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The infighting is causing too much trouble.

10 (30.3%)

People won't let me do as I please!

6 (18.2%)

NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.

2 (6.1%)

The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions

7 (21.2%)

I have no opinion on this matter.

8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33

[Corai]

BRING GHOST DIVISION AND IMPERIAL JAPANESE SOLDIERS TO ME.

ATTACK CASSANDRA's FLEET IF BOTH JOIN ME. SEE ACTION BELOW.

[Xantalos]

HABLUBLAH GRILL UNIVERSE BUTTCHEEKS

[ansontan2000]

Cancel universe rupture, cover the hole in poop. Then, MAKE AC EVEN MOAR EPIC!

[Yoink]

>MAKE TELEVISION APPEARANCE DENOUNCING THE BLOODSHED BETWEEN MAGI-TECH AND U.A

"THIS BARBARIC VIOLENCE MUST BE STOPPED! WE ARE HUMANS, NOT BEASTS!"

>...CHECK IF ANY OF SUN'S CITIZENS ARE NON-HUMAN. I MEAN, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO CHECK

>THEN SET UP INTERGALACTIC WARCRIMES TRIBUNAL, ASSIGN TEAM OF SECRETARIES AND STUFF TO MR TINKLES TO GET IT ALL SET UP. SUN IS NEUTRAL ENTITY AND ALL THAT, WE'RE GOING TO ENSURE ALL THESE WARRING PEOPLE ARE NICE TO EACH OTHER... WHILST TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER?! FUCK IT, IT WORKED FOR SWITZERLAND SO WE'RE DOING IT TOO.

>SEND THE GHOST DIVISION TO APPREHEND DA_NANG FOR HIS WAR CRIMES.

>BUILD BIG, HUMANE PRISON IN WHICH WAR CRIMINALS (AND OTHER TYPES IF WE EVER HAVE THOSE) CAN AWAIT TRIALS

MORE SPEECH:
"I REPEAT: WE OF THE SUN SHALL NOT STAND BY AND WATCH OUR FELLOW MAN GOUGE OUT EACH OTHER'S EYES IN BLOODY WARS OF CONQUEST! IF YOU TRULY FEEL THE NEED TO FIGHT OVER SOMETHING, AT LEAST DO IT IN A NEAT, ORDERLY FASHION! YOU KNOW, WITH RULES, LIKE TENNIS. HM, YOU KNOW, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA..."

>RESEARCH POSSIBILITY OF REPLACING ALL WARS WITH TENNIS TOURNAMENTS


EDIT: ALSO, >ACCEPT TRADE AGREEMENT WITH CASSANDRA'S NATION
(SERIOUSLY CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY'RE CALLED, THIS STUFF IS CONFUSING)

[Corai]

>MAKE TELEVISION APPEARANCE DENOUNCING THE BLOODSHED BETWEEN MAGI-TECH AND U.A

"THIS BARBARIC VIOLENCE MUST BE STOPPED! WE ARE HUMANS, NOT BEASTS!"

>...CHECK IF ANY OF SUN'S CITIZENS ARE NON-HUMAN. I MEAN, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO CHECK

>THEN SET UP INTERGALACTIC WARCRIMES TRIBUNAL, ASSIGN TEAM OF SECRETARIES AND STUFF TO MR TINKLES TO GET IT ALL SET UP. SUN IS NEUTRAL ENTITY AND ALL THAT, WE'RE GOING TO ENSURE ALL THESE WARRING PEOPLE ARE NICE TO EACH OTHER... WHILST TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER?! FUCK IT, IT WORKED FOR SWITZERLAND SO WE'RE DOING IT TOO.

>SEND THE GHOST DIVISION TO APPREHEND DA_NANG FOR HIS WAR CRIMES.

>BUILD BIG, HUMANE PRISON IN WHICH WAR CRIMINALS (AND OTHER TYPES IF WE EVER HAVE THOSE) CAN AWAIT TRIALS

MORE SPEECH:
"I REPEAT: WE OF THE SUN SHALL NOT STAND BY AND WATCH OUR FELLOW MAN GOUGE OUT EACH OTHER'S EYES IN BLOODY WARS OF CONQUEST! IF YOU TRULY FEEL THE NEED TO FIGHT OVER SOMETHING, AT LEAST DO IT IN A NEAT, ORDERLY FASHION! YOU KNOW, WITH RULES, LIKE TENNIS. HM, YOU KNOW, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA..."

