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Why can the omnipotent manage to be incompotent?

The infighting is causing too much trouble.
- 10 (30.3%)
People won't let me do as I please!
- 6 (18.2%)
NPC's are OP, and are ruining my plans.
- 2 (6.1%)
The GM is a bastard, under-powering my actions
- 7 (21.2%)
I have no opinion on this matter.
- 8 (24.2%)

Total Members Voted: 33


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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #105 on: November 22, 2012, 12:32:57 pm »

BLOW UP THE MAFIA.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #106 on: November 22, 2012, 05:51:10 pm »

>SEND APOSTLES TO MARS AND COLONY, ATTEMPT TO CONVERT POPULATION
>CREATE MORE SHIPS FOR COVENANT FLEET THROUGH EXPONENTIAL REPLICATION
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #107 on: November 22, 2012, 06:33:06 pm »

Why, so, many, commas, in, the, poll,?
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #108 on: November 22, 2012, 06:40:46 pm »

Why, so, many, commas, in, the, poll,?
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #109 on: November 22, 2012, 10:38:32 pm »

((WAIT, WHAT

WHICH IS OLD SUN, THEN?))
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« Reply #110 on: November 22, 2012, 10:40:01 pm »

((WAIT, WHAT

WHICH IS OLD SUN, THEN?))
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« Reply #111 on: November 22, 2012, 10:40:45 pm »

((NO IS NOT

AM ON SUN, REMEMBER))
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #112 on: November 22, 2012, 11:51:20 pm »

Turn 7: I'm bad at remembering to put a title.
YAY
FIND MORE CRIMINALS
(5) EXCITED BY THE POSSIBILTY OF SPACE-FARING CROME FIGHTING, YOU ESTABLISH A ROUGE POLICE FORCE. LKE A NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH, BUT IN SPACE AND WITH MORE KILLING CRIMINALS ARBITRAILY. SO KINDA LIKE A SUPER HERO.

Aid Ghost Division by donating monies.

...... Just... Run away from the Mafiaso. Run away very quickly and go attack Yoink instead.

Take down Yoink's ABM systems.

"Oh, they're reforming maybe. Guess I don't have to fight Yoink. Sorry Yoinky."

(5) MONEYS. THE GHOST DIVISION IS NEW COMPLETELY CUTTING EDGE. (5) YOU RUN LIKE A LITTLE BABY. LIKE A REALLY FAST LITTLE BABY. (5vs3) THE MAFIA'S CHASERS ARE NO MATCH FOR YOUR BABY-FU. (5) YOU QUICKLY TAKE DOWN HALF, BEFORE STOPPING.

Send the Ghostbusters after the Ghost Division.
(5vs2) THE GHOSTBUSTERS ARE SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE AGAINST FUTURISTIC TANK ARMIES. PROBABLY DUE TO THE PROTON PACKS.  THOSE HELP. THE GHOST DIVISION BEATS A HASTY RETREAT.

Reboot AI core, and fly to Alpha Centauri. Begin construction of robotic minions to replace the meaty beings in my ship. Also, summon Axel Rose from Ansem Retort, as my second in command.

((Will post a link later if needed.))
(5) YOU REBOOT, AND WIPE THE COPIOUS ACCUMALATED SPAM FROM YOUR HARD-DRIVE. YOU NOW RUN A LITTLE FASTER TOO. (5) YOU FLY TO THE ALPHA CENTAURI REPUBLIC ((?)) AND START BUILDING EPIC ROBOT MINIONS. (5) WHOEVER THE HELL THAT IS, SHE IS HERE. OR HE. WHATEVER.

"WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE ANYWAY?! WHERE DID THESE TANKS COME FROM? OH GODS WHAT IS GOING ON?!!"

>ASK MISTER TINKLES FOR EXPLANATION

"...OH. MAFIA? ON MY PLANET?! HOW DARE TH--"

*BIG BAG OF MONEY LANDS ON DESK*

"...HMM. THEY ARE RATHER GENEROUS. AND THEY ARE CONTRIBUTING TO STABILITY OF SOLAR CITY. I DIDN'T REALISE WHO THEY WERE WHEN I RESCUED THEM, BUT THEY ARE DOING FAR MORE GOOD THAN HARM RIGHT NOW. STILL, 'MAFIA' DOESN'T SOUND VERY... NICE."

>OFFER MAFIA OFFICIAL CUSHY POSITIONS AS POLICE FORCE AND PEACEKEEPERS IN EXCHANGE FOR GOOD SALARY

THAT WAY THEY NOT HAVE TO DO CRIMES AND STUFF AND NOT CALLED MAFIA ANYMORE

>ALSO ASSIGN MISTER TINKLES TO KEEP AN EYE ON THEM MAKE SURE THEY NOT DOING BAD STUFF

THEN: >RE-INVIGORATE AGRICULTURE INDUSTRY AND STUFF NOW THAT CRISIS HAS PASSED.

>IMPORT DIRT FROM RUINS OF MARS FOR PLANTING. BE SURE TO USE SUSTAINABLE FARMING PRACTICES AND STUFF.
(5) THE MAFIA HASTILY AGREE TO YOUR TERMS, IN EXCHANGE FOR PROTECTION FROM THE VARIOUS ENRAGED PLAYERS. THEY JUST NOW SORTA CORRUPT. THAT'S ALOT OF PROGRESS FOR THEM. (5) HE REPORTS NOTHING UNUSUAL. THEY HAVEM'T DONE ANYTHING YET. (5) AGRICULTURE IS RE-INVIGORATED SURPRISINGLY WELL FOR A COUNTRY ON THE SUN. (5) MARS NOT DESTROYED, JUST IRRADIATED. IT TURNS OUT IRRADIATED MARTIAN SOIL IS VERY GOOD, AND YOU MAKE MUCH SOLAR CORN AND WHEAT.

