Turn 9?: Where people learn the benefits of specifying themselves.(Or not)... WHOOPS.
SUMMON IMPERIAL JAPAN.
(5) YOU SUMMON IMPERIAL JAPAN AND CHASTISE THEM NOT TO KILL ANY CHINESE PEOPLES. THEY LISTEN.
Repair Shipyard, and rebuild ships. Contain explosion from the planet so nothing nearby is hurt.
(5) THE SHI[YARDS AND REMAINING SHIPS ARE EVACUATED. TO WHERE? I DON'T KNOW. IT'S WHAT AHPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T SPECIFY. LAST TIME WAS MIDGETS. HMM (?) YOU REBUILD ON MIDGETISTAN PLANET. MIDGETS HAIL YOU AS LEADER. ONE WANTS TO TAKE YOU AS BRIDE. THEIR SO CUTE, IF SIMPLE-MINDED. (5) NEITHER THE CENTAURIAN REPUBLIC NOR MIDGETISTAN ARE HARMED.
Motherfucking destroy that asshole! Make sure it is absolutely impossible for him to reform in any way, shape, or form. Then, continue making AC epic 
(?) THE GREAT ASSHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE IS DESTROYED, GIVING THE UNIVERSE TERRIBLE DIGESTION PROBLEMS. 3 TURNS TILL UNIVERSAL RUPTURE.
> MAKE COURT-MARTIAL LAWS LESS HARSH UNDER GUISE OF BEING MERCIFUL AND JUST (REALLY I NEED GHOST SQUAD BECAUSE AWESOME)
> GIVE THEM MEDALS
> THEN HIRE TEAM OF FINANCIERS, LANDSCAPERS AND URBAN PLANNERS TO MAKE SOLAR CITY MOST LIVABLE, SCENIC AND EFFICIENT CITY FOR LIGHTYEARS AROUND
> INTRODUCE REFORMS IN COMMERCIAL SECTOR TO EMPOWER ENTREPRENEURS TO SET UP THEIR OWN ALTERNATIVE, FAIR-TRADE, ECO-FRIENDLY BUSINESSES
WHILE ON TOPIC OF FAIR TRADE, > INVESTIGATE POSSIBILITY OF ABANDONING SLAVE MINES IN FAVOUR OF MORE ETHICAL INDUSTRIES
> IF POSSIBLE, DO SO AND REHABILITATE FORMER SLAVES, AS WELL AS HAVING MR TINKLES DO APOLOGY SPEECH TO PUBLIC
(IF NOT POSSIBLE WITHOUT RUINING ECONOMY, 'MEH'. MAYBE WE FIX IT LATER ON WHEN THINGS MORE STABLE)
> DO PUBLIC OPINION SURVEYS TO FIND OUT WHAT'S PISSING OFF MY SUBJECTS CITIZENS
"GOOD JOB, TINKLES. I SHALL HAVE TO BUILD YOU YOUR OWN MANSION AT SOME POINT, MAYBE A PAY RAISE..."
(5) NO ONE NOTICES YOUR INDESCRETION. THE GHOST DIVISION IS FREE. (5) EPIC MEDALS. THAT GLOW AND SPIN AND REFRACT LIGHT AND SHOOT LASERS. GOOD AT PARTIES. (5) YOUR SOLAR CITY IS EPIC. SO EPIC, YOU EXPAND A NETWORK OVER THE SUN, LEADING TO A COLLECTION OF CITY-STATES, ALL RULED BY YOU. THEY ARE THE BEST CITIES NOT IN ALPHA CENTAURI. (5) YOUR SKILLFUL COMPROMISE ALLOWS FOR CAPITALISTIC IDEALS TO BE COMBINED WITH CARE FOR WORKERS. TRADE WITH THE TERRANS AND CENTAURIANS FLOURISH, WITH YOU DOMINATING. (5) MR. TINKLES REMOVES ANY BAD BLOOD, AND THEY RE-JOIN THE NON-SLAVE WORKING FORCE. (5) THEY ARE CONCERNED BY THE RUMORS OF WAR OFF ON THE DEMETER TERRAN COLONY, AND IT'S USE AS A PROXY WAR FOR THE MAGI-TECH RELIGION AND THE UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE. IT WORRIES THEM ABOUT ATROCITIES COMMITTED BY BOTH SIDES. THEY ALSO ARE VERY CONCERNED ABOUT SPACE-WHEAT PRODUCTION, WHICH HAS BEEN STEADILY FALTERING RECENTLY.