>RESEARCH POSSIBILITY OF REPLACING ALL WARS WITH TENNIS TOURNAMENTS

HIJACK TELEVISION APPEARANCE BY RAIDING WHEREVER IT IS BEING SHOT. SUPPORT THE WAR BETWEEN MAGI-TECH AND U.A.

USE NONLETHAL WEAPONS ON YOINK'S MEN THOUGH.

[miauw62]

CHEAT ON PHYSICS WITH HER SIS, QUANTUM PHYSICS.

[Tavik Toth]

REVERT ALL DAMAGE DONE.
REGAIN ACCESS TO UNIVERSES.
HAVE MILITARY GO ON RAMPAGE OF REVENGE.
TELL EVERYONE OF GENOCIDE AND MAGI TECH LIES.
MAKE WEAPONS TO COUNTER ALL MAGI TECH STUFF
TELL TERRANS AS WELL
ASK THEM IF THEY WANT TO HELP IN REVENGE.
EXPAND ALLIANCE IN ALL SECTORS.

[da_nang]

REVERT ALL DAMAGE DONE.
REGAIN ACCESS TO UNIVERSES.
HAVE MILITARY GO ON RAMPAGE OF REVENGE.
TELL EVERYONE OF GENOCIDE AND MAGI TECH LIES.
MAKE WEAPONS TO COUNTER ALL MAGI TECH STUFF
TELL TERRANS AS WELL
ASK THEM IF THEY WANT TO HELP IN REVENGE.
EXPAND ALLIANCE IN ALL SECTORS.

>IMPEDE U.A. MILITARY WITH THE HOLY FIST OF THE REALITY POCKET DIMENSION
>RUN COUNTER-PROPAGANDA IN U.A. UNIVERSES
>CONVINCE U.A. POPULACE OF TAVIK TOTH'S COMPLICITY IN UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION WITH IMPLANTED EVIDENCE AND HAVE THEM DEPOSE HIM
>MAKE WEAPONS THAT COUNTER COUNTER-MAGITECH STUFF
>DEMONIZE TAVIK TOTH IN THE EYES OF THE TERRANS AND CONVINCE THEM IT'S TRUE
>STRENGTHEN MAGITECH RESOLVE AND MILITARY POWER WITH POWERS OF THE REALITY POCKET DIMENSION
>COUNTER THE EXPANSIONISM OF U.A. BY CLAIMING SECTORS

>MAKE TELEVISION APPEARANCE DENOUNCING THE BLOODSHED BETWEEN MAGI-TECH AND U.A

"THIS BARBARIC VIOLENCE MUST BE STOPPED! WE ARE HUMANS, NOT BEASTS!"

>...CHECK IF ANY OF SUN'S CITIZENS ARE NON-HUMAN. I MEAN, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO CHECK

>SEND THE GHOST DIVISION TO APPREHEND DA_NANG FOR HIS WAR CRIMES.

>ENRAGE SANGHEILI FORCES AND STRENGTHEN THEIR LOYALTY AND RESOLVE TO MAGITECH BY SHOWING THEM THE TRUE SPECIESIST SIDE OF YOINK
>INCREASE BODYGUARD DETAIL WITH HOLY PLASMA-SPEWING DRAGONS WITH MOUNTED LASER CANNONS

>START LOOKING FOR LAWYERS, JUST IN CASE
>SET UP HIDDEN LOCATION FOR POTENTIAL GOVERNMENT IN EXILE

[misko27]

Tuen 10? The Anal Rupture is coming

USE SOL SLAYERS TO BLAST A NEW ANUA FOR THE UNIVERSE.
SO THE UNIVERSE CAN POOP....WAIT, HUH?

(5) THE UNIVERSE IS GIVEN A NEW ANUA. IT THANKS YOU. IT STILL NEEDS THAT ANUS THOUGH.

Marry cute, loyal midget, and make him my third in command.
 Fly to Andromeda with half my fleet. Capture it, and move all my ships, Axel, and the midgets to colonize and rule Andromeda.
 Form trade treaty with Yoink and AC.
 Have Axel research the universal rupture.