QUICK
DROWN ALL NPC'S IN MAYONNAISE
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU
(5) ALL NPCS IN REACH SUFFOCATE, LEADING EVENTUALLY  TO THE FUNNIEST POLICE INVESTIGATION IN HISTORY.

Allow Cassandra in-system.
Offer Alpha Centauri B-II for robot production.
Develop develop develop! Make AC EPIC!


(5) SHE COMES IN BEFORE YOU LET HER, BUT YOU LET IT SLIDE. (5) THE HARD-TO-LIVE ON PLANET OF ALPHA CENTAURI B-II IS NOW CASSANDRA'S. (5) YOU USE THE COPIOUS RESOURCES THERE AND THE STABILITY OF GOVERNMENT TO EXPAND INTO MAJOR SPACE POWER.

OFFER EARTH MOON AND COLONISTS CHANCE TO JOIN UNIVERSAL ALLIANCE.
HAVE THEM JOIN ANYWAY.
KEEP THEM HAPPY AND HELP THEM IN EVERY WAY.
THE VARIOUS HUMANS DOESN'T ACCEPT RIGHT OFF, BECAUSE THEY WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE THE TERRAN REPUBLIC. THEY CERTAINLY WANT TO THOUGH. (5vs2) YOU ANNEX THEM. (5vs4) YOU PLACATE THEIR NATIONALIST FURY.

BLOW UP THE MAFIA.
(5vs3) VARIOUS MEMBERS OF THE MAFIA EXPLODE. THE MAFIA DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING BLOWN UP. THEY APPEAL TO YOINK TO KICK YOUR ASS.

>SEND APOSTLES TO MARS AND COLONY, ATTEMPT TO CONVERT POPULATION
>CREATE MORE SHIPS FOR COVENANT FLEET THROUGH EXPONENTIAL REPLICATION

(5vs6,4) A LARGE NUMBER OF THE COLONISTS DUE, TRIGGERING CIVIL WAR BETWEEN TAVIK-TOTHIANS, TERRANS, AND MAGI-TECHERS. THE REMAINING MARTIAN CITIES SAY NO THANKS.  (5) SWEET JESUS THAT'S ALOT OF SPACE-SHIPS.

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THE MAFIA (5) REPAIR THE ABM SYSTEMS, AND PUT OUT ARREST WARRANTS FOR CORAI. THE FEW WHO DIED ARE MOURNED, AND REPLACED.
(3) THE COLONIST FACTIONS ATTEMPT TO STRIKE A DEAL FOR A THREE-WAY GOVERNMENT. THE ISSUE OF INDEPENDANCE, AND WHETHER TO REMAIN WITH TAVIK TOTH OR RETURN TO TERRA REMAINS THOUGH.
(5) THE GHOST DIVISION DECIDES TO ENLIST IN THE SOLAR EMPIRE'S ARMY, QUICKLY RISING THROUGH THE RANKS TO BECOME A ELITE UNIT.

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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #113 on: November 22, 2012, 11:54:06 pm »

DROWN THE MAFIOSO IN MAYONNAISE
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« Reply #114 on: November 23, 2012, 12:04:09 am »

SUMMON THE WEHRMACHT.
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« Reply #115 on: November 23, 2012, 12:12:26 am »

>HAVE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN, SHOUT AT TEDDY BEAR

"GODDAMNIT MR TINKLES, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I'M TRYING TO KEEP THIS GODFORSAKEN SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY/PLANET TOGETHER AND YOU JUST KEEP BITCHING AT ME WITH YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS!"

>TAKE SLUG OF WHISKEY, CALM DOWN

"OKAY. OKAY. WE CAN DO THIS. LET'S DEAL WITH SOME PROBLEMS."

>SEND GHOST DIVISION TO APPREHEND THE MISCREANT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RASH OF UNEXPLAINED EXPLOSIONS IN THE POLICE FORCE. (I.E GREENSTAR)

>HAVE MISTER TINKLES MAKE TV APPEARANCES ADVOCATING PEACE

>HOLD HUGE, FREE ROCK CONCERT TO BENEFIT VICTIMS OF STUFF AND SHIT.
OLD-SCHOOL METAL, PUNK, HARDCORE, HIRE A HEAP OF BANDS WITH PROFITS FROM THE SLAVE MINES.

>DO TOUR OF PLANET WITH QUEEN AND PET DONKEY IN A CHAUFFERED HUMVEE CONVOY, INSPECTING LIVING CONDITIONS AND GIVING POOR PEOPLE HI-FIVES AND ALL THAT SAPPY STUFF
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #116 on: November 23, 2012, 12:13:57 am »

Strip mine Alpha Centauri B-II for resources. Build massive shipyards. Build fleet of Devastators and Extortionators. Crew with copies of my AI.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #117 on: November 23, 2012, 04:05:14 am »

Continue making AC epic, while allowing Cassandra to keep us safe with her fleet of ships.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #118 on: November 23, 2012, 07:44:41 am »

YAY SUPERHERO

USE SOL SLAYERS OF JUSTICE TO STOP MUGGERS. AND MUGEES, BUT THAT'S COLLATERAL DAMAGE.
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Re: THE RETURN OF YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE. 101% QUOTE PYRAMID FREE
« Reply #119 on: November 23, 2012, 10:37:14 am »

Explode Alpha Centauri B-II while Cass is mining it. Laugh evilly, bite pinky evilly. Recline on a Dementer estate.
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