((MAN THAT'S ALOT OF STUFF TO WRITE))
FUCK PHYSICS. LITTERALY. MAKE OUT WITH PHYSICS!
(5) WHILE BLACH-HOLING AROUND, YOU MET PHYSICS. SHE IS VERY,
VERY HOT. AND EASY. YOU MAKE OUT PASSIoNATELY AND SHE SNEAKS YOU INTO HER PARENT'S HOUSE. BECAUSE APPEARANTLY PHYSICS STILL LIVES WITH HER MOM. I BLAME THE META-ECONOMY.
REVERT DAMAGE TO UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE.
EXPAND MILITARY.
DEVELOP WEAPONS TO ASSIST MAGI-TECH.
ANNEX OTHER UNIVERSAL ALLIANCES.
YOU KNOW WHAT? JOIN MAGI-TECH AS FRONT THINGY.
"ITS A ALLIANCE NOT AN EMPIRE!"
(5) YOU QUICKLY RE-ESTABLISH ORDER AND EXECUTE MANY MAGI-TECH SABATEURS. (5) THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX NOW COMPRISES 35% OF YOUR GDP. THAT'S A WHOLE FUCKING LOT. (5) YOU, UH, BUILD WEAPONS THAT AMPLIFY THE POWERS OF AMAGI-TECHERS, AND GIVE IT TO THEM. YOUR, VERY, UNPREDICTABLE. (5) THE ALIIANCES I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD ARE ANNEXED. YOU ARE QUITE A ELDRITCH ORGANIZAATION BY NOW. (5) THE MESSAGE IS SENT. ONLY THEY CAN ALLOW YOU IN THOUGH.
>INSTIGATE REBELLION IN UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE, CONVINCE THEM THEIR GOVERNMENT IS CORRUPT AND IS USING CHILDREN TO LITERALLY FUEL THEIR WAR EFFORT
>SABOTAGE MILITARY FACTORIES
>SEND BARRAGE OF CLASS X-4 WMDS AT UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE UNIVERSES THAT WON'T COMPLY
>SEAL OFF THIS UNIVERSE FROM ALL THE OTHERS
VARIOUS REBELLIONS POP-UP IN THE ALLIANCE. APPEARANTLY PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE WAR-MACHINES POWERED BY A FORSAKEN CHILD. (5) YOU SABOTAGE THEIR NUMEROUS FACTORIES, EVADING THEIR DEFENSES. (5) PRETY MUCH DOOMING ANY CHANC FOR A PEACE THAT TAVIK TOTH COULD GET GOING, YOU GENOCIDE ENTIRE UNIVERSES WITH YOUR DARK MAGICS. (5) ATTEMPTING TO HOLD BACK THE ASSUMED ONCOMING TIDE OF RAGE AND DEATH UPON THIS UNIVERSE, YOU SEAL IT OFF, STRANDING THE COLONIES IN THIS INVERSE FROM THE OTHERS. THEY CAN STILL COMMUNICATE THOUGH.
NPCSTHE ARESIA (4) ((jeez, i'm running out of things for them)) SPREAD TO THE OTHER CITIES, CONSOLIDATING THEIR POWER AND HELPING KEEP ORDER AND PROSPERITY IN YOINK'S COUNTRY,
THE COLONISTS (6) HAVE NOW FULLY ESTABLISHED THEMSELVES ON PLANET, AND SET ABOUT GETTING RESOURCES. THEY ACCIDENTALLY POLLUTE THE NEARBY AREA, SEVERELY DAMAGING THE ECOSYSTEM. BUT THEY DO HAVE ALOT OF STUFF THOUGH.
THE GHOST DIVISION (3) PLAY POKER, WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO DO. SOMEONE CHEATS, AND A ARGUMENT BREAKS OUT. THEY PATCH IT UP, THOUGH NOT WELL.
THE JAPANESE IMPERIAL ARMY (5) MEDITATE ON A OBJECTIVE, AND WHAT WOULD BE BEST FOR THEM. THEY DECIDE TO RETURN TO EARTH AND ENLIST IN THE SPECIAL FORCES THERE (1) UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ARE EXACTLY AS THEY WERE BACK IN TH 1940'S, AND ARE
LAUGHED AT BY PEOPLE FOR BEING LAME-OS.
3-TURNS TO THE GREAT ANUS RUPTURE>
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