(5) HAPPY CUTE MINION AGREES. YOU ARE MARRIED IN ROMANTIC CEREMONY, (5) ANDROMEDIAN TECHNOCRACY ESTABLISHED. (5) ALPHA CENTAURI ACCEPTS, SOL WAITS FOR YOINK'S WORD. (5) THE LACK OF A UNIVERSAL ANUS IS CAUSING A CATASTROPHIC BUILD-UP IN WASTE MATTER. THE PRESSURE WILL FORCE A NEW ONE, TEARING TINY HOLES IN SPACE AND TIME, LEADING TO UTTER CHAOS AND THE COMPLETE BREAK-DOWN OF ALL RECOGNIZABLE MATTER.

BRING GHOST DIVISION AND IMPERIAL JAPANESE SOLDIERS TO ME.

ATTACK CASSANDRA's FLEET IF BOTH JOIN ME. SEE ACTION BELOW.

(5vs5) NEITHER JOINS YOU. THEY ARE AFFILIATED ALREADY.

HABLUBLAH GRILL UNIVERSE BUTTCHEEKS

(?)YOU SAVE ALL THE NON-SWEDISH CHIDREN IN CRAPPY COUNTRIES. (5) DEM SOME TASTY UNIVERSE BUTTCHEEKS.

Cancel universe rupture, cover the hole in poop. Then, MAKE AC EVEN MOAR EPIC!

(5) YOU CANCEL RUPTURE, STRENGHTENING INTEGRITY OF UNIVERSE WITH YOUR POOP. NOW IT WILL JUST EXPLODE. (5) IT IS NOW AS EPIC AS POSSIBLE GIVEN THE RESOURCES AND TECHNOLOGY.

>MAKE TELEVISION APPEARANCE DENOUNCING THE BLOODSHED BETWEEN MAGI-TECH AND U.A

"THIS BARBARIC VIOLENCE MUST BE STOPPED! WE ARE HUMANS, NOT BEASTS!"

>...CHECK IF ANY OF SUN'S CITIZENS ARE NON-HUMAN. I MEAN, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO CHECK

>THEN SET UP INTERGALACTIC WARCRIMES TRIBUNAL, ASSIGN TEAM OF SECRETARIES AND STUFF TO MR TINKLES TO GET IT ALL SET UP. SUN IS NEUTRAL ENTITY AND ALL THAT, WE'RE GOING TO ENSURE ALL THESE WARRING PEOPLE ARE NICE TO EACH OTHER... WHILST TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER?! FUCK IT, IT WORKED FOR SWITZERLAND SO WE'RE DOING IT TOO.

>SEND THE GHOST DIVISION TO APPREHEND DA_NANG FOR HIS WAR CRIMES.

>BUILD BIG, HUMANE PRISON IN WHICH WAR CRIMINALS (AND OTHER TYPES IF WE EVER HAVE THOSE) CAN AWAIT TRIALS

MORE SPEECH:
"I REPEAT: WE OF THE SUN SHALL NOT STAND BY AND WATCH OUR FELLOW MAN GOUGE OUT EACH OTHER'S EYES IN BLOODY WARS OF CONQUEST! IF YOU TRULY FEEL THE NEED TO FIGHT OVER SOMETHING, AT LEAST DO IT IN A NEAT, ORDERLY FASHION! YOU KNOW, WITH RULES, LIKE TENNIS. HM, YOU KNOW, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA..."

>RESEARCH POSSIBILITY OF REPLACING ALL WARS WITH TENNIS TOURNAMENTS


EDIT: ALSO, >ACCEPT TRADE AGREEMENT WITH CASSANDRA'S NATION
(SERIOUSLY CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY'RE CALLED, THIS STUFF IS CONFUSING)

(5) BLOODSHED DEOUNCED. MANY THIRLD-WORLD COUNTRIES, AND THE TERRANS JOIN IN YOUR CALL. (5) WELCOME TO THE NON-ALIGNED SOLAR-STATES. MAY I HAVE SOME SOLAR STRUDEL? (4+1vs5) YOU NETER THE AREA, BUT HIS BODYGUARDS STALL LONG ENOUGH TO LET HIM ESCAPE. (5) THAT A NICE PRISON THERE. (5) THE POSSIBILTY IS EXCITING, AND SPACE TENNIS BECOMES POPULAR JUST BECAUSE. ALL WARS CONDUCTED BY SOLAR CITY STATES WILL BE TENNIS. (5) SIGNED TRADE AGREEMENT WITH THE ANDROMEDIAN TECHNOCRACY. (5) A NUMBER ARE, A MINORITY THOUGH. MOST OF THE ALIENS ARE MIGRANTS, WITH A FEW GENETIC RACES OF FORMER HUMANS.

