Turn, 6? The day late one.BLOW UP MORE STUFF.
(5) THE STUFF IS BLOWN. YOU ARE EXCEEDINGLY PLEASED WITH YOURSELF. YOU HAVE BANISHED DEPRESSION.
GWG! ALLIANCE!
DESTROY SUN USING SUPER MEGA COMBO WITH GWG!
THROW MARS AT YOINK!
(5) YOU MAKE A AWESOME DECLARATION OF ALLIANCE WITH GWG. UNLESS HE INVALIDATES IT, BUT THEN HIS NAME WILL RUN OFF THE PAPER, ALLOWING YOU TO RE-USE IT!
(5) YOU THROW MARS AT SUN. THE EXPECTED RESULT OF THAT OCCURS. MARS IS NO LONGER.
>BECOME PANICKY, PARANOID RULER DUE TO HAVING SO MANY ENEMIES
>PRE-EMPTIVELY NUKE MARS
>DEVELOP NERVOUS TIC AND BEGIN SIPPING AT WHISKEY ON THE SLY
"THEY'RE AFTER US!! THE BASTARDS ARE ALWAYS WATCHING, THEY'RE ALWAYS OUT TO GET US! DO YOU HEAR ME, MY QUEEN? BUT I SHALL KEEP YOU SAFE! OH YES! THE SUN SHALL BE A SAFE-HAVEN FOR ALL AS LONG AS THERE IS BREATH IN MY LUNGS! THOSE SCUZZ-BUCKETS CAN GO LICK MOON-CHEESE AND DIE, THEY AIN'T SETTING ONE FOOT ON MY SUN! ...OR DESTROYING IT, EITHER. THE BASTARDS."
(5) YOU ARE NOW PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC. (5) YOU SO PRE-EMPTIVELY NUKE MARS YOU GO BACK IN TIME TO DO SO. YOU NUKE XANTALOS OFF MARS. YOU ARE PRAISED. (5) YOU SIP WHISKEY SLYLY.
BE WESTSIDE COLLECTIVE GANGSTER SYNDICATE. SHOOT A LOT OF PEOPLE.
MISSED THIS
NO I DIDN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. LA LA LA. I CAN'T HEAR YOU (1000vs5) NOPE, CERTAINLY CAN'T.
Attempt to vaporize anyone that tries to attack me in any way. And the Governer's family, of course. Raise high-powered shields around my ship, now dubbed the FM Firerose, and around Titan to protect it from the sun's destruction, and, coincidentally, from any nukes that come my way. Nuclear missiles are SOOOO outdated..
Your Sol Slayer blew up another system already. Fire another one.
(5) YOU VAPORIZE NO ONE IN PARTICULAR. YOINK HAS PARANOID RULER POWERS, BUT YOU MANAGE TO KNOCK OUT A FEW OF HIS ABM SYSTEMS ANYWAY. (5) YOU RETURN TO TITAN, AND WATCH FURTHER AS THE SUN DOES NOT EXPLODE, AND NO NUKES LAND ON YOU. STRANGELY, NOONE ACCUSES YOU OF BEING PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC, OR INSANE IN ANY WAY.
GWG! ALLIANCE!
DESTROY SUN USING SUPER MEGA COMBO WITH GWG!
The Sol Slayer destroys the solar system, not just the sun.
Wait...I'm still in the solar system...
ORDER EVACUATION OF SOLAR SYSTEM BEFORE THE SOL SLAYER DETONATES.
RUN FOR MY LIFE.
Missed that bit in Yoink's turn.
Escape extradition by fleeing the area.
Find criminall.
(5) YOU ESCAPE BY HOODWINKING THEM. (5) YOU FIND A SPACE PIRATE GANG HARRASSING SOME INNOCENT ASTEROID MINERS. YOU OBLITERATE THEM.
Play this in background.
Lead a siege on the Mafiaso and take the child back!
Activate sleepers on the Sun and cause chaos!
-EDIT-
Use Ghost Division as backup.
Put on the reich.
(5vs6) (5) YOU KNOW WHAT? I GIVE UP. I MIGHT AS WELL JUST MAKE IT FUCKING CANON THAT THE MAFIOSA ONLY GET 6, BECAUSE THE RNG SIMPLY LIKES THEM A FUCK OF A LOT. YOU LAND ON THE SOLAR CITY WHERE GODFATHER AND "FRIEND"S ARE STAYING BY FLYING THROUGH THE HOLE IN YOINK'S ABM SHIELD. YOU SIEGE THE MANSION, AIDED BY THE GHOST DIVISION, BUT ARE PUSHED BACK BY THE MAFIA'S NEW ANTI-SHIP AND ANTI-TANK DEFENSE GRID, AS WELL AS THE FACT THAT THE GHOST DIVISION IS COMPOSED OF WW2 ERA TANKS.. YOU ARE ROUTED, AND FORCED TO FLEE WITH YOUR TAIL BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, CLINGING TO LIFE. MANY OF THE ABCS ARE CAPTURED AND TURNED OVER TO YOINK CUSTODY. THE GHOST DIVISION EXIT HIS CUSTODY AND BECOME A NPC.
