHOST DIVISION WITH MONEY
>HAVE LOYAL EXTREMIST INFILTRATE AND TORCH YOINK'S ARCHIVES

[Corai]

>CORRUPT GHOST DIVISION WITH MONEY[/b]

No, let me. I am trying to use them to destroy Yoink.