>MAKE TELEVISION APPEARANCE DENOUNCING THE BLOODSHED BETWEEN MAGI-TECH AND U.A

"THIS BARBARIC VIOLENCE MUST BE STOPPED! WE ARE HUMANS, NOT BEASTS!"

>...CHECK IF ANY OF SUN'S CITIZENS ARE NON-HUMAN. I MEAN, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO CHECK

>THEN SET UP INTERGALACTIC WARCRIMES TRIBUNAL, ASSIGN TEAM OF SECRETARIES AND STUFF TO MR TINKLES TO GET IT ALL SET UP. SUN IS NEUTRAL ENTITY AND ALL THAT, WE'RE GOING TO ENSURE ALL THESE WARRING PEOPLE ARE NICE TO EACH OTHER... WHILST TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER?! FUCK IT, IT WORKED FOR SWITZERLAND SO WE'RE DOING IT TOO.

>SEND THE GHOST DIVISION TO APPREHEND DA_NANG FOR HIS WAR CRIMES.

>BUILD BIG, HUMANE PRISON IN WHICH WAR CRIMINALS (AND OTHER TYPES IF WE EVER HAVE THOSE) CAN AWAIT TRIALS

MORE SPEECH:
"I REPEAT: WE OF THE SUN SHALL NOT STAND BY AND WATCH OUR FELLOW MAN GOUGE OUT EACH OTHER'S EYES IN BLOODY WARS OF CONQUEST! IF YOU TRULY FEEL THE NEED TO FIGHT OVER SOMETHING, AT LEAST DO IT IN A NEAT, ORDERLY FASHION! YOU KNOW, WITH RULES, LIKE TENNIS. HM, YOU KNOW, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA..."

>RESEARCH POSSIBILITY OF REPLACING ALL WARS WITH TENNIS TOURNAMENTS

HIJACK TELEVISION APPEARANCE BY RAIDING WHEREVER IT IS BEING SHOT. SUPPORT THE WAR BETWEEN MAGI-TECH AND U.A.

USE NONLETHAL WEAPONS ON YOINK'S MEN THOUGH.

(5vs5) HIS MEN MANAGE TO BEAT YOU OFF. I ACTUALLY ROLLED FOR THAT, IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE FIVE. (5) NO ONE IS KILLED THOUGH (5) YOU DENOUNCE WAR ANYWAY, LEADING TO SMALL GRASS-ROOTS CAMPAIGN.

CHEAT ON PHYSICS WITH HER SIS, QUANTUM PHYSICS.

(5) YOU SULTRY BASTARD YOU. SHE IS TOO PRE-OCCUPIED BY THE UNIVERSAL EXPLOSION TO NOTICE. DAMN, HER SISTER IS EVEN HOTTER! USUALLY.

REVERT ALL DAMAGE DONE.
REGAIN ACCESS TO UNIVERSES.
HAVE MILITARY GO ON RAMPAGE OF REVENGE.
TELL EVERYONE OF GENOCIDE AND MAGI TECH LIES.
MAKE WEAPONS TO COUNTER ALL MAGI TECH STUFF
TELL TERRANS AS WELL
ASK THEM IF THEY WANT TO HELP IN REVENGE.
EXPAND ALLIANCE IN ALL SECTORS.

(5) REVERTING. (5) THE SUDDEN DECREASE IN UNIVERSAL INTERGRITY ALLOWS YOU TO FORCE YOUR WAY IN. PROBABLY NOT GOOD FOR THE SOON TO BE DEAD UNIVERSE, BUT STILL. (5) RORAING RAMPAGE OF REVENGE COMPLETE. YOUR ELDRITCH SOLDIERS DID MUCH RAPING AND PILAGING. (5) YOU DENOUNE THE ENEMY FOR THE COWARDS THEY ARE. (5) YOU FORGE  MAGIC AND SCIENCE BLOCKERS, ALLOWING YOUR  PHYSICALLY STRONGER MEN TO BEAT THEM UP. (5) TERRANS HEAR. (5) EHH. TERRANS NOT WANT TO ANNOY YOINK. (5) MANY NEW MEMBERS OF ALLIANCE, ALL READY TO FIGHT.