PUT SHIELD AROUND EARTH AND MOON TO STOP THEM FROM DYING.
THEN MAKE NEW SUN.
ALSO HELP COLONISTS.
THEN INVADE STARSHIP TROOPERS UNIVERSE.
(5) THEY WEREN'T DYING, BUT THEY THANK YOU FOR THE GESTURE. GUEES WHAT? YOU ARE PRAISED! (5) YOU TOSS MIAUW'S SOON TO BE EXPLODING BODY AND A MATRIC FUCKTON (imperial) OF HYDROGEN INTO JUPITER. IT WILL BE A SUN WHEN I WRIT MIAUW'S TURN IN A SECOND. (5) YOU BUILD MUCH INFRASTRUCTURE FOR THEM, AS WELL AS AUTOMATE THE AGRICULTURE, ENSUIRNG THEY WON'T STARVE DUE TO OUTRIGHT STUPIDITY, (5) YEP.
KEEP EXPLODING, BECOME NEW SUN.
(5+1) YOU ARE TOSSED INTO THE JUPITER WITH A MATRIC FUCK-TON OF HYDROGEN. YOU COMBUST, INITIATING FUSION. QUICKLY, YOU ARE SUN. ORBITS OF GAS PLANETS ALTER SLIGHTLY OR ARE SUCKED IN, ADDING TO YOUR LONG-TERM STABILITY. THE INNER PLANTETS ARE UNAFFECTED.
PUT SHIELD AROUND EARTH AND MOON TO STOP THEM FROM DYING.
ALSO HELP COLONISTS.
>SEND THIS ACTION SOME MONEY
...I HAVE LOTS OF THAT RIGHT?
"RELIEF WORK IS GOOD WORK. SO, UH, GOOD WORK!"
(5) SURE WHATEVER. EDIT YOUR FIRST POST NEXT TIME. YOU TOSS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS AT EARTH. THEY STILL DON'T NEED ONE OF THEM, BUT THEY ARE ALSO THANKFUL. THERE ARE PRAISES TO BE HAD BY YOU THIS DAY.
>CREATE SENTINEL SHIELD SHELL AROUND EARTH
>TERRAFORM THE EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR OF THE SHELL
>TRANSFER EARTH POPULATION TO INTERIOR OF THE SHELL
(5) THEY ARE VERY CPMFORTABLE ON THE PLANET, THANKS. BUT A NUMBER MOVE TO THE COMBINED SHIELD-HABIT STATION.
Aww Fuck. Get Titan's people on board a spaceship and get them to Alpha Centauri.
(5) THERE IS STILL NO TROUBLE GOING ON, BUT YOU HEAD TO ALPHA CENTAURI ANYWAY. YOUR COLONISTS ESTABLISH VARIOUS CITIES ON THE PREVIOUSLY CHARTED PLANETS.
SEND CASSANDRA CHEESY MOVIES, THE WORST I CAN FIND. SHE'LL HAVE TO SIT AND WATCH THEM ALL, AND WE'LL MONITOR HER MIND!
(5) HOLY SHIT THEM SOME BAD MOVIES. YOU BEAM THEM STRAIGHT INTO HER PROCESSOR, AND SHE IS TAKEN OFFLINE FOR A WHILE FROM THE SHEER MADNESS OF IT ALL.
NPCS:THE MAFIOSA (4) BUILD A POLCE FORCE AND ANTI-HACKER SYSTEM, AS WELL AS OTHER SECURITIES FOR THEIR CITY. THEY DONATE ALOT TO YOINK FOR BEING SO DAMN NICE.
THE COLONISTS, FEARIGN FOR THEIR INCOMPETENT LIVES (4) PULL THEMSELVES TOGETHER FINALLY ND ESTABLISH NEW GOVERNMENT, AS WELL AS FAMILIARISE THEM WITH THE ALIEN MACHINERY GIFTED TO THEM.
THE GHOST DIVISION (3) FIND A FEW UPGRADES. THERE ARE CERTAINLY NOT UTTERLY INCOMPETENT NOW, BUT WOULDN'T STAND A MATCH WITH MODERN WEAPONRY UNLESS THEY OUTNUMBERED THEM.
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