REVERT ALL DAMAGE DONE.
REGAIN ACCESS TO UNIVERSES.
HAVE MILITARY GO ON RAMPAGE OF REVENGE.
TELL EVERYONE OF GENOCIDE AND MAGI TECH LIES.
MAKE WEAPONS TO COUNTER ALL MAGI TECH STUFF
TELL TERRANS AS WELL
ASK THEM IF THEY WANT TO HELP IN REVENGE.
EXPAND ALLIANCE IN ALL SECTORS.

>IMPEDE U.A. MILITARY WITH THE HOLY FIST OF THE REALITY POCKET DIMENSION
>RUN COUNTER-PROPAGANDA IN U.A. UNIVERSES
>CONVINCE U.A. POPULACE OF TAVIK TOTH'S COMPLICITY IN UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION WITH IMPLANTED EVIDENCE AND HAVE THEM DEPOSE HIM
>MAKE WEAPONS THAT COUNTER COUNTER-MAGITECH STUFF
>DEMONIZE TAVIK TOTH IN THE EYES OF THE TERRANS AND CONVINCE THEM IT'S TRUE
>STRENGTHEN MAGITECH RESOLVE AND MILITARY POWER WITH POWERS OF THE REALITY POCKET DIMENSION
>COUNTER THE EXPANSIONISM OF U.A. BY CLAIMING SECTORS

>MAKE TELEVISION APPEARANCE DENOUNCING THE BLOODSHED BETWEEN MAGI-TECH AND U.A

"THIS BARBARIC VIOLENCE MUST BE STOPPED! WE ARE HUMANS, NOT BEASTS!"

>...CHECK IF ANY OF SUN'S CITIZENS ARE NON-HUMAN. I MEAN, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO CHECK

>SEND THE GHOST DIVISION TO APPREHEND DA_NANG FOR HIS WAR CRIMES.

>ENRAGE SANGHEILI FORCES AND STRENGTHEN THEIR LOYALTY AND RESOLVE TO MAGITECH BY SHOWING THEM THE TRUE SPECIESIST SIDE OF YOINK
>INCREASE BODYGUARD DETAIL WITH HOLY PLASMA-SPEWING DRAGONS WITH MOUNTED LASER CANNONS

>START LOOKING FOR LAWYERS, JUST IN CASE
>SET UP HIDDEN LOCATION FOR POTENTIAL GOVERNMENT IN EXILE

DEMS ALOT OF ACTIONS. (5) PRODUCTION OF NEW WEAPONS IS HALTED. (5) COUNTER-PROPAGANDA JADES VARIOUS POPULACES. THEY NO LONGER LISTEN TO ANYONE. (5) YOU FORGE STRONGER SPEARS, TO STAB ENEMY. ALSO YOU CREATE SHIELD WITH ABILITY TO LIMIT ANTI-MAGI-TECH WEAPON'S INFLUENCE. (5) TERRANS STILL REMAINING NEUTRAL. (5) AREAS CONTROLLED BY MAGI-TECH FOLLOWERS ARE STRNTGHENED CONSIDERABLY. (5) SECTORS RETROACTIVELY CLAIMED. (5) THEY ARE POWERFUL MAD, AND POWERUL POWERFUL. A MATCH FOR THE GHOST DIVISION'S CUTTING EDGE TEHNOLOGY AND TACTICS. (5) DEVIL'S ATTORNEY OBTAINED. (5) SECRET POCKET DIMENSION FOUND.

NPCS
THE ARESIA (6) HELP YOINK, KIDNAPPING VARIOUS MEMBERS OF THE MAGI-TECH HIGH COUNCIL, AND THE UNIVERSAL HIGH COMMAND, CAUSING MASS CHAOS. THAT;S WHAT YOINK WANTED, RIGHT?

THE TERRAN COLONY (6) CONTINUE TO FLOOD THE SURROUNDING ENVIROMENT, SPARKING ECONOMIC GOLDEN AGE. CERTAIN SURFACE AREAS ABANDONED.

THE GHOSTS (2) FAIL TO FIND DA_NANGS HIDING SPOT.

THE JAPANESE (3) DECIDE TO MEDITATE ON THE END OF THE WORLD. THEY FIND SOME SOLACE, NOT MUCH THOUGH.

2 TURNS TO UNIVERSAL ANAL EXPLOSION.

[Xantalos]

Punch universe in ass, creating new anus.
Destroy politics and all those who practice it. 

[Spinal_Taper]

Begin assasinations Cassandras beaurocracy. Be evil and laugh the whole time! Ha ha!

[Corai]

PUT BOMBS IN A VERY HISTORICAL AND IMPORTANT LANDMARK ON THE SUN. BLOW IT SKY FUCKING HIGH!

BLAME IT ON YOINK.

[Cassandra]

Have Axel burninate Spinal so epically that it kills every orphan in the universe, (Except Sun Orphans and AC Orphans, of course) as well as ripping the Universe itself a new anus.

Polite people USUALLY don't say something like that, though.

[Yoink]

Have Axel burninate Spinal so epically that it kills every orphan in the universe, as well as ripping the Universe itself a new one.

IMPEDE ACTION! AT LEAST ORPHAN PART. MAKE SURE ALL SUN ORPHANAGES CASSANDRA-PROOF.


>INSTALL NEW SECRET SERVICE TO ENFORCE SUN'S STABILITY, GIVE THEM SECRET BASE AND THEN HAVE THEM WATER-BOARD AND INTERROGATE MAGI-TECH COUNCIL MEMBERS TO FIND DA_NANG'S LOCATION. KEEP ALL THIS VERY HUSH-HUSH, NO-ONE CAN KNOW ABOUT IT EXCEPT MR TINKLES AND MYSELF.

>HOLD U.A MEMBERS IN CUSHY PRISON. WE CAN'T LET THEM GO, THOUGH, NOT YET, BOTH SIDES ARE GUILTY OF WAR CRIMES UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT

>KEEP GHOST DIVISION UPDATED WITH ANY NEW INTEL AS THEY CONTINUE HUNTING FOR DA_NANG

PUT BOMBS IN A VERY HISTORICAL AND IMPORTANT LANDMARK ON THE SUN. BLOW IT SKY FUCKING HIGH!

BLAME IT ON YOINK.

IMPEDE THIS ACTION TOO, IF AM ALLOWED TO.

OTHERWISE, >PREPARE SPEECHES TO GIVE IN EVENT OF TERRORIST ATTACKS.

"ALL CITIZENS OF OUR FINE SOLAR NATION, WHATEVER THEIR RACE, GENDER OR SPECIES, MUST REMAIN STRONG IN THE FACE OF SUCH ADVERSITY! WE ARE BETTER THAN THOSE WHO TRY TO BRING US DOWN, WE STAND FOR PEACE, JUSTICE AND EQUALITY! THEY SPREAD LIES, DISPLACE INNOCENTS AND KILL WITHOUT THOUGHT OR REASON, WITHOUT REGARD FOR THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE! THEY ARE NOTHING BUT VIOLENT THRILL-SEEKERS TRYING DESPERATELY TO JUSTIFY THEIR ACTIONS! WE WILL NOT LET THEM SCARE US!"

>MAKE TELEVISION CAMPAIGN AGAINST TERRORISM, ALERT ALL POLICE FORCES TO WATCH FOR SUCH COWARDLY ACTS

>BOOST SOLAR-WHEAT PRODUCTION. ENSURE FARMERS USE NATURAL FERTILIZERS AND CROP ROTATION TECHNIQUES TO MAKE THE MOST OF OUR LIMITED VIABLE SOIL. REVIEW CURRENT WHEAT INDUSTRY, INTRODUCE REFORMS AS NECESSARY.

>SEND SPACE-EXCAVATORS TO DISASSEMBLE MARS FOR USE AS FILL, BUILD NEW FARMLAND WITH THAT.

[misko27]

Have Axel burninate Spinal so epically that it kills every orphan in the universe, (Except Sun Orphans and AC Orphans, of course) as well as ripping the Universe itself a new anus.

Polite people USUALLY don't say something like that, though.

They say it more often then asshole, or orfice.